Chilton, WI - I have for you today a twisted tale about three highly pissed off and slightly vindictive manchicks, a motel room, a tube of Krazy Glue, and one extremely sensitive man part - that happens to be attached to a real charmer of a guy. Demonites, please allow me to introduce you to these three wild and crazy gals! Bachelorette #1 is 47-year-old from Menasha. Pleasant looking lass, is she not? Bachelorette #2, 44-year-old Wendy Sewell, hails from Kaukauna. Cute as a button, right? And, last, but certainly not least, we have Bachelorette #3, 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau, also from Kaukauna. Don’t you just want to pinch her wittle cheeks? What do these three lovely ladies have in common? One penis and a lot of anger. When they found out they were all bumpin’ uglies with the same dude, the trio bonded together with one common goal in mind – sweet revenge.
Ziemann placed a call to the oversexed stud (for the purpose of this story, I will refer to him as Mr. P) on Thursday with the promise of a massage. Mr. P, giddy at the thought, agreed to meet the lovely lady at a motel the pair frequented quite often. Once in the room, a still giddy and horny Mr. P was voluntarily bound and blindfolded. Ziemann whipped out a pair of scissors and cut off Mr. P’s jockeys. Kinky schtuff! Ziemann paused in the game to text her cohorts, who were waiting outside the room. When Sewell and Belliveau entered the room, shit got sticky.
The fun and games ended when Ziemann slapped the bound and blindfolded Mr. P across the face. Those chicks had questions and they wanted answers. Now. The women wanted to know who Mr. P loved more. *slap* Which one did he want to grow old with? *slapslap* The screaming started when Ziemann super-glued Mr. P’s dick to his stomach. When the screaming started, the women beat feet - with Mr. P’s wallet, his cell phone, his vehicle, and, maybe a smidgen of satisfaction.
Question: How did these three women find out about each other? Answer: Mr. P’s wife. She was aware of his sexcapades and informed each woman about the other women. Two words: Jerry! Jerry! Ziemann informed authorities that she met Mr. P on Craigslist and ended up falling in love with him. She had given Mr. P about $3000 cash and had been funding his use of that motel room for the past two months.
Mr. P was treated at the hospital and released. Ziemann was charged with being party to false imprisonment, fourth-degree sexual assault, and misdemeanor battery. Sewell and Belliveau were charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony that could put them behind bars for up to six years. Bail was set at $200 cash, each. An arrest warrant was issued for Mr. P’s wife, Tracy Hood-Davis, on a complaint of being party to false imprisonment. I gotta say, had the roles been reversed, I’m thinking there would have been a few more charges (petty theft, grand theft auto, etc.) and a much higher bail. Seems these ladies are getting off rather easy.
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