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Prunedale, California I don’t think Jonathan Lowell has done much to help the derision Prunedale and the residents have endured for quite sometime. At the time of the town’s founding, Plum trees were grown early on but due to poor irrigation and fertilizer they died out. Locals often refer to Prunedale as “Prunetucky”, a not-so-nice stereotype of the populace, which were mostly immigrants from the Dust Bowl – from the Rural Midwest and Southern states. (”Okies”) With this current news story, I somehow don’t believe the fine folks at the Prunedale Chamber of Commerce will be slapping Jonathan’s face on any tourism pamphlets nor sending a thank you basket of fruit for bringing their town’s name to the headlines. Not after his naked meth’d-out antics.

As I’ve never done meth, I have no idea why the drug tends to make the connoisseurs strip off all their clothes. It apparently does as I’ve read too many news stories to simply be able to call this a strange phenomenon. It’s more like a peculiar side effect. But nonetheless, that’s exactly what Jonathan did after partaking in his party favors. He stripped down, assaulted his roommate with a lamp and a coffee table. I can only imagine it was that commotion that introduced their landlord into this tale.

Deputies were dispatched to a peace disturbance involving poor Jonathan Lowell, 49. After assaulting his roommate while naked, he took after his landlord screaming and demanding oral sexual favors. Yeah, there’s nothing that promotes the mood for good old fashioned fellatio more than an abusive, naked, meth-head at 10 in the morning screaming for it.

Jonathan was apprehended, arrested and placed in the back of the patrol car when his mood went from abusive, to frisky, to self-destructive. I’m sure the cops were itching to get this over with as quickly as possible and their plan was quickly foiled when he decided to attempt rapid egress from the back of that car by smashing at the window. Although some damage was done to the back door, deputies were a quick draw with their tasers and zapped him well. I imagine hitting skin in that situation wasn’t all that difficult, other than the fact he was flailing around back there like he had already been electrocuted. It did seem to calm his ass down long enough for transport.

Jonathan has been charged on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, vandalism, and being under the influence of methamphetamine. Now, I have to wonder, was it the lamp that was the deadly weapon or his prunes?

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