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Detroit, Michigan Around here, what’s in your freezer serves as badge of honor. We don’t go to the grocery store to purchase meat, we slaughter our own. Unless you’ve had local farm raised beef, pork, etc., you would have no idea what I’m talking about. And venison. Deer run crazy around here and a couple kills will feed a family for a long time. We also have our share of gaming birds, pheasant, quail, dove. Needless to say, if I were to rummage through one of my neighbor’s freezers, that shit better be marked because there’s no telling what I’m likely to pull out of there. (All of it good though) But I’ll have to admit, I may look a little closer and ask a few more questions from now on. Especially after reading about the contents this freezer held. I’m fairly sure defrosting one of these packages would have put me off meat for a while.

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FridayFriday reviewsFriday reviews, police sitting in the station gained access to a story they’d be retelling for a long time. Some woman walked in with the identity of the man her boyfriend had allegedly been storing in the freezer since May. Before you all go wondering how he had room for anything else in there, let me explain the pains he went through to keep enough room for all the extras like perhaps a bottle of booze and Popsicles. He chopped the muther up. He cooked him and dissected him into meal sized portions as shown on the box of the ziploc baggies he used.

Police have a confession from the son of a woman who lives in the upper part of this two family flat. The body is believed to be that of a 50 year-old man who the guy said, died of natural causes. But he freaked and didn’t know what the hell to do. So without sounding any warning bells, he did what any suspected crack head would do…baste the body over a nice charcoal grill and dismember him from there.

Daryl Lewis

Daryl Lewis

Police spend a good portion of time hauling out bags of evidence from the home of this resourceful individual, along with the charcoal they could find. I guess to do some DNA testing on the drippings. No word on just how many ziploc baggies they confiscated from that freezer. Just how many would it take to hold a human? I guess that all depends on if he used the gallon sized vs. quart or pint sized.

Authorities have arrested the one man and have detained at least one other who may have been responsible for this awesome gruesome crime. I’ve been hoping, for the last 27 hours, the Detroit police department would release the name of the arrested at least. But due to my impatience and the assurance that you all are fabulous at supplying additional information, I decided to go ahead and write this one up.

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, fellow Demonites, be very cautious when rooting through the freezer. You just may not know that’s Crack head Johnny you’re throwing in the crockpot.

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Update: On Tuesday, 41-year-old Daryl Lewis was charged with mutilation of a corpse. If convicted, he’s looking at up to 10 years behind bars. Lewis was also charged as being a second-offense habitual offender, which could increase his sentence by 50%. Though Lewis admitted to choppin’ the dude up, he denied killing the guy. He said the man was homeless and either died of natural causes or a drug overdose – when he found the body, he freaked and didn’t know what to do with it, so he tried to hide it. Bond has been set at $200,000. The name of the deceased still hasn’t been released.

 Beef, Pork, or That 50 Year old Dude in the Freezer

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11 Comments on "Beef, Pork, or That 50 Year-old Dude in the Freezer" make up the 115,829 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Muertaluna
    7:06 am on September 7th, 2009

    Ehhhhh. I don’t get it. For me, cutting someone up would scare me more than calling the police to report a death. This guy sounds like a loopy loo.

  2. unraveled_bear
    11:19 am on September 7th, 2009

    Maybe the decedent followed the Michael Valentine funerary theory?

  3. Janelle
    12:08 pm on September 7th, 2009

    Ehhhhh. I don’t get it. For me, cutting someone up would scare me more than calling the police to report a death

    Excellent point!

  4. SickenEd
    12:38 pm on September 7th, 2009

    I don’t really think he was too scared to call the police. I think this guy maybe really did die of natural causes, and maybe the guy had always wondered what human meat tasted like. He didn’t really want to go so far as to actually murder someone to find out, but, when the opportunity presented itself he didn’t turn it down.

    Any way you look at it, this guy is seriously fucked in the head and just plain gross!!

  5. Rotten Apple
    12:57 pm on September 7th, 2009

    Well, there goes my Labor Day barbecue…

  6. Dr.Keegee
    8:22 pm on September 7th, 2009

    I don’t really think he was too scared to call the police. I think this guy maybe really did die of natural causes, and maybe the guy had always wondered what human meat tasted like. He didn’t really want to go so far as to actually murder someone to find out, but, when the opportunity presented itself he didn’t turn it down.

    Excellent theory. F’wd this to the defense atty and he’ll have a running start at a marvelous defense. SickenEd, you aren’t by chance a defense attorney are you?

  7. Sickend
    9:19 pm on September 7th, 2009

    Excellent theory. F’wd this to the defense atty and he’ll have a running start at a marvelous defense. SickenEd, you aren’t by chance a defense attorney are you?

    Thanks!! Nope.. Just a stay at home mom.

  8. CassieMomma
    10:46 am on September 8th, 2009

    The story along with the bbq pic made me shudder….good one!

  9. Jaded
    7:15 am on September 9th, 2009

    Updated with name and mugshot. :)

  10. Uvgottabkiddin
    6:18 pm on September 9th, 2009

    and maybe the guy had always wondered what human meat tasted like. He didn’t really want to go so far as to actually murder someone to find out, but, when the opportunity presented itself he didn’t turn it down.

    ok, I’ll admit, I’m slightly freaked out by this quote. ok A LOT freaked out.

  11. The Best Criminal Defense Attorney
    12:47 am on October 5th, 2009

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