PITTSBURGH, PA – Kelsey Lansaw is a 19-year-old student at Robert Morris University. She drives a Mercedes, works at the Forever YoungForever Young reviews
day care center with a goal to be an elementary school teacher. But I’m pretty sure that Lansaw may have effectively narrowed down her potential career choices after being arrested for selling drugs to undercover officers. Aside from selling some weed to the undercover cops outside of the day care she works, she also sold them $750 worth of EcstasyEcstasy reviews
in a gas station parking lot. Crazy kids.
Police allege that they arranged a meeting with Lansaw outside of the day care’s play area where she was watching a group of children. They gave Lansaw $80 for some pot, which she produced from her blouse. She then told them she could get them some ecstasy and another meeting was arranged. After exchanging the money for the pills, she and a male passenger, were arrested in the parking lot of the gas station.
Now Lansaw is facing Lansaw charges that include delivery of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver, criminal use of a communication facility and criminal conspiracy. She has since been released without bond.
Here is a little snippet from Channel 4 News that I found amusing.
The undercover detective told Channel 4 Action News that when Lansaw was arrested, she said, “I’m a student at Robert Morris University, I’m going to be an elementary education teacher.”
“Not any more, you’re not,” the detective told her.
Don’t you know that cops must wait everyday to use a one-liner like that. It’s right out of damn television program, right? If I were that undercover cop, I would be re-telling that story every. Single. Day. And I would laugh while telling it. The aggravating way people laugh at their own jokes before getting to the punchline.
Raise your hand if you think that it will all be blamed on the passenger in her car? That she was a nice, well-mannered, we-adjusted kid with great grades who overnight, changed into the Kelsey that would be dumb enough to sell drugs to undercover officers after hooking up with “HIM“. Whatever. So she may like the bad boy. All I know is that she is a 19-year-old party girl, a college student who drives a Mercedes and can get her hands on weed and X. Kelsey, once all this blows over and your daddy pays the money that has all this go away, give old Morbid a ring. We can hang out.
UPDATE
Since so many people seem to be interested in Kelsey, I figured I would update the article. According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, the passenger was Paris Lundy, 22, of Homestead. It also reveals that the detective got the Ecstasy from Ms. Lansaw and gave $750 to Mr. Lundy.
The charges Kelsey got were two counts of delivery of a controlled substance, two counts each of drug possession with intent to deliver, drug possession and criminal use of a communication facility and one count of criminal conspiracy. ParisParis reviews got charged with conspiracy, delivery, possession with intent and possession. So again, how long before all this is blamed on Paris being a bad influence?
Well, here is more. Looks like the title I chose (in relation to this incident) rang quite true. At age 19, Kelsey is on the right track towards her teaching goals. Along with these new drug charges, KDKA Investigators found that Kelsey Lansaw has had several run-ins with police for theft, illegal purchase of alcohol and a traffic violation. I know, I know…WOWWow reviews a real criminal. But if takes a village to raise an idiot, and poor Kelsey seems to be escalating her criminal behavior. Won’t someone think of the children???
The same article also states that the day care is now being investigated. “Whether or not any children have been harmed by this individual in care given that it’s being alleged there were controlled substances on her person while she was there and whether or not the children were placed in harm because they were unsupervised at the time,” Stacey Witalec, from the Pa. Department of Public Welfare, said.
11:21 am on July 8th, 2009
What will hurt her though is selling right outside the daycare. 19….oh what an age
11:41 am on July 8th, 2009
Her mugshot is like “Heehee oops! My bad!”
11:47 am on July 8th, 2009
Shitty. This is what happens when dealers get greedy. They start getting lazy. Is that her mugshot? I hope so. I love it when young girls smile in their mugshots like it’s rush week at the local sorority.
11:55 am on July 8th, 2009
Just another crushing example of how tough today’s government is on small businesses, roflol. Love the mug shot.
