Samuel Kroening Is A Mean Drunk
July 12, 2009 by Jaded
Sheboygan, WI – Saturday nights at the Kroening/Morgan household sound like a real hoot! Pills get popped, copious amounts of alcohol get consumed, cigarette butts get collected, tempers get flared, and little-bitty baby bones get broken. What more could you ask for in entertainment? In the wee morning hours of June 28, Samantha Morgan, 18, appeared in the emergency room with her 10-month-old daughter — the child was suffering from two broken ankles and first- and second-degree burns to her head, shoulder, chest, and back. Samantha initially gave the old ‘oopsie I fell on the baby’ spiel as an excuse for the injuries. Possibly sensing that the bullshit story wasn’t going to wash, Samantha later called back and recanted. Her second version was a bit more realistic.

Samuel Kroening
Samantha and her boyfriend, Samuel Kroening, 20, had been drinking with a neighbor and some friends that evening. Overcome by nicotine fits, the couple left the child with the drunken neighbor and set off to the nursing home down the street to collect used cigarette butts. Somehow, and for some reason, these geniuses sterilize the butts and smoke them. Um, eww? I’m all for saving money, but second-hand cigs? No thanks. Anyway, the couple returned to the neighbor’s home to collect the sleeping baby. Who, at that time, was in good health and suffering no broken bones. Later that evening, Samuel decided to bathe the child. During the child’s bath, Samuel came out to the kitchen and threw a fit. He slammed a knife down onto the counter, cutting his hand in the process. He then returned to the bathtub to continue bathing the child. At this point, Samantha states that the child began to scream “louder than she typically does during baths.” Finished with bath time, Samuel retired to the bedroom where he fell asleep with the child on his chest. Samantha, in the middle of another nicotine fit and unable to sleep, left the home and made another trip to the nursing home. Butts collected and on her way back home, Samantha heard Samuel yelling that “something happened” to the baby. When Samantha entered the apartment, she found the child “bleeding from a laceration her leg that had bone or muscle protruding.” Holy. Hell. Police later found blood splatters on the headboard and bed.
Samuel kept repeating to Samantha, and later the police, that he didn’t know what happened. He initially said that he had noticed the child’s injuries while he was bathing her. But then, he changed his story and said he discovered the injuries when he woke up. It’s hard to ‘member stuff when you’re all fucked up. He did, however, remember that before the alleged abuse occurred, he had taken two Hydrocodone pills, 4 – 5 shots of brandy, 4 – 5 cans of beer, a 40-ounce beer and an alcoholic energy drink. Samuel Kroening was charged with two felony counts of second-degree reckless injury. He is being held on $25,000 and a probation hold from a previous robbery conviction. No stranger to the law, Samuel has previous convictions for robbery, disorderly conduct, and resisting or obstructing an officer. Nice fucking guy…
The child, initially admitted to the hospital with potentially life-threatening injuries, is now recovering in a foster home.
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