CassieMomma
11:06 am on September 8th, 2009
Wow, sounds like they had some fun! Damn, little fuckers. Mom where were you?
MadeaBecBec
11:18 am on September 8th, 2009
The custodial parent could be charged with criminal liability! Somebody has to pay for all that property damage! If I was the Judge in this case, I would order these two delinquents and their parents to clean up duty, as well as washing buses for a year (or two)..You know what the old saying is, about idle hands….
Deety
11:29 am on September 8th, 2009
If I was the Judge in this case, I would order these two delinquents and their parents to clean up duty, as well as washing buses for a year (or two)..You know what the old saying is, about idle hands….
Agreed.
The fact that they had no problem telling the cops exactly what they’d been up to tells me they’re just looking for attention. Time for mom to get off her ass and do some parenting for a change.
Boughtthefarm
1:38 pm on September 8th, 2009
I agree Deety. Some substantial manual labor for retribution might be a way for this family to bond!
Geez, what little imps! They make egging property seem so infantile….that was the best we could do besides toilet papering when I was growing up.
Wonder
5:31 pm on September 8th, 2009
Wow I deserve to see photos, so I can identify these two three (including mom) then I can runnnnnn + keep my kiddies farrrrrrr away.
Do they live in the middle of a dump site, looks around my neighborhood for parked dump trucks, tire shops, bus companies –
3am and mom hasn’t filed missing person report ?
Deety
9:22 pm on September 8th, 2009
They make egging property seem so infantile….that was the best we could do besides toilet papering when I was growing up.
Tee-hee…
I mean, that’s horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Dr.Monoculous
10:26 pm on September 8th, 2009
As kids, we used to get away with stuff that they now prosecute under the fucking Patriot Act. If I had grown up now, I have no doubt that I would have hit puberty somewhere within the maximum security ’stolen-fire-extinguisher’ wing at Guantanamo Bay.
malq
5:57 am on September 9th, 2009
As kids, we used to get away with stuff that they now prosecute under the fucking Patriot Act.
No shit Lieman I was going to say the same thing. I did all that and more. It was all about lectures and the disapproval bullshit. Of course there was some monetary pay off, behind the barn asswhoopings and saturday afternoon retribution work. It is a bit much for a night though. we would spread all that out over a month.
Morbid
6:48 am on September 9th, 2009
No shit Lieman
He is not Lieman. Not that it really matters, but I would hate that Mr. Lieman is getting credit for another’s work.
Morbid
6:53 am on September 9th, 2009
Which reminds me of a dumbass prank we used to do around these kids age. We used to go out at night and hide in the shadows. When a car would drive down one of our more busy streets, we would zing a tennis ball at it. It caused no damage, but made one hellacious sound. We thought that was funny as hell. It wasn’t ’til I got older I realized how close we probably came to getting our asses shot – or at the very least, beat by one of the driver’s who locked up his brakes thinking they had hit something.
malq
7:07 am on September 9th, 2009
He is not Lieman
Thanks for clearing that up, i had heard they were the same. False impression, they are both good writers btw..
Boughtthefarm
12:00 pm on September 9th, 2009
LOL Morbid…we use to do the same thing only it was cherrys from cherry hedges we hid behind and threw. I remember one time this car slammed on its breaks and scared the holy piss out of us. I have never run so fast and hard in my life. I just knew we were going to get the crap beat out of us. I never did it again but I am sure my friends did.
One time about 10 years ago a kid did that to me, hubby and another couple coming home from dinner. Hubby slammed on break and he and our friend gave chase. Scared me so bad because the kids was probably a minor [he was throwing green apples] so I got out of the car and yelled “Don’t shoot him”! Both friend and hubby stopped dead in their tracks and looked at me like I was crazy. that was exactly what I wanted….that twwn kid to get the hell out of dodge before hubby & friend caught up with him. We still laugh about that.
Kdogg
4:05 pm on September 9th, 2009
Ahh, me and my friends would ring doorbells, egg things and of course toilet paper. LIke others have said these days we’d all have been locked up for 10 years
dmax
4:14 pm on September 9th, 2009
When I was a kid, we used to take an old hubcap, hide in the bushes, and wait for a car to drive by…throw the hubcap along side of the vehicle. Of course, the people would think they lost a hubcap off of their car, and stop. Then, one of us (we’d take turns) would run out of the bushes, grab the hubcap, and we’d all take off running. We had our getaway route well planned, and never got caught. But, the last time I did this, I ran full speed into a new barbed wire fence that wasn’t there yesterday. Man, I still have those scars, today…5 of them.
Boughtthefarm
4:51 pm on September 9th, 2009
LMAO Dmax……that is so damn hilarious!
lulusbackintown
8:10 pm on September 9th, 2009
Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails…
MadeaBecBec
1:21 pm on September 10th, 2009
Well, you know these two young whippersnappers ain’t got nuttin’ on this kid:
Drunk 12 year old steals car in north Lincoln

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