shit in my neighbor’s driveway, once, right next to the driver’s side of his car. But, only after his dog shit in my driveway, first, while my neighbor stood by and watched. I saw him watching. A little later, after being confronted, he denied it. This pissed me off.

Now, I never even considered smearing the shit. Oh, hell no! My neighbor did, though, and did it well…after he stepped in it.

That’s so wrong and funny! I knew this one idiot back in the day who would rub shit under someone’s car door handle and watch them as they tried to open their door, realize there was something under the handle, then look at it and smell it. He said the looks on their faces were priceless. I can only imagine and what I never did ask is how he got the shit and how he stored it….Nasty!

I shit in my neighbor’s driveway, once, right next to the driver’s side of his car. But, only after his dog shit in my driveway, first, while my neighbor stood by and watched. I saw him watching. A little later, after being confronted, he denied it. This pissed me off.

Now, I never even considered smearing the shit. Oh, hell no! My neighbor did, though, and did it well…after he stepped in it.

My neighbor asked me if I knew anything about it. I told him, “No. Why would I know anything about that?”

He has since apologized for his dog shitting in my driveway.

And we’re still trying to figure out who shit in his. lol (Like he doesn’t know)

Hahahaha!!

This idiot ‘plastered’ the door with his feces, and then proceeded to “wipe” it all over the door in an erratic frenzy. There!

I read that last part as “erotic frenzy”

Smear. I have just realized how much I dislike that word.

I never noticed how much I disliked it either until now. Thanks, Morbid.

From ass biscuits to shitting vaginas and shit sandwiches!

It had me gagging and laughing at the same exact time and that’s a hard thing to accomplish..

Nicely done!

you said warm and moist

At least I didn’t end it with “Delish!”

Also, for the record, he used a newspaper to smear it on the door.

While I do appreciate that info, I am going to continue thinking he did it with his hands. I mean, why even use the newspaper? You just took a shit on the sidewalk, is that bit of personal hygiene really gonna change things much?

If I ever got to the point to where I am shitting on a sidewalk, and then smearing it on anything, with or without newspaper, I am going to go full out crazy. I’ll be flinging that shit like a pissed of chimp in a zoo. For added effect, I wont even wait for it to hit the damn sidewalk, I’ll go for the gold and reach in there and get it my damn self!

*puke*

You know, some people get into that shit smearing; now to me that’s an issue. It’s called coprophilia if you’re interested, and that’s some nasty shit. No, I’m not into it. I just have a twisted curiosity about shit like that.

you said warm and moist……*shivers*

Also, for the record, he used a newspaper to smear it on the door.