ZBF, I have to apologize after reading your first sentence again. I realized that did fly over my hear and his name is not Hebert

Nah, don't worry about it. If I misread someone's post and thought they were defending this quarter of an asshole, I'd be pretty pissed too.

Wow. I’m speechless. So many ways to say “What the hell are you thinking?” so little time to choose one.

ZBF, I have to apologize after reading your first sentence again. I realized that did fly over my hear and his name is not Hebert, LOL That was clever.

lol, I knew he looked familiar!

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Wow. I’m speechless. So many ways to say “What the hell are you thinking?” so little time to choose one.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Malq, if you look up real quick, you can still catch a glimpse of zpf's comment that flew over your head. :P

Wait a minute ZPF, What are you saying?
Are you proposing no-neck get some slack for repeatedly raping a 12 year old girl and ruining her childhood and life?
Excuse me while I throw up in your cheerios. The only respect he will get from anyone is the taxpayers by pleading not guilt and saving a court trial.
He really should be life in prison. Its costly though. If it were up to me I would gas him like a dying dog.

Wow. I'm speechless. So many ways to say "What the hell are you thinking?" so little time to choose one.

No need for suicide watch! Herbert will protect him....

LMFAO! "Jabba-the-Hutt"- that was priceless and sooooo true!

I was gonna comment on the sick bastard, his retarded mother, and the half wit mother of thwe child. Now I'm gonna go toss my cookies. Who needs fucking high priced diet programs when I have my friends at DD??

It’s awful that the little girl felt she could trust her neighbor over her mother. I guess she felt like she would let her mom down or make her mad if she told on such a ‘trusted friend’.

I wouldn't hold the mom responsible for that. That's just what kids are like. Any rape victim, I've heard, goes through a "what could I have done different?" mode; how much worse would that be when you're only twelve?

On the other hand, the mom doesn't get a total pass. Here's an old family friend who's in his 30's, uglier than a baboon with hemorrhoids, and still living with his mother. Yeah, he's the right guy to watch my daughter.

You folks are so insensitive. The man’s wattle is sentient and would prefer to be called by its given name, Herbert, if that’s OK with all you all.

My sources tell me that Herbert isn’t one bit happy with this current situation. After thirty some odd years of having been a full time bib for “Big Jimmy”, Herbert believes he deserves some respect and, hopefully, a surgical removal. Herbert is willing to provide witness testimony upon reciept of a pro-bono offer of resection from a plastic surgeon.

Wait a minute ZPF, What are you saying?
Are you proposing no-neck get some slack for repeatedly raping a 12 year old girl and ruining her childhood and life?
Excuse me while I throw up in your cheerios. The only respect he will get from anyone is the taxpayers by pleading not guilt and saving a court trial.
He really should be life in prison. Its costly though. If it were up to me I would gas him like a dying dog.

You folks are so insensitive. The man’s wattle is sentient and would prefer to be called by its given name, Herbert, if that’s OK with all you all.

My sources tell me that Herbert isn’t one bit happy with this current situation. After thirty some odd years of having been a full time bib for “Big Jimmy”, Herbert believes he deserves some respect and, hopefully, a surgical removal. Herbert is willing to provide witness testimony upon reciept of a pro-bono offer of resection from a plastic surgeon.

Wait a minute ZPF, What are you saying?
Are you proposing no-neck get some slack for repeatedly raping a 12 year old girl and ruining her childhood and life?
Ecuse me while I throw up in your cheerios. The only respect he will get from anyone is the taxpayers by pleading not guilt and saving a court trial.
He really should be life in prison. Its costly though. If it were up to me I would gas him like a dying dog.

LMFAO @ zpf~
Herbert is so large at this point that he is actually pulling down the corners of James' eyes :D

You folks are so insensitive. The man's wattle is sentient and would prefer to be called by its given name, Herbert, if that's OK with all you all.

My sources tell me that Herbert isn't one bit happy with this current situation. After thirty some odd years of having been a full time bib for "Big Jimmy", Herbert believes he deserves some respect and, hopefully, a surgical removal. Herbert is willing to provide witness testimony upon reciept of a pro-bono offer of resection from a plastic surgeon.

Good God....No midnight snack for me.

The only saving grace of his mugshot it that it is just of his face. No one was subjected to the bread-doughy jello-like white blob of a body underneath it. 'nuff said

His shoulders threw up.

R

fugly or not, he was doing a 12 year old girl.

Ugh. I had to do a double take when I saw his pic. I swear he doesn't even look human. ::barfs::

doesn't he look like that guy on popeye the sailor man, who is always attacking olive oyl. Was his name Bluto? damn I hate it when cartoon characters come to life and really are sexual prevs..

