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Jose Torres’ Naked Getaway from 14 Yr Old’s Father

July 23, 2009 at 1:11 am by thinkgoat

Altamonte Springs, Florida Why is it that some of the best stories originate in Florida? I mean, some of the most idiotic crimes and excuses are from Floridians who don’t seem to have an ounce of common sense. Is it intense sun? Perhaps a study should be conducted regarding the constant smell of coconut butter and the affects on the typical ass-wipe’s brain. And having lived a few miles from the Florida State line in a resort town, I understand how just about anything goes. Everyday is like parade day. You surely know what I mean. People pulling the stupid stunts like walking out in front of traffic expecting the drivers of the vehicles to realize the world stops because they’re eager to get to the beach, etc. People wearing ridiculous clothes or the morbidly obese people sporting the tiniest bathing suits. (well, tiny on them) I came to the conclusion while living down there, the police really do put up with a lot of crap and look past a great deal as well. Except when it’s a nude guy making a get away on a bicycle after being chased by the father of a 14 year old girl.

Jose Torres

Jose Torres was spotted by police peddling his happy ass down State Road 436 which is no country road. We’re talking 2 lanes going each way. Thinking nude bike riding was somewhat out of the ordinary, they decided to see what was going on with Jose, where he was heading, and where he’d been. And lo’ and behold, Jose told them where he’d been. He just left out a few details as to why he was moving in the other direction. Upon arriving at the disclosed location, the police found the pissed off father of a 14 year-old looking for the very naked soul the police apprehended.

This father had allegedly entered his apartment, made his way into his daughter’s room, pulled back the covers and witnessed this 23 year-old being all cozy with his daughter. With fists flying, Jose was able to escape the grasp of this man, made it onto his sexy mode of transportation and hauled ass (and everything else but his clothes) on down the road. The father had not placed a call to 911 yet for he had lost his cell phone, I imagine in the scuffle. Plus, I bet he was hoping he had enough time to find Jose and attempt to knock that funk off his face. I mean, what the hell is that shit growing on there? Had the father been able to place the call prior to the police already apprehending him, I don’t think there would have been many problems finding someone fitting that description. Naked on a bike, ugly as hell with an alien beast invading the right side of his head.

Jose Antonio Torres was charged with sexual battery on a victim under 16 and is being held in the Seminole County Jail with a bail set at $25,000. I seriously hope they get that poor girl some therapy after being under the covers with that.

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Xavier21579

Damn. What is going on with his face?! It looks like he fell is a pile of mud while trying to get away.
Aslan

It was probably a good thing he has such a remarkable face. Somehow I don’t think a guy his age sexing up a 14 yr old has any other memorable feature, especially naked.
Unamused

He’s turning an alien reptile thingy, just like that episode on Outer Limits. =O.O=
FrakMe

Well… I don’t condone what this asshole did, but the comments about the “funk” on his face – it’s a port wine stain birthmark, a congenital condition and can cause other medical issues. I urge you guys to read up on it. This is something you are born with and have no control over, short of laser treatments if you can afford them. Even with laser it never goes away – ever. Could be that someone here has it…
thinkgoat

I understand being sensitive about certain physical marks and do apologize if my insensitivity has affected you. This is the Dreamin’ Demon. I’m not well known for my sensitive side, especially when exposing asses who diddle young girls.

Now, following those same guidelines, I guess drawing attention to fat, ugly, crossed or close together eyed, buck-toothed, physical defected perps of any kind are off limits when commenting on these stories.

Perhaps this child molester could have better spent his time working a 2nd job to afford to get some laser treatments so he isn’t so easily recognizable.
FrakMe

I try very hard not to make fun of physical attributes, but I have sure done my share of name-calling on this site. However, you asked “I mean, what the hell is that shit growing on there?”, so I’m telling you (and others who might really want to know). Am I sensitive when it comes to port wine stain (PWS)? Oh yes, for reasons way too numerous to mention here. If you really want to know what is on this asshole’s face, then again, I encourage you to read up on it – if not stay ignorant on the subject. I wish I didn’t feel so strongly about this particular issue, but that’s my problem. I don’t care for baby-fuckers so I don’t have sympathy for this guy just because he has PWS. And I too lack in the sensitivity department and I’m ashamed to admit that I’m a hateful shit. Like you said, this is DD. That said, if you want people to agree with everything you write – well – good luck with that. Not working so good for me now, is it?

