Aaron Burns Is A Real Ladies Man

Filed under: Crime, Kidnapping, Rape 

Panama City Beach, FL – You know, I’ve suffered through some of the worst pick-up lines in the history of shitty lines, but Aaron Burns wins the award for the absolute worst. Try this one on for size, ladies: “I just found out that we ain’t blood relatives. Let’s fuck!” Would that get you in the mood for some lovin’? No? Well, what if he put a gun to your head? Would that make him more desirable? Didn’t think so. Romeo here is accused of kidnapping, tying up, and raping a family member – in his girlfriend’s apartment. Damn. It just don’t get any sexier than that.

Monday evening, Burns approached a young female relative and told her he wanted to hang out. The girl, of an unknown age, agreed and the two headed out to Walmart. Damn…not only is he smooth with the lines, but sounds like he’s a real big spender, too! This dude really knows how to have a good time! After the little foray into Wally World, Burns allegedly took the girl back to his girlfriend’s apartment. According to the arrest affidavit, Burns told the girl that someone recently told him the two weren’t blood relatives, so, he was gonna have sex with her. The girl wasn’t having none of that and started to make a fuss. Burns allegedly put a gun to the girl’s head and stated, “Shut up or I’ll shoot you.” When that failed to calm and quiet the young lady, Burns put duct tape over her mouth. The girl began to stomp on the floor, in hopes of getting the attention of the downstairs neighbors. Once again, Burns had the upper hand. “I don’t know why you’re doing that,” he told her. “There is no one living down there.” He then raped her. When he was through with her, Barnes told the girl that he had, “proof that we just had sex, so if you do tell the police, I have pictures showing we just had sex.” He then dropped her off near her own home and she called 911.

Officers later made contact with Burns’ girlfriend, who stated that she lived in the apartment, but he didn’t reside there full time. She gave them permission to search the residence and during that search, they found the evidence they needed to charge Burns with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and sexual battery. He was arrested early Tuesday morning. Aaron Burns, 24, is cooling his heels behind bars while awaiting his first court appearance. He’s been arrested before on charges of aggravated stalking, burglary, grand theft auto, and possession of cocaine. Sorry ladies – according to his Myspace status, he’s gonna be gone for a minute. Boo-fuckin-hoo.

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