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Martrez Anderson Just Couldn’t. Shut. Up.

September 8, 2009 at 1:49 am by  

Lake County, Florida Ah, being released from prison must be an overwhelming experience. Freedom again…at last. Another chance has been given to set things right with your life, get a job, find love, celebrate the golden years. I’m sure that goes through every prisoner’s heads…or rather a great deal of them. And so many don’t get the chance to start “anew” as their terms count down the remaining years of their lives. I’m sure so many spending life sentences would give their left nut to have the chance Martrez Anderson had, to get sprung from prison at the young age of 25…to live each day to the fullest. But Martrez just couldn’t cope with being out. Within 5 days of being released, he just had to do something stupid to land his ass back in the poky for a bit longer. How many years does rape carry?

Martrez Anderson Just Couldnt. Shut. Up.

Martrez Anderson

He’s a bright one, this Martrez. Knocking upon the door of his victim at 9 in the evening asking if she needed some lawn maintenance, when she said, um, no…he allegedly walked around her house and entered through a back door. The 29 year-old victim said she attempted to call 911 but he yanked the phone from her hand and smashed it. After the rape, he kindly asked for a ride to the local convenience store so he could buy a “Swisher Sweet Cigar”.

Once they arrived at the store, the victim bolted from her vehicle, alerted another customer and the authorities were called. Martrez in the meantime, fled. And hid. It didn’t take long for the K-9 to track his suave ass down hiding in a carport two blocks away. He refused to speak with authorities but he did submit to a DNA test. He probably thought DNA stood for something else.

And although Martrez remained closed lipped with the police he just couldn’t resist yacking it up with a female journalist. You just gotta love when the idiot takes over. “I ain’t rape her. I ain’t raper her” laments Martrez. “I never met her in my life.” “I like black people. I live in a black neighborhood. Only black girls around.” And with that, the clever journalist asked what color the victim was….”White”…and asked how he knew…well, I think it was probably a real long moment. He simply couldn’t answer.

During this same interview, Martrez admitting to his past career of lawn care and his affinity for Swisher Sweet Cigars along with explaining that he had $30 on him but he didn’t get the money from the victim. (of course, the victim told police he asked for money and she gave him $30) DUMB.ASS.

I certainly hope Martrez Anderson’s 5 free days were full of fun because, with the charges he’s now facing, it looks as though he may go away for a while longer this time. He’s being held at the Lake County Jail on charges of sexual battery, burglary to an occupied dwelling with a battery, false imprisonment, tampering with or harassing a victim, criminal mischief and robbery.

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Martrez Anderson Just Couldnt. Shut. Up.
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  • TwoToneAlCapone

    Just cut his balls off and call it a day..

  • CassieMomma

    5 days, 5 days???? Well I don’t think that’s any kind of record, but still what a dumb ass. Glad he was caught and he will send a good amount of time in prison now.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    He probably thought DNA stood for something else.

    Don’t No Anything? Don’t Need Advice? Damn Nasty Asshole?

  • Lazlo

    Excellent write up Thinkgoat! Some guys are too stupid to live.

  • Boughtthefarm

    Brazen isn’t he….assaults her then asks for a ride to the store. I have said this many times….thank goodness some of these creepy pervs are so friggin stupid.

  • Abroad

    Great journalism. “What colour is the victim?” And I mean it, too.

  • defenestratethis

    Is it just me, or does this guy look like he’s missing a few chromosomes?