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Randall Giesbers Is A Dirty Perv

August 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm by Jaded

Salem, OR – To know that one of your neighbors has secretly been pawing around in your frillies is unsettling. To know that one of your creepy neighbors has actually been wearing your frillies is nauseating. To actually witness one of your creepy neighbors standing in your garage while wearing your frillies, that is puke inducing. Please meet Randall Giesbers. Handsome lookin’ fella, ain’t he? Randall loves the ladies frillies – they make him feel all schmexy and stuff. He was more or less busted in the act Monday evening. Not only busted breaking into someone’s home, but he was also found to be wearing the victims girly underthings. Gross. That, however, was just the tip of the skeevy iceberg.

Randall Geisbers

The woman had long suspected that someone had been entering her home and removing her underwear from her laundry in the garage. Monday night, she and her boyfriend discovered the pervy burglar hanging out in their garage, clad in nothing but a couple of camisoles and ladies panties. The boyfriend, probably skeeved out to no end, tackled the dirty perv and detained him until police arrived. The lady of the house identified the clothing Randall was wearing as hers. Upon inspection of his home, cops found as many as seven full garbage bags containing ladies underwear, shoes, and other personal items. The victim in this particular case identified two of those garbage bags as belonging to her. Damn. Those frillies and stuff aren’t exactly cheap - to have to replace a couple garbage bag’s worth must have gotten a bit costly. I hope her boyfriend kneed him in the ball sack a few times just for shits and giggles.

Police also discovered illegal fireworks in Randall’s home – so, the 47-year-old now faces 10 counts of burglary, 10 counts of criminal trespass, and 42 counts of being in possession of illegal fireworks. While being booked into jail, it was discovered that Randall was into the layered look – underneath the frillies he was wearing – even more frillies.

Source

Steven Bronson Licks Thighs While Women Try On Shoes (dreamindemon.com)
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David Kellar is Willing to Pay to be a Pervy Bastard (dreamindemon.com)

Tags: Burglary, Crime, criminal trespass, Mugshot, Oregon

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Veronica

Damn, what the hell is in the water here in Oregon lately? If this keeps up, we’re going to have as bad a reputation as Florida as a haven for sickos and criminals of all stripes.

I would be so super pissed off if some pervert took a bunch of my panties. And the bras — those suckers are like $40 – $50 a pop for a decent one! He should be forced to pay her back. Though she’ll never be able to scrub the image of seeing this guy wearing her underwear from her mind. Blech.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Damn, what the hell is in the water here in Oregon lately? If this keeps up, we’re going to have as bad a reputation as Florida as a haven for sickos and criminals of all stripes.

I know, right? They just keep getting more and more bizarre. (Maybe we better start boiling our water)?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=446437751 FlamingFox

Eww. This is one of those times when you wish there was no mugshot available. WTF is that thing growing on his right ear? Nevermind…I do not want to know. *gag*
question everything

He looks just like Rickety Crickets from Always Sunny In Philly
Abroad

Randall? Randy to his “friends”, perhaps?
Veronica

I know, right? They just keep getting more and more bizarre. (Maybe we better start boiling our water)?

I also heard that Oregon has one of the highest concentrations of budding militia groups. In fact, one of their members called me at work yesterday. I work in the Political Science department at Portland State, and a guy called wanting to find out what he could do about having a “socialist” president and remarked on how “easy” it would be to assassinate him. Really charming guy. Freaked me out.
haunted33

I hope her boyfriend kneed him in the ball sack a few times just for shits and giggles.

I hope he kneed him a few times myself. That’s just nasty!
sarabei

***gag***
CassieMomma

He should be forced to pay her back.

I agree! That guy is fucked up looking!
Boughtthefarm

Ewwwwwwwww!! Nasty looking freak, isn’t he!
Siobhan

Eww. This is one of those times when you wish there was no mugshot available. WTF is that thing growing on his right ear? Nevermind…I do not want to know. *gag*

Judging by the depth of the dirt, it looks a lot like a ‘tater patch.
Janelle

He doesn’t really look like the frilly girly undies type! Good grief, the guy that hid a gun in his fat rolls looks handsome next to this skeevy perv. When scrolling back up to check some comments, I was trying to be careful not to see the picture again – ugh! I bet the guy that tackled him really wished he’s had a rope handy to lasso him with so he wouldn’t have to actually make contact. . . .
rdb40k

That thing on his ear looks like dried blood, the boyfriend did tackle him. Maybe the skeevy bastard put up a little bit of a resistance and the boyfriend popped him one on the side of the head.
http://www.myspace.com/305316877 akire

Wow, that’s like a 12 inch long neck. What a weird story lol.
tutkill

what was that old term-pencil neck geek
redsaid

How long ya’ think this guy has been livin’ out his fantasies? My word is he fugly! I wouldn’t have wanted to tackle him either, but good for you boyfriend! Who knows what else he’s been doing! We witnessed a car hitting a woman on a bike right in front of us one time. She flew through to the middle of the intersection and landed there. I jumped out of the truck and ran up to her, assessed the damage and got her on to the sidewalk. She had a knot on her head the size of a softball. That’s when I realized she was just about as ugly as this guy here. (one of our many local homeless, not that I have anything against them) I stayed with her until the medics got there, and then I went home to shower and sterilize. If it happened again, I’d probably do the same, but I still feel like I need another shower just thinkin’ about it!
redsaid

Still want a shower!
petrina

he looks like a prime candidate for a game my friends call “goat or gopher?”
Namelaughing out loud

This chick is a complete bitch. I think it's funny