Frank Long Wanted Extra on His Birthday
July 22, 2009 by Rotten Apple
Radcliff, KY — Now, anyone who knows me knows that I consider my birthday a big fucking deal. I expect the world to stop and celebrate with me. OK, the world doesn’t have to completely STOP, but a pause for a quick “Happy BirthdayHappy Birthday reviews
” will always makes me smile. If you forget, expect to be on my shit list for the next year. No joke. As silly as that may seem, at least I can honestly say I am not in the same mindset as douchebag Frank Long. See, when FrankFrank reviews
had a birthday come up recently he thought he deserved extra sex. Not a completely bad idea. The problem was that he was demanding it from a child under the age of 12. Yep. Frank Long is not only a self important asshole, he is also an alleged pedophile.

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A child younger than twelve disclosed to a detective that Long had demanded sex acts from them for as long as they could remember. As long as they could remember. Let me translate that for you. This kid knew no different. On July 9th, Long demanded an EXTRA sex act because that was his birthday. What the fuck? Was he playing Pedophile King for a Day? I hope the kid was able to to take the day off from being molested on their birthday. It would only seem fair. Because of these allegations, charges were brought against him by the police department’s Crimes Against Women and Children Unit.
Long, was jailed July 17 on charges of first-degree sodomy and two counts of sex abuse. He is currently in jail with a set bond of $95,000.
You know, I am not sure if I buy into all the prison justice hooplah we hear about here on the outside, but I can’t help but hope that there is some truth to it. Assuming it is true, I’m hoping word will get out about Frankie boy’s crimes. If Long thinks people deserve some extra sexual gratification on their birthdays, I have a feeling he is going to be very popular in the big house…and probably very, very busy.












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