Disney’s Trouble Is Robert Double
July 10, 2009 by FlamingFox
Orlando, Fl-I have never been to Disney World, but I’ve heard that it’s a pretty awesome place to visit. One of Disney’s many attractions is the Typhoon Lagoon Water Park which consists of fast water-slides, a Surf Pool where swimmers can catch 6-foot waves and a Shark Reef where people can swim and snorkel with real sharks. With all the money I am earning from this site, I should be able to visit Disney World in about…well, let’s just say I’d earn the money a lot faster if I start collecting every penny I see in a parking lot for the next 40 years. Robert Double, 52, is a lucky bastard from Farmington, New York who got to visit Disney World recently. But instead of snorkeling with the sharks, he decided it would be more fun to become one in the Typhoon Lagoon.
Robert Double, Jr.
A 15-year old girl swimming in the wave pool at the Typhoon Lagoon told authorities that a man crashed into her, pulled her bikini top off, and then groped her breasts while he pulled down her bikini bottom with his other hand. The girl said she swam away from the man, but when another wave came, he crashed into her again. Once again the man removed her bikini top and fondled her breasts. Heh. If that had been me, I would have kneed him is his goolies so fucking hard he would have seen thousands of new stars to make a wish upon.
The girl left the pool and told her father who alerted authorities. Security cameras showed Robert Double, Jr. repeatedly positioning himself in front of young girls in the wave pool, then diving under the water and attempting to remove their bathing suit tops. Although he did this to several girls, only one other victim was found and her father refused to press charges. Robert Double Jr. was removed from the wave pool by lifeguards and arrested by police. He was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation of a child under 16 after the victim identified him. His bond was set at $5,000. Two similar incidents in have been reported in recent weeks involving teen girls aged 12-15 being groped in wave pools at water parks. One was at Aquatica and another was at Wet ‘n Wild, which we have covered here.
5:44 am on July 10th, 2009
What a sick pervert, at Disney World this happened????????????????
Well my dad would have drowned the fucker! Right then and there
8:44 am on July 10th, 2009
Dadgum, hook Robert up with Kimberly Lynn Calvert….She’ll poke, while Double gropes….
Disgusting perv, ruining a kids fun in the sun! I’m happy the Dad stepped up, though!!
9:25 am on July 10th, 2009
This situation called for some swift, old fashioned vigilante justice! The dads around the pool should have left little for the cops to arrest and charge.
9:52 am on July 10th, 2009
The other father refused to press charges?
10:49 am on July 10th, 2009
WTH? Why.. hell I would have been punching on this ugly ass bitch! Probably would have got my ass whipped but I would have packed that whipping like a woman and he would be singing high pitch.
10:51 am on July 10th, 2009
None of the other girls reported this? That is absolutely mind-numbing. But it’s what keeps these sick fuckers in business, I guess. I think that the natural human inclination is to suspect that YOU have imagined it when something so strange happens. Especially when it’s only once – the girls probably thought it was just a freak accident. I hope that my daughter would come out of the water and tell me anyway.
But the father who refused to press charges? Hey buddy – what message do you suppose that sends to your daughter? That it’s OK for some creepy perv to touch her, and it’s not worth the hassle to punish him? That’s downright infuriating.
10:52 am on July 10th, 2009
Hello Mazzi
11:27 am on July 10th, 2009
I agree, I had the same thought. Maybe Dear old Dad is just waiting for the perv to get out of jail to give him a what he deserves! Those girls must be mortified!
11:47 am on July 10th, 2009
How profoundly disturbing for this young girl’s developing self-image; to deal with an adult assaulting her and groping her breasts, and then to have her own father’s complete apathy to the seriousness of the crime and his oblivious reaction to his daughter’s emotional well being and sense of self worth that she now faces from dealing with this attack, as well as her sorry assed excuse of a parent and his complete lack of concern for his child.
