Merced, California There’s something pseudo inspiring about holding fundraisers. The time and energy it takes to coordinate such an effort, raising money for a worthy cause. With medical expenses on the rise, so are the number of these money making events. Although the generosity of others is moving – the people who just shell out the cold hard cash expecting nothing in return is phenomenal. I kind of like when a team of people get together, willing to do a little hard work in exchange for donations. It’s a win-win situation. So when Sara Kellum and friends decided to hold a car wash fundraiser for her boyfriend, well it’s hard to blame her when a easier opportunity arose and she decided to rob this guy instead of working for the money.
I guess I never realized how powerful the suggestion of a blow job really is. The mere idea makes rational people do some pretty stupid things as evidenced by the plethora of stories that appear on the front page here. And not only people doing stupid things, but the mention of fellatio seems to make several men blind.
As stated above, Sara Kellum and friends were having a benefit car wash for her boyfriend who was stabbed. Then up pulls an interested customer. Only he isn’t quite interested in having his car washed. Now when the sheriff’s department received the report of robbery, they came to the conclusion the victim’s story didn’t really make sense. He said he was driving along when another vehicle pulled up with two Latino men and three women got out and robbed him.
In all actuality, Sara and Crystal Baeza got into his car, promising a little blow job party action in exchange for something. Beer maybe? That was their first stop. The liquor store. Then the victim drove until his tire blew. The two lovely, attractive, sexy ladies called one of their other car washing lasses to come rescue them. Damsels in distress. Only…they needed a getaway vehicle after they took a baseball bat and crow bar to him while stealing his wallet and bank statements.
When the police investigated, they arrived at Crystal’s house with an arrest and search warrant finding bank statements and receipts belonging to the victim. Crystal Baeza (24) was booked for robbery and two outstanding felony warrants and is being held in lieu of a $300,000 bail. Sara Kellum (29) was booked on suspicion of armed robbery and conspiracy to commit a crime and is being held in lieu of a $80,000 bail. Crystal’s sister, Erica Aguilar (25) was booked on suspicion of using stolen credit cards and is being held in lieu of a $50,000 bail. And as for our victim, the police state his initial stretching of the truth behind the events that led to his robbery were because he was terribly embarrassed. No shit. Looking at Sara and Crystal’s lovely mugs, I’d be embarrassed too.
Sara Kellum, Crystal Baeza, Erica Aguilar
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