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Lori Richards Doesn’t Come Cheap

August 26, 2009 at 1:48 am by  

Kettering, OH – Fellas, feast your eyes upon this Venus-like enchantress. Look at those lovely green eyes, the pouty lips, the gracious neck. She can be all yours, guys. Yes, for a price somewhere in the $40 and $120 range, she can be your woman for the evening. Wait…what? 40 bucks?!? Do you think she means $40-120 per session? Or $40-120 per month? Yeah. That has to be it. A rent-to-own hooker. Anyway, if you are through drooling over her, we can get to the real reason for her placement here on the Dreamin’ Demon. Lori Richards, 25, is here because she’s a shitty mother. While she’s hanging out at the dive bar looking for a john, her 8-month-old baby boy was sitting home alone – left unattended in a baby swing. Last Saturday evening, officers responded to a call about a woman standing outside a bar offering sexual services for a fee. I’m guessing no one was buying what she was selling – she was still standing out there when the cops arrived. She not only admitted to pimpin’ herself out, she tipped officers off to the fact that she may have left her baby home alone. Sure enough, the little guy was just hanging out in his baby swing. The infant was turned over to his grandparents and Lori was hauled off to the slammer. She’s looking at charges of child endangerment and soliciting. Hehh…soliciting. If that chick can make $120 a bop, then maybe I’m in the wrong business.

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  • thinkgoat

    I’ve re-named her froggy.

  • http://www.tagged.com/marswolf Wolf_of_Mars

    That froggie-looking bitch probably leaves crap mounds all over the house as “dinner bait.” Ribbit… Ribbit… Ribbit.

  • CassieMomma

    Holy Baboon! Ever here of birth control you ugly whore?

  • lovelybones

    Fellas, feast your eyes upon this Venus-like enchantress.

    LAUGH OUT LOUD!

  • Kimberix

    OMG it’s a real life version of Princess Fiona in ogre form….no wonder she’s expensive, she’s playing up her Shrek fame.

  • SickenEd

    I’m just glad the child was placed with the grandparents. At least this child has survived her hideous mother..

    Stupid stupid people piss me off!!!

  • Janelle

    Um. . . . she is actually one of the prettiest prostitutes featured hear on the DD. Yes, really.

  • redsaid

    Who in the world actually SLEP with her long enough to get her pregnant?? Who’s your daddy? Poor kid….

  • deadskinmask213

    Wow the lengths some will go to find a hole.

  • Abroad

    Must have something to do with the services she will perform……

    Not that I don’t agree with Janelle, – ’cause I do!

  • Melissa

    Man, she looks REALLY familiar. Does anyone have any other info on her?

  • honkeyz

    That’s gotta be the ugliest hooker I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen the Orange Blossom Trail whores in Orlando! Haha!

  • petrina

    hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

    and thats what it would take to feck ‘er. blindness. or a mountain of drugs. or a bag-o’er-da-head. double dog dare? somethin. sheesh.

  • twiztids_angel

    someone…actually…got….that….pregnant….???

    ‘scuse me a sec…**RALLLLPPPHHHHHHHHHH**

  • MrKforsubs

    I am curious seeing her cunt. It is not necessary to fuck the face, fuck the cunt and maybe she fucks delicious and otherways rape her

  • Sugarglider1

    A) She looks way disabled. Like in the realm of Downs. B) But what's YOUR excuse for being a garbage dump (and for not having a grasp of the English language) Mr K? Guess what? We don't like RAPISTS on here. So GO RAPE YOURSELF up your wart-covered anus with a jackhammer. No one is a fan of this shitty mother, but your comments are totally disgusting and, judging by them, I doubt you're contributing anything to the world as it is, or that anyone will miss you. So, jackhammer away. I'm serious.