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Keith Griffin Blamed The Cat, But It Wasn’t Kitty Porn

August 8, 2009 by FlamingFox  

Filed under: Child Pornography, Crime 

Keith Griffin Blamed The Cat, But It Wasn’t Kitty Porn

Jensen Beach, FL- I admit I am just writing this one up because this dumbass actually gave a fucking hilarious excuse when he was arrested. Again, few details, but enough to make ya crack a smile and shake your head. Police arrested 48-year old Keith Griffin on Wednesday and charged him with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after more than 1,000 child pornographic images were found on his computer by detectives. Griffin told investigators that he had left his computer on while downloading music and his cat must have jumped on the computer keyboard when he left the room. When he returned, he found “strange things” on his computer. Either his cat is as much of a dolt as he is for misspelling “kitty porn”, or Griffin has one very talented feline. The moron is now being held on $250,000 bond. It is unknown if his pedo-pussy will face any charges.

Keith Griffin Blamed The Cat, But It Wasnt Kitty Porn

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  1. Rami
    1:20 pm on August 8th, 2009

    Someone already pointed this story to me today and we shared a good laugh.

    But one thing bothers me though. Why is the bail so high? I mean, yes, child porn = bad bad bad. But we see plenty of people on this website get set on bails for soliciting children, and most of the time they’re nowhere near that number. Perhaps I’m missing something…

  2. unraveled_bear
    1:48 pm on August 8th, 2009

    Ahh hah hah dumbass.

    I guess I better watch my two around the computer better. Usually all they do is fill my emails and text messages with cat code, but since I just gave them a bath, maybe they’ll be looking for vengeance.

  3. Abroad
    1:52 am on August 10th, 2009

    It is unknown if his pedo-pussy will face any charges.

    You will update us with any decisions made to prosecute? ;)

  4. FlamingFox
    2:09 am on August 10th, 2009

    You will update us with any decisions made to prosecute? ;)

    Of course! ;)

  5. CassieMomma
    9:30 am on August 10th, 2009

    Whaaat? Really, the cat, right! Dumb Ass!!!!!

  6. MadeaBecBec
    10:58 pm on September 19th, 2009

    Officials have filed and additional 90 charges against Pusshead, making it 100 total;

    STUART, Fla. — Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.

    Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. It was not immediately known if he has an attorney.

    Sheriff’s officials said a family friend was caring for the cat.

    Bahwahahaha!
    WESH

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