Benito Catello Is Just Brimming With The Holy Spirit
July 14, 2009 by Jaded
Las Vegas, Nevada – Please allow me to introduce you to Benito Catello. I’ll have you know, he is a prophet of God. If you don’t believe me, just ask him, he’ll tell ya! Benito operates his own non-denominational church, out of his house, that he has named “The Ministry.” Twice a week, Benito opens his home to his 30-some sheep and holds religical type meetings. Curiously, Benito’s followers seem to consist mostly of minors, which roused the suspicion of some neighbors, like Enrique Esquer. “They were minors. That’s why I was suspicious, and other neighbors — Why are there only minors?” pondered Enrique. “There were some adults on the weekends.” Now, what could this little old prophet possibly have done to earn himself a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon? Well, it seems he may have been taking some indecent liberties with a few of his younger sheep. I know, shocking, right?
Benito Catello
The skeevy prophet was arrested at his home/church last FridayFriday reviews
after two young girls came forward with stories of sexual assault. One of the girls, now 17, told police that she has been a member of Benito’s flock for 10 years. In 2008, Benito instructed the girl to leave her family and move into his home so he could ‘counsel’ her. He counseled her all right – vaginally and anally. The girl said that when she refused his advances in the beginning, he threatened to excommunicate her and her entire family. He told the girl that if she didn’t give in to his demands, she would burn in hell. Which, in my opinion, would have been a much better alternative to allowing that grizzled old fucker within 5 feet of my body. Another girl, age 14, came forward and stated that Benito sexually assaulted her in 2007 when she went to his house to visit her grandmother. While grandma was watching TV in one room, Benito took the child into another room and digitally penetrated her. Again, there were threats of excommunication and burning in hell. One woman, who has yet to tell her story to police, claims that Benito sexually assaulted her in 2002. The woman, now 24, said she felt accepted by Benito and his followers. That, in turn, reinforced her beliefs and made her faith and willingness to please stronger. Until, that is, Benito felt the woman needed to be exorcised. “He said I needed to have demons taken out of me,” she said. He told her to lie back on the bed and close her eyes – then, she heard a zipper being unzipped. She refused to go further with the story. Now that Benito has been arrested, she plans on spilling the sordid tale to the police and is encouraging the other sheep to do the same. And, on top of all the sexual shenanigans, it seems as though these sheep actually paid to be members of The Ministry. Damn, with manipulation skills like that, dude should’ve went into politics.
Though Benito Catello, 75, is currently hospitalized for undisclosed reasons, he is in police custody. When confronted with the allegations, Benito didn’t deny anything. He told detectives that if the girls said he did it, he must have. But, it was the “spirit of God” that made him do it and he can’t help what he does when he’s “full of the spirit.” Oh, you’re full of something alright, but it ain’t spirit, Benito. According to Benito, God spoke to those young girls through him.
Benito, originally facing 29 felony charges of sexual assault of a minor and lewdness with a minor, has had an additional count of open and gross lewdness added on after another juvenile victim came forward on SaturdaySaturday reviews
. Authorities state that Benito had been under investigation in the early ’90s on similar allegations, but there wasn’t enough evidence to make an arrest. Unfortunately, the earlier investigation isn’t strong enough to be included in this case. Police believe there may be more victims and anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 702-385-5555.
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6:55 am on July 14th, 2009
I swear, this man looks very familiar. I think I was his neighbor when I was a teen. He’d always ask if I wanted to join his little church. Thank god I always said no and ran home
9:42 am on July 14th, 2009
So he’s going the oxygen route huh….oh I’m too old to be incarcerated, I have health problems, blah, blah, blah. You didn’t seem to have health problems when you were raping young children you freak!
9:57 am on July 14th, 2009
*puke* I don’t even wanna think about that geezer nekkid. Those poor girls. This is one of the reasons I don’t go to church or practice any sort of religion.
10:36 am on July 14th, 2009
i’d have chose burning in hell, thankyouverymuch.
10:53 am on July 14th, 2009
*Note to self: do not read dreamindemon.com while trying to eat breakfast.
What happened to those girls is wrong on so many levels. I’m sure the rotten sick fucker doesn’t have a dime to his name, so they won’t be able to sue him for the years of counseling it’ll take to get the memories of that SICK SADISTIC UGLY FUCKER out of their heads.
Killin’ him outright is too good for him. I think they should cut his penis off and set him adrift on a raft in the middle of the ocean. Give him a few days to prepare himself for “Jesus’ loving embrace” while fighting dehydration, UV burns, and infection for a few days.
10:59 am on July 14th, 2009
I would choose Hell any day over this grizzled fucker!
11:58 am on July 14th, 2009
All I can say is EWW. GROSS. My mom always warned me against people that took too much of an interest in me when I was growing up… You never know what people are thinking.
12:27 pm on July 14th, 2009
I guess if you believe we’re all here because of a talking snake in a tree, it’s not too much of a stretch to believe God wants you to bang this geezer. After all, the Lord works in mysterious ways… Usually in ways that turn a profit for His prophets.
2:03 pm on July 14th, 2009
I think is abhorrent to play on peoples beliefs and insecurities for gain, either financially or physically or whatever. Stuff like this is no work of the Lord, but the work of a sick twisted fuck up who deserves to have is oxygen cut off.
3:15 pm on July 14th, 2009
Yup, like most of you have already stated, I rather go and burn in hell than allow that sack of old skin to touch me!
8:49 pm on July 14th, 2009
LMAO….sure, the spirit of God….why do they always say God, like that makes any sense….you dumb, grizzly old prick! Full of SHIT is more like it. And I suspect the devil had far more to do with this spirit bullshit than God. Stupid fuck. Cut that thing off and make him smoke it!
12:14 am on July 15th, 2009
I don’t think the old geezers real name is Benito Catello! The Latin name Benito means Blessed and Catello-Castle….
I think his given name is Asmodai Sheol…..just sayin’
3:20 am on July 15th, 2009
I know he is a sick pedo and has done filthy shit, but 75 y/o and on oxygen?
damnnn. well to his chagrin it goes back to the 90’s so he is not the stallion he would be if he did all that at 75.
WTF is digital penetration? does that mean using fingers or computer?
9:32 am on July 15th, 2009
Oh nooo I can’t stop picturing him in the nude now, thanks!
2:13 pm on July 15th, 2009
A spirit may have got into you alright, but it sure as shit wasn’t the Holy Spirit.
9:02 am on July 16th, 2009
can someone not replace his oxygen tank with a slow releasing,inside eroding,painfully fatal gas???
9:06 am on July 16th, 2009
can someone not replace his oxygen tank with a slow releasing,painfull, internal eroding fatal gas???
10:43 pm on August 18th, 2009
He has gone home to Jesus…or whoever.
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