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Ancient Nekkid Hyjinx With Raymond Roberson

August 26, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Crime, Featured 

Williams, Oregon - I just can’t pass up a story about nudity – especially nudity coupled with a bit of craziness. My over-active imagination goes into overdrive and I sit here and laugh until I tinkle or dry heave until my guts hurt. What is it about aesthetically challenged folks and their desire to get nekkid and create havoc and mayhem? We have featured many nekkid people on this site, both on the front page and in the forums, and not a single one of them is easy on the eyes – and Raymond Roberson is no exception. On Sunday afternoon, for reasons known only to Roberson, he got a bug up his butt and began threatening to blow up his van – then it got weird.

Raymond Roberson

Raymond Roberson

Roberson barricaded himself in his van, where he sat armed with a rifle, and threatened that if anyone approached his van, he’d blow it up. The cops rolled onto the scene, shut down the highway, and evacuated a nearby neighborhood. An hour-long standoff began. At one point during the melee, Roberson exited the van and got all nekkid and stuff. When he tried to re-enter his van, the police grabbed his ass and dragged him off to a waiting patrol car.

Raymond Roberson, 70, was arrested for menacing and disorderly conduct. The threats to blow shit up were just that, threats. Authorities found nothing in his van that could make a big boom. As much as I wouldn’t want to see this guy in the buff, I gotta say, he gives good mugshot. I giggle every time I look at it.

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 Ancient Nekkid Hyjinx With Raymond Roberson

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  1. Dakota Valkyrie
    7:26 am on August 26th, 2009

    This mugshot makes me laugh. The thought of him nekkid, not so much.

  2. Wolf_of_Mars
    8:36 am on August 26th, 2009

    Banjos… I hear banjos.

  3. Jaded
    9:12 am on August 26th, 2009

    Banjos… I hear banjos.

    Really? For some reason, I hear harmonicas.

  4. granny-g
    9:23 am on August 26th, 2009

    Are those Pigs squelling?

  5. qtrluna
    10:34 am on August 26th, 2009

    YEEE-haw!

  6. CassieMomma
    10:37 am on August 26th, 2009

    the police grabbed his ass and dragged him off to a waiting patrol car.

    Sucks to be them! I wouldn’t want to touch his nasty ass.

    Dentures – If you don’t have teeth of course!

  7. Coyote
    10:59 am on August 26th, 2009

    He looks like he was having a good time.

  8. mylifeofcrime
    2:18 pm on August 26th, 2009

    WOW! He is such a look, I don’t know why everyone doesn’t want to see him nekkid! OK, I lied. Yucky.

  9. mylifeofcrime
    2:19 pm on August 26th, 2009

    Whoops! I meant looker! I was just so mesmorized I could not pay attention!

  10. Abroad
    2:53 pm on August 27th, 2009

    Our cleaner at work is a lovely man and he has teeth like Mr Roberson’s. Er….. doesn’t have teeth like Mr Roberson. Er…….. you know what I mean?

  11. tutkill
    6:23 pm on August 27th, 2009

    Could have thrown in one good Zombie in the story and we would have one hell of a B movie.

  12. MadeaBecBec
    2:53 am on August 28th, 2009

    Thanks Jaded! I needed a giggle! *Giggle*Snort*Giggle*

  13. petrina
    11:24 am on August 29th, 2009

    ew. i bet he DOES “have a bug up his butt”.

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