Crazy Cliff Said, “Come On In For Some Fun!”
August 12, 2009 by FlamingFox
Bonita Springs, FL- Around 9 p.m. last Wednesday, two teenage girls were walking past Clifford Burk’s home when he told the girls that he would like to have sex with them and watch their boyfriend have sex with them. Cliff said, “My wife left me and is in Ohio. I am Crazy Cliff. Come on in for some fun.” The frightened girls beat feet and rushed to one of their homes where they informed a parent who then called police. The teens described the man as an older guy with a scruffy face and large belly. The were even gave a description of his car along with the license plate number.
Clifford Burk
When police knocked on his door, a completely nude Burk opened it and began cursing. An officer asked him to kindly put on some clothes and Burk complied. When he came back, he began cussing once again and used degrading words to describe the girls and said they were liars. “At least I didn’t kill them,” Burk told the deputies. He said all of this, of course, before the deputies even had a chance to explain why the fuck they were even there. Don’t you just love dumb-asses?!
Burk then attempted to get all grabby with one of the deputies two times and it was then that they placed him in handcuffs. During his booking in jail, he continued to be vulgar and show disruptive behavior. CliffordClifford reviews
N. Burk, 48, was charged with resisting a law enforcement officer without violence and his bond was set at $5ooo. The Sheriff’s Office sex crime unit is continuing the investigation into a possible sex crime.
1:58 am on August 12th, 2009
This guy must have a screw loose! *as if* I love it when they are too dumb to keep their mouth shut. Thank the stars those girls were smart enough and fast enough to get away as fast as they did. And bonus points for gettin’ the plate number.
No shit dickwad! I’d have been in Alaska if I was tryin to get away from you! I hope he didn’t have kids -with her or anyone else- this most typically could not be the first time that happened. I’d like to ^come in for some fun^ and turn the tables on ol’ Crazy Cliff. Hey he named himself!
Great story FF! I love it when they rat on themselves!
2:05 am on August 12th, 2009
Oh lawd have mercy LOL – I’m in Ohio I’d like to be the first to pass the news on to the wife – joy joy joy LOL…
I want to congrats the kids for being free to talk to their parents (kudos) and making things happen, you never know what might of happened if you hadn’t spoken up.
9:28 am on August 12th, 2009
Yeah good deal they spoke up, the might of helped another victim from becoming!
Agreed!!!!!
1:09 pm on August 12th, 2009
Not that I think what this idiot did is acceptable behavior, but since when did “hollering” at a girl on the street become illegal?
I would love to press charges against some of the assholes who’ve made inappropriate comments to me, and some of them back when I was a teen.
2:58 pm on August 12th, 2009
Dad?
3:44 pm on August 12th, 2009
This explains so much…
12:51 am on August 13th, 2009
Hopefully they locked this one away before he actually did anything.
3:45 pm on August 13th, 2009
I know a few Crazy Cliffs, however, not this one! So, Clifford answers the door, with his shiney hiney, What? Was Crazy Cliff so egotistically crazee that he was sure those teens had just run to get their negligees and were coming back for that “fun” offer? I hope the former Mrs. Burk comes here, to shed some light on Cliffords IQ *ahem* that he hasn’t already shone for us!
9:31 am on August 14th, 2009
Can’t imagine why his wife left him??? ROFL
5:44 am on September 13th, 2009
Lol..yeah I bet he was cussing. What a dissappointment !! Police uniforms instead of school girl uniforms..
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