P.S. If you want to continue in PM, I’m open to that. Not really mad at you or anyone else, just have a sore spot about PWS – sorry.
thinkgoat

Naw, you’re cool FrakMe. I understand where you’re coming from. Those things that trigger an emotional response with me, I either head in full bore or go on to something else. And you didn’t come off assholish nor did I really take your previous comment as being pissy.
FrakMe

Thanks for letting me vent. I appreciate your understanding.
Aslan

Pretty sure once he gets to prison the PWS is going to be the least of his worries concerning things on (or in) his face.
Bad choice Jose.
Lazlo
Jury

He looks like that guy from Star Trek, what’s his name, oh Lokai I think.
Lazlo

Oops! Sorry – didn’t realize I couldn’t drop an image in – it was a kick ass two-face pic
CassieMomma

I bet the Dad hadn’t called 911 yet because he was looking to do some vigilanti justice…..oh well. He’s probably lucky the police got to him first. Also a 23 year old with a bike, can we grow up at all????
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=12 Athena

Different code on the front page, Lazlo. I fixed it for ya. It’s < img src="url here" >, only without the spaces after and before the brackets.
Lazlo

Thank you Athena
Leila

FrakMe, I definitely understand where you’re coming from, for different reasons. Occasionally an Arab perp is featured here at DD and once in a while there will be a comment or two that really hurt me. Plus, I’m on the chubby side, so the comments about weight make me cringe, although I’ve learned to ignore them.

As for this story, I also suspect that the Dad might have put off calling 911 right away in order to track down the asshole himself. My dad certainly would have jumped into his Explorer and followed Torres with the intentions of beating the living shit out of him.
malq

WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON THIS ASSHOLES FACE?
It looks like Funk! Seriously That’s all I can think about at the moment. What did this guy do anyways? LOL
FrakMe

Thanks Lelia. It’s all good now. I had my little melt down and thinkgoat was gracious enough to let me vent and get over it. TG and I are DDBFF.

LOL Malq. Maybe you should just read all about it, instead of looking at the pretty pictures. But here’s the short version – adult caught having sex with little girl by girl’s father – sicko ran out naked and rode off on bicycle and picked up by police – dad pissed and so are the rest of us – asshole has port wine stain on face, which has little to do with illegal sex or naked bike riding, but as everyone can see, it makes this asshole easy to spot, naked or not.
Wildheart

asshole has port wine stain on face, which has little to do with illegal sex or naked bike riding, but as everyone can see, it makes this asshole easy to spot, naked or not.

That made me LOL
MadeaBecBec

Frakme said; dad pissed and so are the rest of us – asshole has port wine stain on face, which has little to do with illegal sex or naked bike riding, but as everyone can see, it makes this asshole easy to spot, naked or not.

That’s poetry, I tell ya!!
Taz

The Smoking gun has a large pict of the Po Po capturing his sorry Ass. I am not sure thats a (PWS) on his face, he is buck ass nakin in the pict.

*** WARNING NAKID MAN ASS PICT **** (Not safe for work)( Last chance)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0723091naked1.html
Aslan

Is it the angle or does that bike have light up pedals?
Jury

Thank god they didn’t show a side mug profile.
LETITBKNOWN

YEP this is DD, HERE WE CAN BE AS RACIST AND IGNORANT AS WE WANT. I never wanted to post but now its time to express myself reading articles in here for numerous months
LETITBKNOWN

JURY what you dont like people with disfigurements? SEE YOU DO YOUR COMMENTS I DO MINES
Jury

**LETITBKNOWN**
“JURY what you dont like people with disfigurements? SEE YOU DO YOUR COMMENTS I DO MINES”

What? Speak english so people can understand you. I will bet $100.00 you have a tattoo on your neck.
malq

JURY what you dont like people with disfigurements? SEE YOU DO YOUR COMMENTS I DO MINES

LOL I’ll second that bet jury.
LETITBKNOWN

no kind of scared of needles….. but i have a big cock wanna see that?
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

YEP this is DD, HERE WE CAN BE AS RACIST AND IGNORANT AS WE WANT

You should be thankful we let retarded people post as well.
Jury

**LETITBKNOWN**

“no kind of scared of needles….. but i have a big cock wanna see that?”

