Subscribe to The Dreamin’ DemonNews FeedSubscribe to The Dreamin’ DemonComments

« « Martine Lifluer Forgot Something | Brooke Watts Is An Unholy Mess » »

Keith Edward Marriott Started Throwing Sea Creatures

September 9, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Alcohol-related stupidity, Crime, Drunk In Public 

MADEIRA BEACH, Florida – This is a story I am only posting because of one line in the article by Brant James that simply stated, “Then he started throwing sea creatures”. For some reason, this line cracked me up and has made my day. 41-year-old Keith Edward Marriott is facing charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon because of his bizarre behavior at the beach. Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said Marriott repeatedly pretended to be drowning and then float to the surface, “causing concern for his safety,” and was “loud and disruptive,” according to a sheriff’s report. Then he started throwing sea creatures. Or more specifically, he started throwing jellyfish at some teenagers. Marriott was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail. I love obnoxious drunks.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Related articles by Zemanta
Keith Edward Marriott Started Throwing Sea Creatures

Tags: , , , , , ,


Comments

5 Comments on "Keith Edward Marriott Started Throwing Sea Creatures" make up the 115,829 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Boughtthefarm
    11:42 am on September 9th, 2009

    Why so many freaks in Florida?? Makes me glad I moved away 30 years ago.

  2. Abroad
    1:43 pm on September 9th, 2009

    Oh, them poor defenseless sea creatures!

    ROTFL!!

  3. unraveled_bear
    7:20 pm on September 9th, 2009

    That line just kills me too…

  4. lulusbackintown
    7:21 pm on September 9th, 2009

    Throwing Sea Creatures, eh? What an animal. Thats almost as bad as teasing furry little woodland creatures in my book.

  5. Dr.Monoculous
    4:18 am on September 10th, 2009

    deputies said Marriott repeatedly pretended to be drowning and then float to the surface,

    I would have given the guy a standing ‘O’. Alcoholic antics are so entertaining.

Think you got something worth saying? Type it out. If you don't wanna look lame, get rid of that default avatar and go get you a gravatar! Tell 'em Morbid sent ya'. Lastly, as far as we are concerned, posting a comment means that you have read our Disclaimer.

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Improve the web with Nofollow Reciprocity.