Lori Richards Doesn’t Come Cheap
August 26, 2009 by Jaded
Kettering, OH – Fellas, feast your eyes upon this Venus-like enchantress. Look at those lovely green eyes, the pouty lips, the gracious neck. She can be all yours, guys. Yes, for a price somewhere in the $40 and $120 range, she can be your woman for the evening. Wait…what? 40 bucks?!? Do you think she means $40-120 per session? Or $40-120 per month? Yeah. That has to be it. A rent-to-own hooker. Anyway, if you are through drooling over her, we can get to the real reason for her placement here on the Dreamin’ Demon. Lori Richards, 25, is here because she’s a shitty mother. While she’s hanging out at the dive bar looking for a john, her 8-month-old baby boy was sitting home alone – left unattended in a baby swing. Last Saturday evening, officers responded to a call about a woman standing outside a bar offering sexual services for a fee. I’m guessing no one was buying what she was selling – she was still standing out there when the cops arrived. She not only admitted to pimpin’ herself out, she tipped officers off to the fact that she may have left her baby home alone. Sure enough, the little guy was just hanging out in his baby swing. The infant was turned over to his grandparents and Lori was hauled off to the slammer. She’sShe reviews
looking at charges of child endangerment and soliciting. Hehh…soliciting. If that chick can make $120 a bop, then maybe I’m in the wrong business.
For your viewing enjoyment…
Lori Richards
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3:23 am on August 26th, 2009
I’ve re-named her froggy.
8:51 am on August 26th, 2009
That froggie-looking bitch probably leaves crap mounds all over the house as “dinner bait.” Ribbit… Ribbit… Ribbit.
9:53 am on August 26th, 2009
Holy Baboon! Ever here of birth control you ugly whore?
10:41 am on August 26th, 2009
12:49 pm on August 26th, 2009
OMG it’s a real life version of Princess Fiona in ogre form….no wonder she’s expensive, she’s playing up her Shrek fame.
2:09 pm on August 26th, 2009
I’m just glad the child was placed with the grandparents. At least this child has survived her hideous mother..
Stupid stupid people piss me off!!!
2:21 pm on August 26th, 2009
Um. . . . she is actually one of the prettiest prostitutes featured hear on the DD. Yes, really.
4:22 pm on August 26th, 2009
Who in the world actually SLEP with her long enough to get her pregnant?? Who’s your daddy? Poor kid….
9:49 pm on August 26th, 2009
Wow the lengths some will go to find a hole.
3:17 pm on August 27th, 2009
Must have something to do with the services she will perform……
Not that I don’t agree with Janelle, – ’cause I do!
10:36 pm on August 27th, 2009
Man, she looks REALLY familiar. Does anyone have any other info on her?
12:33 pm on August 28th, 2009
That’s gotta be the ugliest hooker I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen the Orange Blossom Trail whores in Orlando! Haha!
11:31 am on August 29th, 2009
hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
and thats what it would take to feck ‘er. blindness. or a mountain of drugs. or a bag-o’er-da-head. double dog dare? somethin. sheesh.
8:31 pm on September 9th, 2009
someone…actually…got….that….pregnant….???
’scuse me a sec…**RALLLLPPPHHHHHHHHHH**
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