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David Teller Is Kinda Stoopid

September 1, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Child Pornography, Crime 

Nassau County, FL - David Teller, 24, had high hopes – the young man had dreams of being one of Jacksonville PD’s finest. How very noble of him. He started on the path to becoming an officer by filling out the necessary paperwork with the Jacksonville Police Department on AugustAugust reviewsAugust reviews 21st. I’m not familiar with a police questionnaire or the queries that one must answer to become an officer, but somewhere on that piece of paper, David commented that, when he was between the ages of 22 and 23, he “peeked at and touched a young boy’s genitals.” (That’s about as retarded as checking YES on the “Have you ever used illegal drugs?” box on an application). Furthermore, he admitted as much during a consensual polygraph test. He wasn’t finished with his truth-telling session – he told officers that he had also downloaded images of child pornography and there was a possibility that he may still have some stored on his computer. Talk about making a cop’s job easier…damn. Indeed, when detectives seized David’s computer, they found numerous images of naked children in provocative poses and kids engaged in explicit sexual activities on the computer. Yeah – I don’t think David is gonna get a call back. He’s been arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. Bond has been set at $50,002.

 David Teller Is Kinda Stoopid

Comments

20 Comments on "David Teller Is Kinda Stoopid" make up the 115,835 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. MsMisunderstood
    7:32 am on September 1st, 2009

    If only all the disgusting pedos were so honest and filled out those applications.

  2. captainhowdy
    7:52 am on September 1st, 2009

    What a criminal mastermind!

  3. Jury
    8:31 am on September 1st, 2009

    Hee Haw.

  4. CassieMomma
    10:09 am on September 1st, 2009

    I’m not quite sure what to say….stoopid about sums it up!

  5. redsaid
    11:43 am on September 1st, 2009

    At least this one got caught before he became a cop!

  6. brokebutstilldrinking
    1:37 pm on September 1st, 2009

    “To Protect and Perv.”

  7. Abroad
    2:22 pm on September 1st, 2009

    He didn’t see any inconsistency in his actions?

  8. redsaid
    2:31 pm on September 1st, 2009

    Holy Mackerel!!! LOL!!!!!!

    “To Protect and Perv.”

  9. Boughtthefarm
    2:54 pm on September 1st, 2009

    Tee hee….honest to G-D I nearly peed my pants when I read that. Thank G-D for idiots like this one. Seriously though, there has to be something mentally wrong with this guy.

  10. kellieincuse
    5:05 pm on September 1st, 2009

    How dumb can one be!!!!

  11. Syre
    8:51 pm on September 1st, 2009

    Could it have been a guilty conscience, or is he just a dipshit? I am voting for the latter. Either way, he’s behind bars. Go Jax 5-0.

  12. Wonder
    5:23 am on September 2nd, 2009

    David Teller Tells ? This guys is Hard to imagine LOL

  13. rdb40k
    6:08 am on September 2nd, 2009

    Bond has been set at $50,002.

    Whats the 2 dollars for?

  14. boyzmom33
    9:46 am on September 2nd, 2009

    stupidity tax????

  15. boyzmom33
    9:48 am on September 2nd, 2009

    apparently I don’t know how to use the quote thingy…….lol…..I was referring to the 2 dollars….

  16. Muertaluna
    11:51 am on September 2nd, 2009

    $2 paperboy fee- I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!!

  17. Siobhan
    11:52 am on September 2nd, 2009

    stupidity tax????

    We already have that in FL, it’s called, “The Lottery”.

  18. mominAZ
    7:06 pm on September 2nd, 2009

    It almost sounds like he was WANTING to get caught. Either way, I’m glad he’s behind bars!!

  19. Zibarro
    8:00 pm on September 3rd, 2009

    dee dee fucking dee

  20. halfwaythere
    9:20 pm on September 3rd, 2009

    humm.. possibly the judge figured his family could come up with the $5k bond, but $5,000.20 would put it out of their range.

    Too bad all perv’s didn’t take this route, it’d save a countless children all that pain and suffering.

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