No thanks. I am not into disfigured, scabbed, or diseased things dicks that you call you’re pride and glory. If you’re offering it, it must smell of puss. Try Craigs List.
LETITBKNOWN

You should be thankful we let retarded people post as well.
dude you should, you dont even get paid for posting news here lol
DarkJuggalo

YEP this is DD, HERE WE CAN BE AS RACIST AND IGNORANT AS WE WANT

You should be thankful we let retarded people post as well.

I know that I said my last post would be my last, and I figured I would get that out of the way before it was shoved down my throat. I do, however, still visit the site as I did pay the $20. I figured I still was entitled to use the site, even if it is the free parts. I will admit I do still enjoy the write ups and the information put out there and the form it is expressed. I have been itching to post to clear up some confusion as to why I have decided to return back to the “lurking” of the site rather than be an active part of it and the above post my Morbid is it in a nutshell.

There will be no racial comments allowed here. That is a can of worms I am not dealing with and opens us up for more trouble than it is worth to have some ignorant people spill out racial shit on our site. That goes for ALL racial comments…I don’t care if you ARE that race. Sorry. But I cannot pick and choose which racial slur is acceptable. Either they all are, or they all are not.

Granted, the above is from the forum part of the rules for the site. It does, however, convey my problem. Not that Athena has a problem with neck tattoos, couldn’t care less personally, but to stereotype everyone who does is bigotry. Judge a person by their actions, not their appearance. There are more people featured on this site without the neck tattoos then those who are. Now that that venting is out of the way, back to the original problem I have had here. The hypocrisy. You state that section listed above in your rules for one part of the site, but on another you give permission to be as racist as possible. Fine, you want to have two sets of rules, it is your site and I can accept that. My problem is it isn’t even close to being enforced. You have a certain member, and I will be polite enough not to name the name, but I am sure everyone who is a regular will know who I mean. This person continually posts racist remarks in forum threads, in the chat box, racist pictures in albums and threads. Is this not a violation of terms and rules of your forums? Rhetorical question, I know, I am prone to posting logical fallacies on occasion, but this is 99% likely to be my last post so to hell with it. Anyway, I digressed. That is very close to being the definition of hypocrisy, to allow someone to do something while you state that you will not allow it. This racist nonstop harassed me when I would enter the chat box I had donated money to use with racist remarks, even ignoring him did not work, I literally would not use the chat box when this person was in it. Stating my issue to people did nothing as it was laughed off as a if he was a child running around with a sucker in his mouth. Not the smartest thing but boys will be boys eh? My point in this ramble. The site is filled with hypocrites, bigots, and narrow mindedness. I was wrong when I first joined, and have not been proven otherwise when I left. I know, me leaving will not hurt the site, I will actually help it as I am sure I will be the source of many amusing posts after this. Maybe I will even make it to a quote on the front page. At least I did my best to clear up why I left. It had nothing to do with Athena’s dislike of neck tattoos, it had to do with the hypocrisy and bigotry of the sites regular members.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=12 Athena

Not that Athena has a problem with neck tattoos, couldn’t care less personally, but to stereotype everyone who does is bigotry.

No, actually, it’s not. Prejudice is not bigotry. Bigotry is “stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one’s own.” Clearly, my stance is not one of “stubborn and complete intolerance”. It’s simply a, “Sorry, you’re going to have to work a little harder to prove that you’re trustworthy.” In fact, you “leaving the site” or whatever the fuck it is you’re doing now because a few people have opinions that differ from yours is more closely related to bigotry than my well-reasoned prejudice.

It had nothing to do with Athena’s dislike of neck tattoos, it had to do with the hypocrisy and bigotry of the sites regular members.

Really? Because NO ONE got that impression, dude. But whatever. Here’s what’s up: We’re all adults. The staff of DD expect the members to act like it, largely self-policing. We’re volunteers, and many of us are wearing numerous hats, so to speak, and don’t have time to micromanage our members. If you’re being harassed, report it. If you perceive racism, report it. We are not omnipresent.

The site is filled with hypocrites, bigots, and narrow mindedness.

THE WORLD is filled with this. DD isn’t out to establish some utopia-like discrimination-free zone.

