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Beggs, Oklahoma ” WalkingWalking reviews like a man, hitting like a hammer  She’s a juvenile scam, never was a quitter.  Tasty like a raindrop, she’s got the look.” (”The Look” Roxette) I can’t figure out which one of these beauties actually thought this, but from a police statement, at least one of them thought “that it brought her back to her teenage years. And that she got ‘that look”. Hahaha! Those two sentences cracked me up. The look of what, exactly? Someone rode hard and put away not only wet, but mildewed? And it doesn’t speak very highly of the teenage years when even then, you may have had to bribe boys with booze and drugs to get laid. And although these two gals were out of school by a few years (at least), their choice of partners weren’t.

Mindy Carder (30) and Ashley Sprague (21) have been arrested after Beggs Police Department broke a small town sex ring. The secret was revealed when a father took his 14 year-old to the police station last week claiming his son had been having a sexual relationship with a 30 year-old woman in exchange for a little pot and a little booze. Police quickly discovered this wasn’t simply between this one woman and this one boy…there were more. At least one more woman (so far) and at least 9 other underage boys. Awww, but Mindy claimed she absolutely fell in love with one of the boys. Too bad. You’re busted.

Cops in Beggs are trying to keep the information flowing because at least one of the two women may have a sexually transmitted disease. Whatta fine way to celebrate your teens, screwing a skank, getting drunk and high, and contracting something that could make their little dicks drip for quite a while. Woot! While the police aren’t trying to scare anyone, they are encouraging all the young men to come forward and at the very least, get checked out. (guaranteed they’ve checked their junk several times since that news has spread around that little town)

Ah, but the investigation isn’t over. The police chief said, “There’s probably going to be more arrests. The more we learn, we’re gonna come get ‘em. We are going to come get them.” I have no doubt about that shit at all. This has been described, by the same chief as being one of the strangest cases that has unfolded in his 18 years of law enforcement. Well now, that kind of gives one the idea just how small of a town it is. This here is BIG NEWS.

Mindy Carder is being held on three counts of statutory rape and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor with a $76,000 bail. Her partner in crime, Ashley Sprague is facing one count of each and is being held on a $25,000 bail.

They both just have “that look” if you ask me. Hey boys, didn’t they have the “Just Say No” campaign come to your school? I bet they will now.

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