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Mark White Must Love Prison

July 14, 2009 by FlamingFox  

Filed under: Assault, Crime, Robbery 

Mark White Must Love Prison

Saginaw, MI- Mark E. White, 50, was paroled on June 16 after serving some time in prison for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and violating a previous parole. After being free for a little over three weeks, he must have either gotten really homesick for Bubba’s lovin’ arms or he’s just too stupid to stay out of trouble. Around 2:30 p.m. on July 8, White allegedly robbed the Citizens Bank in Saginaw without thinking of a getaway plan. In a hurry to disappear from the scene of the crime, White decided to flag down a vehicle and hitch a ride. Funny thing is, he chose the wrong car.

Mark White

Mark White

The vehicle White flagged down was being driven by Detective Scott Jackson. The detective slowed his car and waited for patrol officer Ian Wegner to provide backup. When White seen the patrol car approaching, he tried opening the passenger door of Jackson’s car without permission. When Jackson told White he was a police officer, White tried to run away, but Officer Wegner was already close enough to nab his dumb ass. White was charged with bank robbery, making a false bomb threat, attempted carjacking, assault with intent to commit a felony and resisting a police officer. His bond was set at $755,000 for White. White was on parole before for unarmed robbery in 1994. That conviction, along with two counts of uttering and publishing, earned him a minimum 10-year sentence that began in 1996.

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 Mark White Must Love Prison

Comments

  • CassieMomma
    We got a smart one here!
  • Wow. I bet he's fun at parties.
  • Wow. That's not an example of good or lucky policework, that's just old fashioned stupidity on Mark's part. Clearly, jail does nothing for your IQ.
  • Jury
    Mark makes me look like a genius.
  • Missi
    Brilliant
  • happymerry
    we've all seen the after school specials where the wayward boy or girl finds where he belongs and lives happily.......

    it is heartwarming to know that mark white has found the place he belongs and will be accepted for the dumbass criminal he is.
  • Harley_Tech
    Mark, you may not be America's dumbest criminal, but ya made the top ten.

    R
  • MadeaBecBec
    His pappy and momma shuld be charged with "uttering and publishing"

    Now, I want video! Don't all banks have video? I've got some kettle corn calling my name.....
  • You know, his mug reminded me of Johnny Cash and that prison song kept running through my head the entire time. I almost went along with my instincts and wrote it that way. But he's just too stupid to be compared with Johnny and that song.
  • malq
    His Mug looks a s sorry as the mess he has got himself back into.
    Good story. MI taxpayers will be footing the bill for this dumbass for a long while me thinking
  • akire
    HAHA! He really isn't too bright.
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