PITTSBURGH, PA – Kelsey Lansaw is a 19-year-old student at Robert Morris University. She drives a Mercedes, works at the Forever YoungForever Young reviews day care center with a goal to be an elementary school teacher. But I’m pretty sure that Lansaw may have effectively narrowed down her potential career choices after being arrested for selling drugs to undercover officers. Aside from selling some weed to the undercover cops outside of the day care she works, she also sold them $750 worth of EcstasyEcstasy reviews in a gas station parking lot. Crazy kids.

Police allege that they arranged a meeting with Lansaw outside of the day care’s play area where she was watching a group of children. They gave Lansaw $80 for some pot, which she produced from her blouse. She then told them she could get them some ecstasy and another meeting was arranged. After exchanging the money for the pills, she and a male passenger, were arrested in the parking lot of the gas station.

Now Lansaw is facing Lansaw charges that include delivery of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver, criminal use of a communication facility and criminal conspiracy. She has since been released without bond.

Here is a little snippet from Channel 4 News that I found amusing.

The undercover detective told Channel 4 Action News that when Lansaw was arrested, she said, “I’m a student at Robert Morris University, I’m going to be an elementary education teacher.”

“Not any more, you’re not,” the detective told her.

Don’t you know that cops must wait everyday to use a one-liner like that. It’s right out of damn television program, right? If I were that undercover cop, I would be re-telling that story every. Single. Day. And I would laugh while telling it. The aggravating way people laugh at their own jokes before getting to the punchline.

Raise your hand if you think that it will all be blamed on the passenger in her car? That she was a nice, well-mannered, we-adjusted kid with great grades who overnight, changed into the Kelsey that would be dumb enough to sell drugs to undercover officers after hooking up with “HIM“. Whatever. So she may like the bad boy. All I know is that she is a 19-year-old party girl, a college student who drives a Mercedes and can get her hands on weed and X. Kelsey, once all this blows over and your daddy pays the money that has all this go away, give old Morbid a ring. We can hang out.

UPDATE

Since so many people seem to be interested in Kelsey, I figured I would update the article. According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, the passenger was Paris Lundy, 22, of Homestead. It also reveals that the detective got the Ecstasy from Ms. Lansaw and gave $750 to Mr. Lundy.

The charges Kelsey got were two counts of delivery of a controlled substance, two counts each of drug possession with intent to deliver, drug possession and criminal use of a communication facility and one count of criminal conspiracy. ParisParis reviews got charged with conspiracy, delivery, possession with intent and possession. So again, how long before all this is blamed on Paris being a bad influence?

Well, here is more. Looks like the title I chose (in relation to this incident) rang quite true. At age 19, Kelsey is on the right track towards her teaching goals. Along with these new drug charges, KDKA Investigators found that Kelsey Lansaw has had several run-ins with police for theft, illegal purchase of alcohol and a traffic violation. I know, I know…WOWWow reviews a real criminal. But if takes a village to raise an idiot, and poor Kelsey seems to be escalating her criminal behavior. Won’t someone think of the children???

The same article also states that the day care is now being investigated. “Whether or not any children have been harmed by this individual in care given that it’s being alleged there were controlled substances on her person while she was there and whether or not the children were placed in harm because they were unsupervised at the time,” Stacey Witalec, from the Pa. Department of Public Welfare, said.