12:39 pm on July 8th, 2009
*hand raised*
1:39 pm on July 8th, 2009
Never mind that his daughter got caught selling drugs to an undercover cop at a daycare….. priorities! gesh……
3:34 pm on July 8th, 2009
she also has a bit of a record as a juvenile as well, having been found guilty of retail theft in 2006…..and daddy is upset that she doesn’t have her car back and expensive makeup that is inside???? get a fucking grip, dad. your kid just got busted selling drugs at a daycare center (i guess in his mind he might be thinking “well at least she wasn’t selling them TO the kids she was taking care of!!”????). seems like she has little regard for the law and feels above it (probably because her parents might have taught her that with enough money you can get, and get out of, whatever you want).
4:13 pm on July 8th, 2009
While that was my initial reaction, too, let’s be real – young females of ALL backgrounds shoplift and sell drugs. Odds are, this girl’s friends are WAY more responsible for influencing her behavior than some indulgent parents.
7:04 pm on July 8th, 2009
After reading how this site butchered the Valerie Carlton article, I think this site is sick.
7:31 pm on July 8th, 2009
this is ridiculous, this site is a bunch of BS. does everybody believe what they hear on the news. my son attends that daycare kelsey works at. she made a bad decisions but if u were 19 and got handed over $500 dollars u might think about doing it too. she has never sold before and her parents drug tested her after the incident…it was negative. so she is not a drug user. the officer pushed her to get more and more stuff and insistently texted and called kelsey…inviting her to parties and basically entrapping her. and the reason her parents wanted the car back was for antibiotics for her dads heart that were inside they didnt care about the car. it is sad kelsey made such a bad decision but werent u young and dumb once. its sad that a young girls life is completely ruined. she also did not leave the children unattended there are always at least 3 people outside with the children.and she chose the daycare b/c this being her first time doing something like this it was where she felt safe… she didnt wanna be robbed or shot or something. im not condoning kelseys decision and yes i had a long talk with the owner of the daycare who is also her mother and i assure you this is the best daycare in the area and i will continue to trust them with my sons care without any hesitation
7:39 pm on July 8th, 2009
Hilarious. You make that comment, then confirm what the news reported. Thanks. And no, mother of son in the daycare, not all of us were as dumb as Kelsey. Some of us made it through our teen years without getting caught – teen years you would have had to schedule a day to drug test for a negative result.
I was kinda hoping Kelsey was on drugs during all this. Or had a habit. But from what you have revealed, she was sober and just all around stupid.
7:44 pm on July 8th, 2009
How is this site “full of BS”? You made ONE statement that contradicted what is featured here, and it was, “and the reason her parents wanted the car back was for antibiotics for her dads heart that were inside they didnt care about the car.”
Even then, that’s pretty fucking hard to swallow. They didn’t care about the Mercades that probably cost tens of thousands of dollars, but they cared about some prescription that they could simply call their doctor and have refilled? Yeah, okay.
Look, lady – I don’t blame them for wanting the Mercades back. I would too. But if you want us to believe that Kelsey was some innocent creature before this ever happened and will continue to be afterward, save your breath. You’re right – we WERE young and dumb once. By some measures, I still am. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s that you gotta know people to get your hands on $750 worth of ecstacy, and you have to be fairly comfortable with drugs in general to risk making a deal like that with strangers.
This is no mortal sin – Kelsey will recover from this if she applies herself. There is life after felony drug charges for pretty white girls with wealthy parents. But it’s OBVIOUS she could use a new set of friends.
7:47 pm on July 8th, 2009
I double heart Athena!!
8:18 pm on July 8th, 2009
“and she chose the daycare b/c this being her first time doing something like this it was where she felt safe… she didnt wanna be robbed or shot or something.”
You know… if one of those toddlers had gotten his or hands on some of that ecstacy, this story could have taken a really solemn twist, and if I were a parent of a child at that daycare I would be so livid, NOT on here defending this spoiled brat.
