Randall Giesbers Is A Dirty Perv
August 13, 2009 by Jaded
Salem, OR – To know that one of your neighbors has secretly been pawing around in your frillies is unsettling. To know that one of your creepy neighbors has actually been wearing your frillies is nauseating. To actually witness one of your creepy neighbors standing in your garage while wearing your frillies, that is puke inducing. Please meet Randall Giesbers. Handsome lookin’ fella, ain’t he? Randall loves the ladies frillies – they make him feel all schmexy and stuff. He was more or less busted in the act Monday evening. Not only busted breaking into someone’s home, but he was also found to be wearing the victims girly underthings. Gross. That, however, was just the tip of the skeevy iceberg.
Randall Geisbers
The woman had long suspected that someone had been entering her home and removing her underwear from her laundry in the garage. Monday night, she and her boyfriend discovered the pervy burglar hanging out in their garage, clad in nothing but a couple of camisoles and ladies panties. The boyfriend, probably skeeved out to no end, tackled the dirty perv and detained him until police arrived. The lady of the house identified the clothing Randall was wearing as hers. Upon inspection of his home, cops found as many as seven full garbage bags containing ladies underwear, shoes, and other personal items. The victim in this particular case identified two of those garbage bags as belonging to her. Damn. Those frillies and stuff aren’t exactly cheap - to have to replace a couple garbage bag’s worth must have gotten a bit costly. I hope her boyfriend kneed him in the ball sack a few times just for shits and giggles.
Police also discovered illegal fireworksAdobe Fireworks
in Randall’s home – so, the 47-year-old now faces 10 counts of burglary, 10 counts of criminal trespass, and 42 counts of being in possession of illegal fireworks. While being booked into jail, it was discovered that Randall was into the layered look – underneath the frillies he was wearing – even more frillies.
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12:45 pm on August 13th, 2009
Damn, what the hell is in the water here in Oregon lately? If this keeps up, we’re going to have as bad a reputation as Florida as a haven for sickos and criminals of all stripes.
I would be so super pissed off if some pervert took a bunch of my panties. And the bras — those suckers are like $40 – $50 a pop for a decent one! He should be forced to pay her back. Though she’ll never be able to scrub the image of seeing this guy wearing her underwear from her mind. Blech.
12:47 pm on August 13th, 2009
I know, right? They just keep getting more and more bizarre. (Maybe we better start boiling our water)?
1:12 pm on August 13th, 2009
Eww. This is one of those times when you wish there was no mugshot available. WTF is that thing growing on his right ear? Nevermind…I do not want to know. *gag*
1:15 pm on August 13th, 2009
He looks just like Rickety Crickets from Always Sunny In Philly
1:28 pm on August 13th, 2009
Randall? Randy to his “friends”, perhaps?
1:49 pm on August 13th, 2009
I also heard that Oregon has one of the highest concentrations of budding militia groups. In fact, one of their members called me at work yesterday. I work in the Political Science department at Portland State, and a guy called wanting to find out what he could do about having a “socialist” president and remarked on how “easy” it would be to assassinate him. Really charming guy. Freaked me out.
2:04 pm on August 13th, 2009
2:12 pm on August 13th, 2009
***gag***
2:16 pm on August 13th, 2009
I agree! That guy is fucked up looking!
3:18 pm on August 13th, 2009
Ewwwwwwwww!! Nasty looking freak, isn’t he!
5:15 pm on August 13th, 2009
Judging by the depth of the dirt, it looks a lot like a ‘tater patch.
9:56 pm on August 13th, 2009
He doesn’t really look like the frilly girly undies type! Good grief, the guy that hid a gun in his fat rolls looks handsome next to this skeevy perv. When scrolling back up to check some comments, I was trying to be careful not to see the picture again – ugh! I bet the guy that tackled him really wished he’s had a rope handy to lasso him with so he wouldn’t have to actually make contact. . . .
5:16 am on August 14th, 2009
That thing on his ear looks like dried blood, the boyfriend did tackle him. Maybe the skeevy bastard put up a little bit of a resistance and the boyfriend popped him one on the side of the head.
8:56 am on August 14th, 2009
Wow, that’s like a 12 inch long neck. What a weird story lol.
9:12 am on August 14th, 2009
what was that old term-pencil neck geek
2:51 pm on August 14th, 2009
How long ya’ think this guy has been livin’ out his fantasies? My word is he fugly! I wouldn’t have wanted to tackle him either, but good for you boyfriend! Who knows what else he’s been doing! We witnessed a car hitting a woman on a bike right in front of us one time. She flew through to the middle of the intersection and landed there. I jumped out of the truck and ran up to her, assessed the damage and got her on to the sidewalk. She had a knot on her head the size of a softball. That’s when I realized she was just about as ugly as this guy here. (one of our many local homeless, not that I have anything against them) I stayed with her until the medics got there, and then I went home to shower and sterilize. If it happened again, I’d probably do the same, but I still feel like I need another shower just thinkin’ about it!
8:04 pm on August 14th, 2009
Still want a shower!
6:46 pm on August 15th, 2009
he looks like a prime candidate for a game my friends call “goat or gopher?”
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