Olivia Bunn Hires Hitmen To Rough Up Her Baby’s Daddy
July 13, 2009 by Morbid
TUALATIN, Oregon - On June 24, Tualatin police received an anonymous tip stating that a woman, Olivia Bunn, 20, had recently enlisted the help of three men to rough up her ex-boyfriend, the father of her 2-month-old son. Michael Asberry, 20; Jeffrey Dahlke, 20; and Sampson Johnson, 21, were supposed to break into his home and give him a good, old-fashioned beat down, along with another female. Authorities did not give specifics on Olivia’s motive, aside from it being revenge for something. But people close to the case said Olivia hired the three men because she was angry with her baby’s daddy and his new girlfriend.
It didn’t take long for this genius plan to fall apart as one day after the tip came in, Olivia was arrested. The day after that, the three men she allegedly hired were apprehended near the Bridgeport Village mall.
Olivia was indicted on July 2 on a slew of charges including conspiracy to commit assault, conspiracy to commit robbery, conspiracy to commit burglary, soliciting assault, soliciting robbery, soliciting burglary, stalking and criminal mischief. Not sure what possible sentence she could get on any or all of those charges, but I am gonna take a stab that she is gonna have a tough time taking care of that baby. Her mother is not sure if she is guilty or not, but did state she is worried for the baby’s safety. No clue what she is implying, but it is what she said.
On Tuesday, the three “muscle” were indicted on charges of conspiracy to commit assault, conspiracy to commit robbery and conspiracy to commit burglary. The male trio remain in the Washington County Jail. I was going to make some Napolean Dynamite jokes, but it’s just too easy – although if any of the three do actually serve any time for this, the dude on the bottom right should just shave his head beforehand…at the very least a mohawk.
Loose lips sink ships and all that, and I am going to go ahead an assume that the ex got lucky when one of these three, or Olivia herself, couldn’t keep their mouth shut.
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3:28 am on July 13th, 2009
People really really need to put more thought into their breeding partners. This goes for both idiots in this story. Why do these mouthbreathers refuse to use birth control? WRAP. IT. UP.
4:39 am on July 13th, 2009
Why would you HIRE someone for a good old fashioned beat down? It is never as satisfying unless you do it your self…so I’ve heard.
Plus, ummm…look at that trio. I could get scarier looking thugs from the local elementary school.
10:14 am on July 13th, 2009
So, if they were hired to do the job but had not done it yet I would think a decent lawyer could argue that they never intended to follow through with the request. I’m guessing the charges against the three guys will be hard to make.
She on the other hand could be charged with third degree dumb ass. The penalty for that should be at least 20 years.
I sure hope she was offing a lot of money cuz sex from her was not going to buy much of an ass whipping. She could be one of the Lee triplets, ugly, gnarly, and homely.
R
2:02 pm on July 13th, 2009
I thought the same thing
Seriously though how planned out did she have this…if she was going then wonder who might have the baby…..the baby daddy. Maybe that’s what her Mother was saying about the safety of the child. Dumbass!
12:27 am on July 14th, 2009
Oh No! Sampson “Dynamite” Johnson is a Twiztid Juggalo…
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/472931731 His mood on June 5 :
Olivias private myspace: http://www.myspace.com/livy892001 name is “I love my baby even though the daddy is an asshole” mood: betrayed (mmmm….)
Michaels Ass-Berry (Just a wicked clown, or is that a juggalo?) myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wicked_clown_nigga Ass-berrys a vampire, too! LOL!
Maybe he just wanted some fresh fertile blood from the baby Daddy…..
And Jefry, well he’s just AKA “Grumpy” myspace : http://www.myspace.com/dahlke_jeff but he’s states he’s hella happy!
I’m gonna say that this story will end up as a parody skit on MadTV….
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