9:42 pm on July 8th, 2009
You sure spend a lot of time on a site you claim to think is sick? What does that say about you?
R
9:45 pm on July 8th, 2009
Wow, I’m so sorry you have such lousy choices and even more sorry you MAKE such lousy choices.
See you back again when YOU are featured on the front page.
R
10:29 pm on July 8th, 2009
i agree with you that her friends are probably more responsible for influencing her behaviour than her parents (mine were too at that age)….but, some young females of different backgrounds who shoplift and sell drugs don’t have the luxury of having indulgent parents to pay their way out of it with fancy lawyers. i hope that she will be treated in the same manor that ALL of those girls who have been caught in the past and will be caught in the future are treated for the same kinds of crimes.
i think what bothers me the most is (ESPECIALLY now that i know that not only was she selling drugs whilst working at a daycare facility, she was doing it from her MOTHER’S daycare facility…she didn’t care enough for the children OR her mother) that there were children around when she did it. : (
if you want to sell drugs, do whatever you want if you’re willing to get caught in the process. there are plenty of people who will buy them from you…but making arrangements at a daycare facility with children present (and i am not a parent)? it just gets under my skin.
12:22 am on July 9th, 2009
This is no mortal sin – Kelsey will recover from this if she applies herself. There is life after felony drug charges for pretty white girls with wealthy parents.
first time i agree 100%% and to tell you the truth that some sad shit……… but friends aint the fault here thats why she joined that crowd in the first place.
12:23 am on July 9th, 2009
sad life is like that…… not that i agree
12:37 am on July 9th, 2009
LMAO!
12:57 am on July 9th, 2009
Like having kids around keeps people wanting drugs from shooting. WTF? Did she have any concern for the kids at all? If it was one of my toddlers there that little miss Kelsey was using as a shield from the big bad drug people, I would not hesitate to whip her ass.
Using the daycare to sell drugs and you still keep your kid there? Jesus. You apparently have no problem gambling with your kids life.
2:44 am on July 9th, 2009
She didn’t want to be robbed or shot by somebody? I have news for you… If someone is going to shoot or rob over drugs they rarely care who’s there.
If that’s the best day care in the area, please accept my sympathy in advance.
I just hate when the police make up stories, such as Daddy wanting his car back to get princess’s make-up when in reality the poor man needed his medicine. Damn them!
2:51 am on July 9th, 2009
1) She is hot/likes to party with weed and e…what is her number?
2) This story is much different than the typical on here. E is fun but yeah the wrong stuff can kill someone possibly so selling that went a little too far. Weed? When the hell did weed hurt anyone? Is someone going to legalize it already or what? It’s a joke that alcohol is legal and weed is not.
3) The fact they went to all this work to convict this hot young girl is a joke. I want my taxpayer money back right the f now! Go after the rapists and child molesters. Leave this hot number alone so I can rent a hotel room with her for 3 solid days while we are both on e listening to Enigma over and over.
2:58 am on July 9th, 2009
I agree with crighteous. why is this story on here? is it to show how stupid using our taxes to bust a 19 selling weed and e is? and why are some of y’all bashing the mom of the kid at daycare? she is speaking the complete truth. I am an avid reader and strong supporter of this site, but i in no way think this girl deserves a full article on here. she’s just your average run of the mill teenage drug dealer. there’s like 3 in every classroom. and it’s not like she was moving heroin bricks or selling it to the daycare kids, she was just trying to make money. seriously though, what’s the catch? why did yall write up this article? is there something i’m missing? if not, i could just write you an article about myself and it’d probably be worse than this poor girl.
5:46 am on July 9th, 2009
Every dealer starts at #1.
No, she was busted dealing drugs. Still a bad thing.