You’re an articulate, generally well-liked guy. But, if you don’t want to use that ability to thoughtfully illustrate your positions and arguments when someone differs in opinion – if you’d rather pick your toys up and go home because Billy’s being mean to you – no one’s stoppin’ ya.
LETITBKNOWN

I have been coming to this for a period of 6 months I never felt to comment on anything, I frown upon the action of the fucktards that made headline but when they say “oh it is because this person look like this or that person is from the “ghetto” or they have stains in they face
dude…. fuck that, this is an open site to critic people so fuck it i’m all for it I SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANNA SAY IT. NOW JURY AND MALQ the offer still stand its a big one!!!!
thinkgoat

Transparency is when you used to sign on with a 5 lettered moniker and come back with an 11. (Unlike DJ who sucked it up and used his original – Kudos.)
Siobhan

I have been coming to this for a period of 6 months I never felt to comment on anything, I frown upon the action of the fucktards that made headline but when they say “oh it is because this person look like this or that person is from the “ghetto” or they have stains in they face
dude…. fuck that, this is an open site to critic people so fuck it i’m all for it I SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANNA SAY IT. NOW JURY AND MALQ the offer still stand its a big one!!!!

Your old slip is showing under that brand new dress, and that must be painfully sad for your plethora of personal insecurities.
You would gain more respect here by posting under your original screen nym, instead of this pathetic attempt to sock.
Furthermore, if you can’t take what you dish out on the Inet, and respond by acting like a spoiled school girl, then you have to be one of the biggest pussies in the Corps.
Jury

“NOW JURY AND MALQ the offer still stand its a big one!!!!”

He who says he has some, has none.

I reviewed all the posts again. I saw nothing mentioned about race, until you brought it up. No one said anything about it, except you! Race has nothing to do with anything we are talking about. If it is about his disfigurement that bothers you, people are laughing at him because he comitted a crime, not because he has marks on his face. Thats just an added benefit to us.

One last thing, you left out the word “Diseased” before big one.
Jury

Siobhan, I had the same feeling.
solange822001

DarkJuggalo, as usual, Im getting involved in something I know nothing about lol. But based on what I read on this page I will say this: I am bothered too by some of the racist/bigoted comments on the site, but if I left I would be missing out on reading a lot of good posts too. Im not going to let anyone run me off.
Rotten Apple

DJ, I know who you are talking about and just because you don’t see what goes on behind the scenes does not mean that things haven’t been done when lines were crossed. There is also a difference between making racist remarks and identifying yourself as a part of an unpopular group.

And also, if you stayed around a bit longer,you would see that this particular person is playing a “character” Everyone gets all up in arms at first, then they quickly realize that it is all just a game to them and learn to ignore.

Come on now. Seriously. Who was the first to pick on you? And who was the first to tell you that you needed some thick skin?

And good gawd, if that person says anything racist or offensive to anyone it is always ME. WTF? If I don’t let him bother me, then why would you.

Quit being a girl. Suck it up and learn to say fuck you to anyone who pisses you off.

Wait, did I just offend girls?…Fuuuuuuccckkk! I can’t win. Now we are going to lose 85% of our members, including me.

Here DJ, for old times sake:

She has a genius IQ and loves to debate, <3

Oh and she is over 21.
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

You’re an articulate, generally well-liked guy.

Athena, Thank you for posting that. I have been telling him the same thing. I do have a little insight as to what set him off and it was more than the neck tattoo thing – so let’s remove the focus from that. He really is a nice guy though….

DJ – Don’t leave the site. Agree to disagree?? You can pick on Athena and I because we belong to a gang that rides around and Big Wheels and carries Coach purses while wearing Prada boots that we purchased at Nordstom. Plus my BIG Wheel has a custom cup holder designed to hold only Starbucks cups. Athena, yours is on back order. It must be the Swarovski crystals that you requested. Why are you always so fancy??
thinkgoat

LMAO. Thanks RA.

For a bit I thought my page had navigated away from DD to beaniebabies.com.
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

How did I fuck up that whole quote thing?? Now Morbid’s gonna get all pet peevy and I can’t edit the fucking thing. SHIT!

