Two Thug Wannabe’s Put A Hurtin’ On Grandma
July 10, 2009 by Jaded
Salt Lake City, UT – What on earth would possess a couple of grown ass men to knock the crap out of their elderly grandmother? A grandmother, who I’m sure, is supporting their loser asses? A couple of thug wannabe’s, the Hansen brothers, that’s who. Here we have MichaelMichael reviews
, 20, and Christopher, 22 — both live with their grandma and both are accused of not only beating up their grandmother, but pissing on her afterward. Really guys, what the fuck? It takes two of you to take down one 66-year-old lady? And, while she’s in the shower, no less. Authorities believe the whole thing started when Christopher forced his way into the bathroom…
Michael Hansen Jr. and Christopher Hansen
He started off by tossing bottles of shampoo and baby powder at her. Then, the little asshole allegedly punched the woman in the face, causing her to fall and hit her head. He then pissed on her, stormed out of the bathroom, and damaged a cabinet in the living room. Michael, perhaps feeling left out, shoved his grandma as she was exiting the bathroom, and, just for good measure, hit her. Then he pissed on her too! Not through with his little tirade, he began punching holes in the walls. An officer who responded to the scene noted bruising on the woman’s face and a laceration to her head. Also visible was the damage done inside the home. Both pussies have been charged with aggravated abuse or neglect of a disabled or elder adult, a third-degree felony, as well as lewdness and criminal mischief, both class B misdemeanors. They are being held in lieu of $25,000 bail. There is no word on grandma’s condition, but I do hope that she’s ok. Assholes. Oh, and Michael? What’s with the retarded eyebrows? Ya fuckin’ clown…
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7:49 am on July 10th, 2009
what the hell is wrong with these two? we are too quick to assign fault to outside factors..oh, he’s a junkie and he was out of his mind, he was drunk and out of control, he just snapped under stress and blah, blah. how about vicious, selfish and soulless? maybe they are just mean and stupid? what do you want to bet she wouldn’t give them something they wanted…money, a car, whatever… so they got pissed off and beat her. my heart aches for her; to be so badly treated by grandsons you held on your lap and loved. the body may heal, but a heart so badly wounded won’t heal easily. and you know the worst part? she will most probably forgive them and continue to love them. now i want to cry. oh, and they look like skinheads.
7:52 am on July 10th, 2009
Yes, we have two winners here. Hope Grandma kicks em out for good. POS like this will always bite the hand that feeds them.
9:06 am on July 10th, 2009
douche bag #1 has kids!!!poor lil things! y would he attack her in the shower??? both of these boys will enjoy being locked up!
9:48 am on July 10th, 2009
I think that’s called the “Im a diva, bitch, look at me” face!
Wussies!!
10:12 am on July 10th, 2009
Let me at em!
11:06 am on July 10th, 2009
Looking at his myspace, his “girlfriend” has the same eyebrows, maybe he is in the middle of a sex change operation and was jealous of grandma being more of a woman than he was.
11:16 am on July 10th, 2009
They both pissed on her!!!! Really! That is such a high form of disrespect, I hope the same is done to them somehow. Fucking assholes!
11:33 am on July 10th, 2009
Michael has a son, a daughter and a girlfriend that is 6 months pregnant. And now he’s going to jail. My welfare bucks will be hard at work to support this “family”.
12:25 pm on July 10th, 2009
let’s hope there are many golden showers in their future…from some huge, nasty, unwashed bubbas…and that said showers are preceded by severe beatings.
1:05 pm on July 10th, 2009
Ew, Micheal’s a “dad”. $5 says the babies will be the next victims of this pussy-man’s wrath- might as well just adopt them out now and save everybody the grief.
And poor grandma had to see their little weiners, too. Talk about adding insult to injury.
1:59 pm on July 10th, 2009
What losers! They should be ashamed of themselves for doing something so cowardly. Pathetic and disgusting.
I hope their grandmother recovers well, and steers clear of these two ever again.
2:22 pm on July 10th, 2009
Unfortunately, people like this don’t feel shame, Little Pea.
Don’t worry – karma’s a bitch. Guys like these will eventually get beaten to hell by a black man who’s tired of being mimicked so poorly.
2:25 pm on July 10th, 2009
Athena I agree with you, these people don’t care if they beat a puppy while playing video games, they are MOST EVIL
I hope someone tortures them so bad that they cry like babies and we can watch and laugh at them and what goes around comes back around eventually, it will and question: WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE POLITE TO PEOPLE AND JUST BE FUCKING HAPPY WE ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND SPREAD THAT AROUND INSTEAD OF SO MUCH HATRED AND KILLINGS WHY? I know we all want to know, and will never know?
