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Kelly Porter’s Kids Hit The Road

July 9, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Beating, Child Abuse, Crime 

Bullitt County, KY – They packed everything they thought they would need – their birth certificates, a light bulb, a GPS tracking device, hammer, screwdriver, clothes, and a few toys. The children, ages 6 and 10, then hit the road. They made it nearly a quarter mile away from home before a good samaritan picked them up. What were they running from? Their mother’s boyfriend, William Morris. Earlier that day, during a game of hide-n-seek, they got a little rambunctious and loud…Morris got pissed. Pictures taken by officers show exactly how pissed off Morris was. The 6-year-old girl was sportin’ bruises on her leg and a nasty welt on her arm and her 10-year-old brother had a belt mark across his back.

Kelly Porter and William Morris

Kelly Porter and William Morris

“They said they were running away from home because their mom’s boyfriend had beat them up, beat them with a belt,” said Bullitt County Detective Scotty McGaha. The kids waited until their mother, Kelly Porter, 28, and Morris, 43, went to sleep before they made their escape out a window. The pissed off 10-year-old also told officers that Morris stole $22 from him…money the child had earned from running a lemonade stand, and was saving to go to Disney World. Both children and a younger sibling have been placed with their grandmother.

Kelly Porter and William Morris were arrested on Monday and are now sitting behind bars, each facing charges of wanton endangerment. I had to laugh when I found out that while Porter and Morris were sitting in jail, their home was burglarized! A couple of thieves broke into their home on Tuesday and stole a WiiWii reviewsWii reviews and a laptop. Ha! Karma. She’sShe reviewsShe reviews a bitch!

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 Kelly Porters Kids Hit The Road

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  1. Moonlight
    10:19 am on July 9th, 2009

    A couple of thieves broke into their home on Tuesday and stole a Wii and a laptop. Ha! Karma. She’s a bitch!

    I’m sure that was the kids’ Wii, how is that Karma?

  2. succubus
    10:34 am on July 9th, 2009

    @Moonlight:

    most game consoles are bought primarily for the adult male figure in the house…esp in situations like this. an immediate tell tale sign the game belonged to captain douchtard….the son didn’t take it. my lil boy doesn’t leave the house without his DS…and when he sleeps out he brings his x-box controller….indeed karma kicks ass

  3. Rotten Apple
    10:37 am on July 9th, 2009

    Porter’s head is exactly what I would imagine lego people would look like if they were made of flesh and blood. YIKES!

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  4. So Jaded
    10:39 am on July 9th, 2009

    I’m sure that was the kids’ Wii

    If it was their Wii, they probably would have packed it. :)

  5. Deety
    11:10 am on July 9th, 2009

    @succubus:

    Sorry, but Wiis are for girls and kids. Men play Xbox or Playstation.

    Although, I’m not feeling generous enough to call this douchetard a “man”, so you may have a point…

  6. ecvmanzo
    11:20 am on July 9th, 2009

    Poor babies have to pack and get the hell out of their own home. These two should be stripped naked, and beaten with a belt. After being beaten, smear with honey and leave them tied up for voltures.

  7. Necromaniac
    11:30 am on July 9th, 2009

    That’s sad that young children are forced to make an adult decision and understand that what happened was not right and that they need to leave. I hope the parents spend a lot of time in jail.

  8. Athena
    11:35 am on July 9th, 2009

    @succubus:
    Sorry, but Wiis are for girls and kids. Men play Xbox or Playstation.

    Geez, Deety. Every man I know has a Wii. We’ve got one in our household, and I’ve yet to play the damn thing. In fact, I was kept up until 1am Tuesday night, because the four men there that night couldn’t get enough Wii bowling. ;)

    That said, any one of the Wii-playing men in my life would gladly tear this fucker’s limbs off and beat him with them.

    Oh, and three fuckin’ cheers for the big ol’ balls these kids have, right? They even packed their birth certificates? The 7 year old who protected his girlfriend by putting an attacking pitbull in a rear naked choke will always be my favorite, but these kids are solid second-place material. Mad props.

    Incidentally, their reaction to the situation suggests that mom had been doing a decent job of raising them up until this point. I wonder what happened.

  9. ReDDs
    11:46 am on July 9th, 2009

    my man hates wii but thats because he lazy he rather sit and play i loves wii fit stuff but back to the real matter here
    hope them kids find the love they so much need

  10. succubus
    11:49 am on July 9th, 2009

    @succubus:
    Sorry, but Wiis are for girls and kids. Men play Xbox or Playstation.

    …yes, as manly as those games are….men still buy and play with wii….and i stand by the fact that if the kids took birth certificates,a gps,light bulb and some toys…it would be fair to say..the wii didnt belong to the babies.

