Farmington, West Virginia - I have one question, well, not really – I have a ton of questions, but I’ll start out with just one: Who the hell breaks into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it decides, “Hey. I’d really like to ass-rape that dog?” It’s one thing to go pawing through someone’s personal items, but, to heinously violate their pooch? Their male pooch? On July 8, Sierra Hayhurst, a friend of the pup’s owner, stopped by the home to drop something off while her friend was at work. She noticed the front door was wide open and she could see a man inside. The man was allegedly holding the homeowner’s Australian Shepherd/Collie mix up on a chair and the man’s “pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” she stated. That man was later identified as 26-year-old Christopher Bagwell.
Groooosss! He’s not only fucking the dog but he’s doing it with the door to the house wide open? Sierra said she called the dude a “sick bastard,” and he released the dog. The poor pup then jumped off the chair and ran away from the nasty human. Sierra said that Chris began to walk toward her while pulling up his pants – worried for her own safety, it was about then that she beat feet and put in a call to the cops.
According to the criminal complaint, aside from allegedly raping the dog, Christopher ransacked the home and went through the homeowner’s gun closet. He was arrested over the weekend and charged with felony burglary and misdemeanor animal cruelty. Lock up your dogs, folks, the accused petophile has since been released on bond.