Panama City, Florida LifeLIFE reviews is full of twists and turns. I’d like to believe the ups and downs somewhat even themselves out – that no one has more of one than the other. But those hopes are only realistic when viewed through rose colored glasses. But even when things are going well in your life, there’s bound to be a bad day thrown in here and there, just to keep you from getting a little too cocky…just to keep things real. Those are the days when it’s best not to even get out of bed because everything you touch turns to crap. Imagine a great dose of Murphy’s Law when your life is already in the shitter. “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” Poor Jennifer Alvarado, life in shambles, got a good old fashioned bad day when she got beat up by her boyfriend and ended up in the slammer herself.

Jennifer Alvarado

Her boyfriend is being accused (by her) of beating her for several hours. He allegedly choked her with his hands to the point of her passing out. It wasn’t until her prince charming was dragging her across the pavement that she regained consciousness. Jennifer tried to cry for help but said prince muffled her pleas with his hands as he drug her to his apartment for a little more foreplay. Prior to going inside, he allegedly rubbed a little sand in her face before asking her up for a drink. (Ah, I don’t know about the drink part – I think he skipped that page in dating etiquette) Once inside, the merrymaking commenced as he held her against her will and choked her some more before she finally talked him into letting her go.

At almost 6 in the morning, Jennifer flagged down a passing vehicle and asked them to call 911. Enter the police. She described her dream date to them but before they went in search of romeo, they informed her they were going to call EMS, which she kindly declined. She’d go get checked on her own. And of course, police are pretty damn nosy – they like to know who they’re dealing with – and it turns out, they were dealing with a wanted lady. Nah, they didn’t want her, the system did. Jennifer was arrested on an outstanding warrant for failure to comply with community control/driving while license was suspended or revoked.

What a terrible horrible no good very bad day. She should have stayed in bed. She should have told her squeeze, “not tonight” and just hung out at home. But she didn’t. And it got no better. As the intake officers were processing Jennifer, they happened to glance in her purse only to notice a make-up bag. Oh dear Jennifer. Never have the cops called if you can’t get rid of your needle and dope, chick. Damn. Are you really that stupid?

Let’s recap Jennifer’s night, shall we? She got choked, drug across the parking lot, came to and had sand rubbed in her face, choked some more, made a get-away, called cops, got arrested cause she’s a slack, got booked at the jail and got busted for dope and paraphernalia. Sucks being you Jennifer. Your boyfriend may not love you but Murphy does. GoodGood reviews thing, maybe he’ll leave the rest of us alone now that he found a gold mine.

Outside of getting her on the outstanding warrant, she was also booked for introducing contraband into a detention facility. As for bachelor #1: police are still looking for him.

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