RA – why do you keep posting my pic for DJ? Are you playing match maker again??
Rotten Apple

How did I fuck up that whole quote thing?? Now Morbid’s gonna get all pet peevy and I can’t edit the fucking thing. SHIT!

I don’t know what you are talking about.

Plus you know that is my favorite pic of you. Good Lawd look at those knockers! There should be a law…
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

Plus you know that is my favorite pic of you. Good Lawd look at those knockers! There should be a law…

Now, seriously…. I wish I has big, beautiful boobs like that. Mine are barely a nibble. I can still slam them together like homegirl and fake it.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=12 Athena

Athena, yours is on back order. It must be the Swarovski crystals that you requested. Why are you always so fancy??

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that bling. Thought you knew, G.

So, funny story: When I was a teenager, I had a boyfriend whose mom didn’t like me (ONLY time that ever happened, BTW – usually, I was that annoying ex who was still friends with mom well past the end of the relationship; nothing more awkward than bringing the new girlfriend home only to see the ex sitting at the table sipping coffee with your mom). I think the real reason she “didn’t like me” was because I was 15, he was 19, and any relations we may have would be potentially incriminating. Fair enough. But the reason she gave? “Her makeup us too glamorous for how she dresses.”

Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous?

See, DJ – I’ve been unfairly judged for my looks, too. To me, though, it’s pure comedy.
CassieMomma

So…..I’m not in the club anymore :`( I even got us Trader Joe bumper stickers…..
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

CM – you are totally in the gang. Athena and I are the founders. I hope you understand why you weren’t mentioned in that comment. TJ bumper stickers rock!! Look at us. Bling and bumper stickers. I want a Wahoo’s Fish Tacos sticker that say’s “My mom surfs and eats at Wahoo’s”.

BTW – Athena, I get judged by my looks as weel. I get the assumption that I am a dumb, blonde surfer chick that smokes pot…. well – I’ll have you know that I don’t smoke pot! I wear flip flops ALWAYS and hang at the beach, but I clean up nice and have a paying gig I go to when the surf sucks. I’m at the office now (wearing my tank under my clothes and flip flops, of course). I make a this place a fair amount of money so they don’t fuck with me for what I wear or when I come back from lunch even if I smell of sunscreen and have sand in my crack. How is that for a dumb blonde??
LETITBKNOWN

Jury, you had ask me if I was racist in the other story about water parks so act naive if you want, you get in people skins I will get into yours. I can handle it so bring it!!!
OH and SHIT’OBAN this is the name I chose to display here, you must be thinking I am someone that you have shared words and ran out of here with but no I am posting now and I am here to stay. I bet half you asses have not even been reading about the articles posted up here but looking to see who commented on some stupid shit
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

bet half you asses have not even been reading about the articles posted up here but looking to see who commented on some stupid shit

What?? Isn’t that what you are doing? It looks to me like you are on a mission to stir up shit. You plan on battling wits with anyone posting here, you have your work cut out for you. Good luck with that.
thinkgoat

Ah, let the “new” member be. This may pan out to be quite amusing, actually.

And one can only waste their time in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
CassieMomma

CM – you are totally in the gang. Athena and I are the founders. I hope you understand why you weren’t mentioned in that comment.

thanks April….I <3 you!!!

I bet half you asses have not even been reading about the articles posted up here but looking to see who commented on some stupid shit

I read the articles and then I do thoroughly enjoy reading the comments because they are interesting and usually help me get through the horrors of what I just read by either comedy or the mental images of the pain that should be caused of some of these motherfuckers. Drama just happens sometimes, it’s a part of life!
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

And one can only waste their time in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

This logic right here is why I must bow at your feet…

*bows*
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

thanks April….I <3 you!!!

I ? you back – Not get one your Big Wheel and roll bitch!!
CassieMomma

I heart you…..funny! Let’s roll
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

Why did my heart turn into a question mark??
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

??? Atl 3 – they look like hearts now. Let’s see what happens when I hit submit comment…
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

What the hell!!

CM – it should have been a heart. Alt 3 used to work here and now it doesn’t. Making a mental not.

I luvs ya – let’s roll!
Jury

**LETITBKNOWN CLOWN**

You made the statment in the other article about a white face, you fuckin racist pig!

“All they seen when hiring him was a white face so everything should be A-OK!!!”