  11. BriarRose
    12:05 pm on July 9th, 2009

    They made it nearly a quarter mile away from home before a good samaritan picked them up.

    Incidentally, their reaction to the situation suggests that mom had been doing a decent job of raising them up until this point. I wonder what happened.

    Bless the good samaritan for stopping and calling the cops. And cheers for the kids for guts and smarts.

  12. nadine
    1:10 pm on July 9th, 2009

    Most of course the kids hopefully will be okay with granny for now, but what happens when dear old mom gets a hold of them. Maybe she should sleep with one eye open ya know??????????????????????

    I hope mom never gets her kids again… Why this man felt to beat the kids is unknown and NOT RIGHT, but kudos to the kids with the brains to get the fuck out when they did. Who knows…………I will hope he gets BEAT real bad in prison or jail or wherever his ugly fucking ass is, picking on kids, come on tough guy, I would love to mingle with your ass and guess who would win? ME For Sure i would so fuck you and keep your hands to yourself, hopefully you will never be able to be around these children again

  13. ReDDs
    1:12 pm on July 9th, 2009

    Incidentally, their reaction to the situation suggests that mom had been doing a decent job of raising them up until this point. I wonder what happened.

    dick is what happen to her (just keeping it blunt babe) ;=)

  14. boilly
    1:32 pm on July 9th, 2009

    Oh, there’s nothing like a mom and her dumbass, abusive penis. Kelly Porter, you are a moron. And you do look like a lego! You’re the one that needs to be beat with a belt. Maybe it would improve the shape of your head at least.

  15. sarabei
    3:06 pm on July 9th, 2009

    I LOVE those kids!! They have hutszpah!!!

  16. Veronica
    3:25 pm on July 9th, 2009

    I agree with Athena, I am totally impressed the kids knew to take their birth certificates!

    And this asshole stole $22 from the kids’ Disneyworld fund?! That they earned with what was almost certainly an adorable-as-fuck lemonade stand? Will someone just put him out of his misery, already? Jesus.

    I would like to send the kids money. Is there a way to do this, I wonder?

  17. Athena
    3:37 pm on July 9th, 2009

    dick is what happen to her (just keeping it blunt babe) ;=)

    I can’t believe that. There’s HAS to be more to it than that. I mean, fucking LOOK at this guy! Sickly pale, balding, thin lips… and clearly not much of a financial catch if he’s stealing from her children.

    Ugh. If that’s what we’ve come to – that women are so hard up for some cock that this guy is worth fighting for… There’s no hope. :P

  18. skeptical
    3:39 pm on July 9th, 2009

    @succubus:

    Sorry, but Wiis are for girls and kids. Men play Xbox or Playstation.

    I have a 6′5″, 280lb man that would disagree with you Deety. He has a Wii, Xbox 360, and a PS3. He loves and plays them all equally.
    Smart kids. Let’s hope their mother gets her smarts back.

  19. Southern Lady
    5:53 pm on July 9th, 2009

    Of course there’s hope. Here’s some kids, living in an unimaginable torturous life with an unsuspecting mother and sadistic stepfather, who had the good brains and excellent sense to get out of the nasty situation with judgmental education.

    True heroes, these children. They give me great hope in the world.

  20. cassidymarie83
    12:34 am on July 10th, 2009

    Hm, who says Wii’s are for kids? My husband plays his all the time and I do as well from time to time. Why the hell would you comment on the Wii part of the story anyways, like there was nothing else of importance to the story…just something to argue about?

  21. soldierswifey
    12:52 am on July 10th, 2009

    What a low life jerk! Hes just in that relationship for the booty. Taking that poor boys money from a lemonade sale, thats just wrong. Disney needs to step up and send these kids on an all expense paid trip with the works, they deserve it.

  22. Kdogg
    6:27 am on July 10th, 2009

    Ec, expanding on your ida of the honey smearing idea, tape money to their bodies and throw them in a pit of lawyers. They will get a worse beating than they inflicted on their kids.

  23. CassieMomma
    11:58 am on July 10th, 2009

    The pissed off 10-year-old also told officers that Morris stole $22 from him…money the child had earned from running a lemonade stand, and was saving to go to Disney World.

    O my that just broke my heart. What a bunch of intelligent mature kids. They deserve so much better and I hope they get it!

  24. knotme
    5:29 am on August 13th, 2009

    SINGLE PARENT ALERT!!!!!

    Having a sex partner move into your home = BAD IDEA!

    Statistics have proven that live-in lovers don’t like having kids in the deal, so I suggest you get laid all you want, just don’t bring it home with you and choosing your sex urges as more important than your children. Furthermore, when those kids grow up, they will HATE YOU for the shit they had to endure so you could have your dreamy climax every night while they lived in a nightmare every minute of the damn day.

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