Wilmington, DE – Just when you think you’ve heard it all, along comes an asshat like Walter Brown. No, he didn’t shake a baby, fuck an animal or beat an old woman. As a matter of fact, what he did is pretty tame compared to most front pagers on the Demon – though it will probably get him just as much attention from his fellow inmates. Brown here is a purse snatcher. What makes this purse snatcher newsworthy? His victim was a 3 year old girl. That, my friends, is a crackhead move if I’ve ever seen one.
The young girl was standing in line at a deli with her aunt when Walter approached and pretended to be browsing. He then grabbed the little girl’s hand, tore the small purse from her grasp, and took off like his ass was on fire. The girl’s relative alerted employees and the police were called. After viewing a surveillance tape, police were able to locate him in the back of a nearby barbershop. From the looks of his mugshot, I think I can safely assume he wasn’t there to get his hair did. That shit could use some major tightening up.
Brown was arrested and detained on a $2000 cash bond. Let’s be real, considering he stole a purse containing a few dollars in change, the judge could have set his bond at $2.75 cash and his ass would still be sitting there just like he is now. Word of advice: lay off the pipe. Crack is whack.