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Cecil Bryant Beat Her With A Bedpost

August 6, 2009 by FlamingFox  

Filed under: Assault, Crime, Drunk In Public 

Louisville, KY- Reeking of alcohol with slurred speech, the trollish looking Cecil Bryant now faces several charges including first-degree assault, disorderly conduct, menacing and public intoxication. Police responded to a report last SaturdaySaturday reviewsSaturday reviews morning of a woman who was beaten and bloody. Police found 53-year old Elsie Rollins with a bleeding head wound and she told the officers that Bryant, 75, had attacked her with a bedpost. Bryant, who’s eyes were as unsteady as his feet, was hollering at the neighbors and even pushed a bystander. When the officers told Bryant to sit his crazy ass down, he began screaming at them. Once inside the apartment, police noticed blood-spattered walls and found the bloody bedpost. Silly me. Here all this time I thought troll dolls brought you good luck.

Cecil Bryant Beat Her With A Bedpost

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  1. Melissa
    9:22 am on August 6th, 2009

    Every time I see this article, I think of that movie Cecil B. DeMented. And that Trilogy of Terror voodoo doll…

  2. captainhowdy
    9:53 am on August 6th, 2009

    What a handsome gentleman! With a personality to match, no less.

  3. Wolf_of_Mars
    10:47 am on August 6th, 2009

    What a charming gentleman. Why, oh why, has such a gentle soul been subjected to the rigors of an incarceration? Oh yeah, because this drunken, can’t-hold-his-liquor, vicious, gargoyle stand-in beat a defenseless person half to death with a large piece of wood(something he probably hasn’t seen in years.)

  4. runnergirl
    12:45 pm on August 6th, 2009

    Should I be able to see a picture?

  5. CassieMomma
    1:07 pm on August 6th, 2009

    I can’t either runnergirl, but I’m guessing it’s in the box on the front page…..

  6. FlamingFox
    1:13 pm on August 6th, 2009

    runnergirl:

    Should I be able to see a picture?

    Cassiemomma:

    I’m guessing it’s in the box on the front page…..

    What CassieMomma Said. :)

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