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Beware The Creeper

September 9, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Crime, Featured, voyeurism 

Beware The Creeper

Shippensburg, PA - We interrupt your daily Dreamin’ Demon browsing to bring you an important public service announcement: If you happen to rouse from your slumber in the middle of the night and catch a glimpse of this turtle-like man, please, take a picture real quick like, would ya? Because I, for one, am curious if the sketch artist had been huffing gasoline prior to doodling this composite of the creeper. I mean, how hard would this guy be to spot in broad daylight? Police in Cumberland County are on the look-out for the bug-eyed bedroom dweller – they believe that for the past year, on at least 15 different occasions, he has entered homes through unlocked doors and windows to watch women sleep. He exits the home upon discovery. He is described as a male somewhere between 30 and 50 years old, of medium build, and sports a head of gray hair. Oh, and he may or may not wear glasses. Though he hasn’t harmed anyone, he has been known to talk dirty. So, just a bit of advice – lock your shit before you go to bed and keep something pokey or stabby next to your bed if you live in the area. 

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  1. littlelady757
    9:41 am on September 9th, 2009

    Its 2009 I cant belive anyone would leave doors, windows or anything for that matter unlocked while they are sleeping WOW!

  2. Morbid
    9:54 am on September 9th, 2009

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    Tippy the Turtle! How could you? I…I…drew you!

  3. Deety
    11:32 am on September 9th, 2009

    Its 2009 I cant belive anyone would leave doors, windows or anything for that matter unlocked while they are sleeping WOW!

    My town’s had a rash of burglaries lately, where the burglar enters the home through unlocked windows in nice neighborhoods in the middle of the night. I’m not sure what’ worse, having things stolen or having some creepy dude watching you sleep. Blech!

    Although, statistically, I believe we’re safer today than we were in the eighties. Anybody have any numbers on that (ahem *Athena*)?

  4. Boughtthefarm
    11:47 am on September 9th, 2009

    LMAO….B&E to talk dirty! I nearly peed my pants over this.

  5. littlelady757
    1:16 pm on September 9th, 2009

    @Deety I live in a nice neighboorhood as well but I still lock everything up im sorry its just crazy not to especially if you read this site or look at the news these are prime examples as to why you should.

  6. Athena
    2:40 pm on September 9th, 2009

    Its 2009 I cant belive anyone would leave doors, windows or anything for that matter unlocked while they are sleeping WOW!

    I haven’t locked my doors in, oh… 2 years. As Deety suggested, we are MUCH safer today than we were 10, 20, 30 years ago. Of course, I also own a 120lb Rottweiler mix who goes Cujo if anyone unrecognized even approaches the door.

    Clearly, burglary is anything but up. Oh, and, according to the FBI, roughly 61% of burglaries are forced entry so, apparently, locking your door is little protection.

  7. Morbid
    5:08 pm on September 9th, 2009

    I don’t lock my car doors at night. I figure if anyone wants anything out of it they would just be helping me clean it out. Except this way I don’t have to replace a window.

  8. thebooblady
    5:56 pm on September 9th, 2009

    That’s how I feel too, Morbid. I quit locking my car doors when I woke up one morning to glass all over my kids carseats. I also don’t even know where the key is to my house. I lock the doors when we are sleeping, but other than that, I leave the front door unlocked.

  9. unraveled_bear
    7:24 pm on September 9th, 2009

    I’m compulsive about locking my doors, but I don’t pretend that will actually stop anyone serious on getting in. That’s what Mr. Catspaw is for. He slee[s right by the head of the bed. He has a nice smile.

  10. Dr.Monoculous
    4:25 am on September 10th, 2009

    What I do is, I sleep during the day, then at night I open the window and lump pillows up under the blankets on my bed, like it’s a body. I then sit in my closet all night, clutching a hockey stick and staring at my pervert trap until first light. Too much?

  11. Jaded
    6:00 am on September 10th, 2009

    I lock my doors at night because I fear the drunk ass tweakers in the neighborhood will mistake my home for theirs in their drunken and stupid blindness. Then, I would have to get angry. Then, I’d get tweaker blood all over my clean floor.

  12. Deety
    11:44 am on September 10th, 2009

    Thanks, Athena! I know I can always count on you to come through with the rationality. :)

    I lock my doors at night, because, hey, why not? But if I forget, I don’t thank my lucky stars I wasn’t murdered in the middle of the night. It’s not a biggy, one way or the other.

    As for locking cars, my rule is to leave it unlocked, and never leave anything in the car that’s worth more than the windows.

    What I do is, I sleep during the day, then at night I open the window and lump pillows up under the blankets on my bed, like it’s a body. I then sit in my closet all night, clutching a hockey stick and staring at my pervert trap until first light. Too much?

    *groan* Doc, you’re killing me.

  13. MadeaBecBec
    1:00 am on September 14th, 2009

    Hey!! It could be this RSO…Take a look
    Boyd Hal Adams

  14. Abroad
    2:30 am on September 14th, 2009

    Tried to follow the link, MadeaBecBec; but all I get is “this offender could not be found”?

  15. MadeaBecBec
    8:59 am on September 14th, 2009

    Type in the name Boyd Adams and choose Pennsylvania here : Watchdog

  16. CassieMomma
    10:54 am on September 14th, 2009

    I lock the doors when we are sleeping, but other than that, I leave the front door unlocked.

    I’m like you, but my husband is obsessive about locking the doors. We have a glass storm door and if I open the front door within five seconds he’s like did you lock the storm door. I’ll say it’s 2:30 in the afternoon and we have a german shepherd, then he tells me I’m crazy…..right! Also if I forget the deadbolt forget about it, I hear about it for two days :)

  17. Wildheart
    5:34 pm on September 15th, 2009

    I may leave the back door unlocked when I’m home during the day, but I’m pretty good about locking up at night. My boyfriend on the other hand, told me last night that he came home for lunch yesterday, entered thru the front door, ate lunch then left thru the back door. When he got home later, he noticed that not only was the front door unlocked, but it was also OPEN several inches! Thank god my dog is scared of half-open doors (don’t ask – he thinks they’re gonna close on him or something) and didn’t get out. I told my bf that he needs to step away from the bong, and also that he is no longer allowed to use the front door. :)

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