Jesus H Christ--why in the hell do these mothers leave thier kids with whoever the fuck it is ---sick nasty bastard -I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison--I almost feel bad for the guy who does---fucking SICK

Incidentally, I wonder what type of cheese is deliciously fermenting under that massive neck flap? I’ll bet it’s something akin to a nice, strong Limburger. Mmmmmm…

OK, that one did me in......as if looking at his picture and reading the story hadn't already made my cheez-its make a second appearance...

I was gonna make a comment about him being on top of one of you ladies, and how you would feel the hot, wet splotch on your back as chewed up bits of his Big Mac fell out of his mouth, trapped in a 4 ft length of brown drool. Then I made myself sick.

BLECH!!!!

Some fat guys have a "dickdo"; that sick bastard has a "neckdo".

I want to be on his suicide watch. "Of course he's dead, boss. I watched him suicide, just like the job says."

:-D

I was gonna make a comment about him being on top of one of you ladies, and how you would feel the hot, wet splotch on your back as chewed up bits of his Big Mac fell out of his mouth, trapped in a 4 ft length of brown drool. Then I made myself sick.

Good, glad it made you sick because reading that made me sick! He needs a ballbat up his fat nasty ass!

I was gonna make a comment about him being on top of one of you ladies, and how you would feel the hot, wet splotch on your back as chewed up bits of his Big Mac fell out of his mouth, trapped in a 4 ft length of brown drool. Then I made myself sick.

Incidentally, I wonder what type of cheese is deliciously fermenting under that massive neck flap? I’ll bet it’s something akin to a nice, strong Limburger. Mmmmmm…

OMG... barf city!

Between the story and the comments, I may very well vomit.

Incidentally, I wonder what type of cheese is deliciously fermenting under that massive neck flap? I'll bet it's something akin to a nice, strong Limburger. Mmmmmm...

I have to ask, is that neck thing a goiter or a parasitic twin?!?

Forget diets, medical weight loss and any other
way to drop unwanted pounds.
JUST READ THIS STORY.........three times a day
or as needed and that pesky appitite will just
dissapear!
(caution: this may cause uncontrolable vomiting)
As with any wieght loss program consult a physician
prior to begining.
OMG this is just the most disgusting.... oops just need
to go ..............gag

Poor girl and he did this at his Mother's house and she had no idea......riiiiggghhttt! Was she high?

And where in the hell is his neck?

My thoughts exactly!!!!!

Rumor has it that while being searched a police headquarters, a dead dog and a bag of Skittles fell out of one of his folds.

OMG I can't stop laughing...

I heart you Shadow =)

This story and you guys comments have completely ruined my morning coffee....and probably any meal I planned on having for the rest of the day.

I'm so glad I haven't eaten yet this morning. Ugh.

Damn! The boy looks like a South Park character! When he moves, it probably smells & sounds simlar to someone shuffling uncooked bacon like a deck of cards. OMG, the thought of those wet, slapping sounds could make me shudder for days...

Also, a couple of news sources state that James was actually the ex-boyfriend of the child's mother.

It's awful that the little girl felt she could trust her neighbor over her mother. I guess she felt like she would let her mom down or make her mad if she told on such a 'trusted friend'.
I'm glad she told, I'm just sorry she had such a story to tell.

And where in the hell is his neck?

That poor poor child,
YUK
PUKE
GROSS
FAT, SCUM, FAT, GROSS
Get better little one, not much to say, sorry to the little girl

Rumor has it that while being searched a police headquarters, a dead dog and a bag of Skittles fell out of one of his folds

That's it. I'm never eating Skittles or a dead dog ever again.

Rumor has it that while being searched a police headquarters, a dead dog and a bag of Skittles fell out of one of his folds. The police should do everyone a favor and take him off suicide watch and give him a nice straight razor so he looks nice in court.

(I wonder if he shakes his head like a wet dog – sweat flying all over the place…)

Eeeewwwwwwwwww!! Now I just imagined his nasty flappy neck thing floppin' back and forth. I betcha it would make a slappin' sound too....

*gags*

imagine that comin’ at ya all nekkid and stuff. Imagine it panting, and sweating, and grunting – laboring over ya. Touching you with it’s big, fat, meaty paws

Thanks, Jaded. I became more horrified with each word...the panting, sweating, and grunting was way over the top. Note to self: Wait until safety of morning light to read So Jaded's stories.

(I wonder if he shakes his head like a wet dog - sweat flying all over the place...)

jeebus... fucking.... crispies