4:08 pm on July 10th, 2009
This is sad. How could they be so cruel as to beat her and then urinate of her?? I would love to unleash my hubby on these two.
Heal soon Grandma..
4:45 pm on July 10th, 2009
I can’t even wrap my brain around this kind of behavior.
Ironic that an app on Michael’s MySpace is “Prison Lockdown” and he wants folks to join his gang. I hope he’s an ace player. He’s going to need mad skills once Bubba finds out what his crime is.
6:01 pm on July 10th, 2009
These two punks certainly deserve a righteous beat down.
7:05 pm on July 10th, 2009
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10:35 pm on July 10th, 2009
You know, it wouldn’t be too hard a stretch to charge these two fucks with attempted rape, if you think about it. Grandma is naked and beaten, pulled out of the shower? Why wait until she’s showering if they just wanted to knock her around? Got to be a reason.
And then just look at those two mugshots! Don’t they just say: “Don’t fuck with me…I just beat the hell out of my granny.
I hope they spend a little time behind bars AFTER the next family reunion. I’m sure they have a couple of uncles that would love to have a nice talk with them.
12:02 am on July 11th, 2009
he claimin being a gang banger, even gang bangers respect family……. fake fool
12:07 am on July 11th, 2009
I’m going to be that guy and play Devil’s advocate, but what are the odds this elderly grandma (66? not that elderly) used to abuse thes two delinquents and they decided to unleash some revenge that was a long time coming? Probably not, but it is possible and if that’s the case than I don’t feel sorry for her. Now matter how old you are, if you abuse children than they should have the right to abuse you when they are old enough to deliver some retribution. I want to hear what the motive is. BTW, I’m not saying any of you are wrong, I just like looking at both sides of an issue…
12:20 am on July 11th, 2009
From what I have gathered from other news sources, these two simpleton pieces of dried anal shavings were trying to force her to sign over her social security checks and she refused. As for this being an “abuse revenge” tactic, possible, but highly unlikely. Usually those cases, which I do not condone, are perpetrated more in the form of neglect. Such as neglecting the care, medication, and attention in care. Such as leacing the person laying in bed, not giving them their medication, ignoring them in matters concerning hygiene, nutrition, and entertainment. What these two scabs on the butt cheeks of humanity just screams unwarranted abuse and humiliation. They should be hung up by their ball sacks and pelted with shampoo bottles and have powder forced down their throats, anus’, and up their nasal cavities. Then thrown into the sing sing showers so that every inmate with a positive std can urinate on them for the next 5 years.
1:33 am on July 11th, 2009
the sorryass loser has 2 babies and another on the way and he beats up grandma for her social security check….WHAT AN ASS. he probably couldn’t hold a minimum wage job to save his life. they both look like they have fetal alcohol syndrom. look at their facial features and ears.
2:32 am on July 11th, 2009
They are worthless wannabe thugs. Nothing more.
2:49 am on July 11th, 2009
There are some sad and sorry excuses for Grandmas reported here all the time. Hopefully she is one of those. then it’s a win-win.
10:06 am on July 11th, 2009
Ew. I hate skinny white boys with small heads. Why is it that all SWB with small heads are wanna-be thugs? Ghettobilly.
10:58 am on July 11th, 2009
WTF? What kind of piss ant puts his hands on his fucking grandma unless he is giving her a hug or helping her out in some way. Beating on your grandmother is unforgivable anyway but then to piss on her!?! These little bastards will get theirs. I’m just amazed….where do these mother fuckers come from and who ever thinks, hey, AFTER we beat the shit out of gram, lets whip our little willies out and piss on her….that’s fuckin sick.
5:17 pm on July 11th, 2009
Do you think they bragged about this endeavour in lock up? I really really hope so…
1:39 am on July 12th, 2009
What the mess! This is just horrid! I bet they wear wife-beaters don’t know why I can just see them in a dirty sleaveless shirt. Hope granny boots them out for good. LOSERS!!!! And one of them has children of their own….scary. Some people should just be sterilized bet his kids have more of a chance with him behind bars. You know theres some big bubba in prison who has nothing but love for his granny, who will give these low lifes what they deserve.
4:32 am on October 6th, 2009
The little pukes were sentenced to one year….
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