Georgetown, South Carolina Well, it’s not exactly an axe today but I think a machete deserves to be right up there with the growing number of domestic disputes resulting in the use of wicked implements. I’m sure many victims can claim to be beaten with fists, kicked, burned, etc. but it takes a special asshole to use out-of-the-ordinary measures to settle their dispute…or quiet the bitching. And I’ll have to admit, coming from an area where summers were filled with machete wielding employees paid to cut corn out of beans, many an accident took place when carelessness took over resulting in legs being split wide open. So when John Aelick allegedly threatened to cut his friend’s head off with one, I imagine she took that threat seriously.

John Aelick

Just look at his mugshot. Isn’t he cute smiling? Don’t let his sunny disposition fool you. “Here’s Johnny” is accused of going a little crazy with that wicked knife. Allegedly, the victim and her daughter were at John’s home where he apparently got a little intoxicated and started throwing a tantrum with a machete in his hands. The victim’s daughter left the house in an attempt to diffuse some of the tension but it didn’t seem to mean as much to John. He had a plan. As she heard her mother’s screams, the daughter knocked upon his door and he yelled back, “If you open that door I will cut your [expletive] head off“.

The victim tried making it to the door when the machete wielding ass-wipe grabbed her ponytail, drug her to the kitchen and allegedly started chopping at the kitchen table. That’s a real pee pants situation. FortunatelyFortunately reviews the victim managed to free herself and as she once again made it to the door, he assisted with a little push and a little warning – he would cut both their heads off.

The police had to knock down John’s door because he simply wasn’t interested in opening it for them. And when they did gain entry, they found him sitting calmly on his couch enjoying a nice cool beer with a wooden club at his side! As for the victim? She’ll be back…he’s a keeper. But until that time comes, John Aelick (50) is probably reconsidering his cutlery techniques in the county jail as he’s being held on charges of assault and battery with intent to kill.

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