Franklin Davidson Is Waving His Privates No More

Filed under: Crime, Resisting Arrest, Sexual Battery 

Boynton Beach, Florida I’m sure it’s safe to say all of us have walked the same routes to and from someplace so often we become completely aware of what’s in it’s proper place and what’s missing. When I was young, walking home from school was filled with common sights. The same older people who volunteered their time to make sure we all crossed the highway safely, the old lady sitting on her porch with fresh baked cookies or a bowl of candy for us as we returned home. That whole experience gave such a sense of normalcy and general good feeling to those of us passing by. And we’d always look if these people were not within sight, waiting for us. Yet I somehow cannot help but feel sorry for the children who lived along the route of Franklin Davidson, the pervert who liked to call attention to himself to all youngsters crossing his path, only to wave his privates in their general direction.

Hell, he was just being friendly, don’t you think? Waving like that? Ah, perhaps not. I think it went beyond friendly when Franklin started demonstrating a little self gratification from his patio and from behind the pane of glass. Yes sirree, Frankie allegedly was yanking his wanky in front of these children – like on a consistent basis. Hell, he’d even go so far as to invite them in, as if offering them a front row seat…a ‘welcome to the show’ kind of thing. Only problem is, the children got a little fed up with Franklin’s obvious attention desires. They started rebelling against his offers of sexual favors so much so, they started telling on him.

The police attempted to speak to him at his home but adult interaction wasn’t quite what Franklin was seeking. Actually, he refused to open the door. And since he wouldn’t answer the police questions, they decided to set up a little surveillance and caught him red handed. (and I’m sure, red faced) As they tried to apprehend him, he went a little freaky on the police and caused a brief struggle. He was subdued and quickly arrested.

Flash Franklin Davidson (50) was charged with five counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition, one count of attempted sexual battery and one count of resisting arrest without violence. According to the police report, his victims ranged from the ages of 8 – 16.

And for all the Monty Python fans out there:  ”I wave my private parts at your aunties and fart in your general direction.” Sorry, couldn’t help it!

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