That’s what YOU said (you pig), and you have made statments here in this article in the same way (pig), don’t deny it. You want a run for your money, just keep going and agitating everyone (pig face) see where it gets you.
Jury

Now that I am calm, you’re just not worth it. But one last thing pig, this is a discussion group related to the article. People respond in relation to that.
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

Jury – you have insulted pigs. They bring you pork chops and bacon. Are you mental?? BACON!! BACON!!!!! Poor pigs.
CassieMomma

It’s Friday April….Yay!!! I was thinking you didn’t know what I meant, but of course you do….doh. You all have a great weekend!!!!!!!!!!
ecvmanzo

I may be off topic, but who cares. Why was this guy in bed with the 14 year old? Was she dating this creep, or did he just slip into the house and found the girl?
Jury

You’re right April (LOL) I need a pill, sorry little piggy’s!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

CM – are you out for the weekend? Are you headed to Trader Joes? Can you grab me some Red Truck?? Pleeeeez???
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

Okay Jury – As long as you understand where I am coming from. I have seen watching what I eat and exercising like a maniac. I would kill someone’s grandma for some bacon.
http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

I may be off topic, but who cares. Why was this guy in bed with the 14 year old? Was she dating this creep, or did he just slip into the house and found the girl?

I was wondering that also. It does sound that way. Maybe that’s why Dad was gonna just fucking kill him instead of calling 911. I sure hate to be her… caught in the act and a crazy Dad to boot.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

dude you should, you dont even get paid for posting news here lol

No, I get paid to own it, dumbass. But what I don’t get paid for is to put up with retarded people who make multiple accounts, and dudes with big, bleeding vaginas whining and crying about all the mean people on the site.

So you, LETITBEKNOWN, have been placed in the mod queue, along with your ReDDS account. I don’t expect you to understand the simple concept of IP adresses, but you will get a quick lesson in them the next time you try to post from any account you dream up next. Enjoy lurking.

For the rest of you who seem to be showing just what thin skinned, pussies you can be, fuck off and go find a site that cares. No one is keeping you here.
http://www.myspace.com/llkoolk The Masked Web Avenger

For the rest of you who seem to be showing just what thin skinned, pussies you can be, fuck off and go find a site that cares. No one is keeping you here.

Can you quote yourself for the top of the front page, cause that would be awesome.
Jury

“So you, LETITBEKNOWN, have been placed in the mod queue, along with your ReDDS account. I don’t expect you to understand the simple concept of IP adresses, but you will get a quick lesson in them the next time you try to post from any account you dream up next. Enjoy lurking.”

Ha, I knew it, Siobhan knew it. I didn’t know you were a hermaphrodite!

Morbid I have always respeted you, It’s too bad I am starting to like you.

ReDDs take it from someone who knows: NO WIRE HANGERs, EVER!!!!!!!!! (respect the site)
solange822001

and dudes with big, bleeding vaginas whining and crying about all the mean people on the site.

Lmao, where do you come up with this shit Morbid? Big, bleeding vaginas???
MadeaBecBec

Taz said: The Smoking gun has a large pict of the Po Po capturing his sorry Ass. I am not sure thats a (PWS) on his face, he is buck ass nakin in the pict.

*** WARNING NAKID MAN ASS PICT **** (Not safe for work)( Last chance)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0723091naked1.html

Thanks Taz!
Surely, the PoPo needs to run the serial number on that bike, it looks like a youngsters, maybe it’s the 14 year olds! A thief in more ways than one! PERV…
Jury

Madeabecbec

Hey great pics, I think its just a birth mark really. Nice butt!
Sir Geoff

UGH! I hope they burn the bikeseat just for sanitary reasons!
Jury

Really, do you think the dad was going after him because he was screwing his child or do you think he saw the boogie man?
http://www.myspace.com/mysticviewer Mysticviewer

lmao thanks Taz…classic.
MadeaBecBec

Jury said: Hey great pics, I think its just a birth mark really. Nice butt!

I was kind of thinking that myself, if he wasn’t such a perv, he could’ve modeled for Calvin Klein, Abercrombie or something!

SirGeoff said: UGH! I hope they burn the bikeseat just for sanitary reasons!

I am with ya on that, get that youngster a nice gel seat to replace it!!
deadskinmask213

Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?