I am also astounded that it was the father’s decision as to whether or not charges would be pressed, IMO, that decision should be up to the local DA’s office, and not the careless twunt that calls himself her father.
Although I am not a parent, had this been my child, they would have had to tear me off of this touchy-feely bastard’s narsty arse, before I drowned the sick fucker right there in the water park.
IDK who is worse, the attacker or her father, but I’d thoroughly enjoy ripping the arms off of each of them, and beating both of these shit stains within an inch of their lives with the bloody stumpy ends.
11:55 am on July 10th, 2009
It’s kinda hard to knee someone in the balls when you’re under water, FF. Reaching down and tearing his junk off might work better.
And fuck that second dad. Piece of shit.
12:35 pm on July 10th, 2009
It was a wave pool. I know what I am talking about.
2:47 pm on July 10th, 2009
Does anyone watch the show Intervention? Last week’s episode featured a woman with a rare eating disorder where she couldn’t swallow anything. Turns out, she was molested by a family friend when she was 10, the guy forced his dick into her mouth repeatedly over a period of time. Her parent’s reaction then? After a neighbor had to alert their clueless asses? That it wasn’t worth reporting and that it would be horrible to do so because it would embarrass this monster’s family, so they just stuck her in counseling. Needless to say but to their great surprise, the therapist reported the crime as required by law. The kicker? The dad was a fucking COP, for christ’s sake, and apparently he didn’t know this. So the guy is charged with child molestation, and gets a few years PROBATION. That’s it.
This girl’s parents reaction at that point? That she should just get over it. Not surprisingly, she’s still not over it 20 years later and her dad is still pulling that line, telling her to “get over it already.” And literally rolling his eyes because she is supposedly using the abuse and her parent’s despicable reaction as an “excuse” for her eating disorder. I mean, she had kids of her own and should have been stronger for them, but her parents were just despicable beyond belief in their attitude. Her sister as well. At a family barbecue the sister gossiped to a group of people how she couldn’t stand her sister because of her eating disorder.
And get this — the dad actually said he wasn’t sure if he even loved his daughter anymore, after all that had happened, because he was just so disappointed in what a loser she had become.
No, I’m not making this up. My husband and I were both so angry watching this we could have spit. What creeped me out is that this asshole dad was a Baltimore cop like my dad was, but unlike pussy dad, my dad would have killed the molesting monster. He even sounded like my dad. But that’s where the similarity ended!
So yeah, fuck this second dad in this story. Maybe he thought it was her fault? Asshole.
4:13 pm on July 10th, 2009
I don’t know who I am most infuriated with, the dirty bastard perv, or daddy dearest…Sad message he sent to his child. COWARD
4:28 pm on July 10th, 2009
Did this guy think nobody would notice?! What a fucking idiot.
5:46 pm on July 10th, 2009
*waves to Lavonna!!!*
To Masked Web Avenger:
Sadly, had he not accosted the same girl twice, odds are that he wouldn’t have been caught. I think that the girls would have been afraid to accuse the man, assuming that it was an innocent accident caused by the waves. Chances are that even if they told a parent, the parent would assume it was accidental unless they actually watched him do it. But who watches some random guy in a wave pool?
This story pisses me off. From the sick perv, to the innocence of the victims, to the disturbing reaction of the second father, to the fact that at worst this guy will get a slap on the wrist, and the victim will be hauled through the system to eventually get him there. The fucker groped a CHILD – I say RSO list for life, and a GPS ankle bracelet. And keep him the hell away from kids.
2:40 am on July 11th, 2009
@Veronica
Jesus Christ. I hope the family actually sat down and watched the show after it had aired, and realized just what assholes they’re being. Then again that would be asking for too much.
Ugh. I’m ashamed to even live in this city.
2:57 am on July 11th, 2009
This wave pool sounds fun. Just don’t grope the same girl twice and its alright, you won’t get caught. Bleh Just curious if he was aroused at the time. That would make this story even more incredulous.
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