Luke Barrett Is A Real Menace To Society
August 4, 2009 by Jaded
Boulder, CO - Luke Barrett is a mess – not only is he sportin’ a couple of retarded tats, but check out that half ’stache! WTF is going on there? Not only is he a mess, but now he’s sitting in jail because officers with the Boulder PD have nothing but time on their hands. Now, Luke isn’t here because he raped/maimed/abused/or set fire to man, child, or beast – he’s here because he really shook someone up. And not in the literal sense either. (Ok. He’s really here because of the tard mug). Luke, a transient, approached a couple of teen boys FridayFriday reviews
night and called one of them, a black 15-year-old, a derogatory name. He put up his arms in a ‘fighting stance’ and said something to the effect of “Hey Mike Tyson, let’s box.” The teen said he didn’t want to fight and took a step back. At that point, Luke ran away. You would think that would’ve been the end of it, right? Nope.

Luke Barrett
The teens ran after him but were unable to catch up – so they flagged down a cop and informed him of the dire situation. Shortly after the officer took a suspect description from the teens, Luke was apprehended. He smelled of alcohol and admitted to approaching the teens and using language with the intent of “starting trouble.” What’s a cop to do? Give the guy a warning? Issue a citation? Lend him a razor? They arrested him and hauled him off to the pokey – because the victim “was shaken by what happened.” If he was so shaken by the *ahem* confrontation, why the fuck did they run after the dude? Luke, 26, didn’t lay a finger on either teen – didn’t harm a hair on their little head – but he now faces a charge of child abuse. And, for good measure, they are slapping him with a hate-crime charge too. Whew! You Boulderites can certainly sleep soundly tonight knowing this menace is behind bars.
This, surprisingly, isn’t Luke’s first brush with the law. Back in 2008, he was arrested and charged with trespassing and obstructing an officer after employees at a T-Mobile store discovered he had been living on the roof of the business. He got slapped with on obstruction charge for running from officers. Yep…a real menace.
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