Are you completely fucking serious? That just cracks me up. This statement is one of the best I’ve read in a while! That resourceful little twit. Only selling drugs surrounded by children where she could feel safe. She didn’t want to be robbed or shot or something by one of those other *gasp* thugs who sell drugs or something. The only difference between Kelsey and the low life fuckers selling dime bags on the street corner is her daddy’s money.
7:46 am on July 9th, 2009
I thought it was a great choice. She was busted selling drugs AT A MOTHERFUCKING DAYCARE.
Plus I think its funny when little rich girls get in trouble. Daddy has money, why bother selling drugs? Pointing and laughing is my specialty.
She’s only hot if you cover her eyes. Her eyes are freaking me out.
Jesus, if you only come here to read the chester molester stories, maybe you should take a break.
7:47 am on July 9th, 2009
This story is on here because Channel 4 reported it. I found it hilarious that a Mercedes driving college chick was busted selling weed to cops outside of a day care and ecstasy in a Citgo parking lot. I wasn’t even that interested in the case until some of you showed up. Now I am really interested in it.
7:58 am on July 9th, 2009
Maybe with enough of you Enigma listening members keep contributing to this story, we can all make sure it stays on top of the recent comments list and help keep Kelsey in all of our minds!
And for anyone who thinks this is a departure from what we normally post, you haven’t been here long.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/09/23/hunter-johnson-drug-selling-cheerleader/
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/10/27/huff-huff-spark-spark-boom/
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/12/02/brianna-broitzman-ashton-larson-mean-girls/
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/10/20/miss-teen-lindsey-evans-is-a-party-girl/
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/12/megan-partin-party-girl/
Those are just a handful. We LOVE when semi-cute white girls fuck up. It helps contrast the frowning ugly people we usually feature. It’s a design choice. For aesthetics.
8:10 am on July 9th, 2009
Article updated with name of passenger, Paris. A name as pretentious sounding as Enigma. A band so shitty, even X cannot make it worth listening to. Trust me on that one.
9:03 am on July 9th, 2009
Either you are a flat out liar, are being lied to yourself and are naive enough to believe it, or she has the worst supplier in the world. The police are not clairvoyant, they would need to be aware of little miss prom queen before setting her up with an undercover. Which means she is well known to be a dealer. The more likely scenario than the police just all of a sudden getting a vision from God is that one of her customers ratted her out. IT would not have been her supplier as the only reason criminals give out information is to get lesser time by giving up bigger fish. A supplier is a bigger fish than a dealer, no reward there. So, the story is probably this, prom queen sold something to someone, probably a brother or sister of one of mommies little darlings she watches. Raver kid got busted at school, ratted out prom queen to the police, and police set up prom queen and now her parents are all upset because the other parents at the country club think they did a bad job raising the little princess.
9:06 am on July 9th, 2009
All she’ll need to do is rat out another dealer and most likely the charges will be dismissed.
9:19 am on July 9th, 2009
Looking up the paris lundy myspace…I cna just imagine where it’s going to lead….
9:50 am on July 9th, 2009
“Hey random and conspicuous person who wants to buy a large amount drugs, come into my car and give my friend the money and I’ll give you the drugs, that way we both can be implicated together!”
10:03 am on July 9th, 2009
Probably goes back to the urban legend that as long as you do not handle the money you cannot be charge with dealing. Just like a police officer cannot lie to you….yes…yes they can…lol..or my personal favorite, if you ask someone if they are a police officer, they have to tell you if they are.
12:56 pm on July 9th, 2009
LOL sorry everyone, I was trying to be funny but I never meant to sound like I thought this story shouldn’t be on here as other people did. I love this story! Mercedes driving hot spoiled daddy’s girl selling a shatload of e while on the clock at a day care facility. LOL. It doesn’t always need to be nasty pervertedness. I was only saying that law enforcement and politicians have taken this drug thing a tad too far when they spend this kind of taxpayer dollars in order to lure this brat who might not have thought to sell that amount of drugs otherwise. It should depend on the drugs anbd yeah, the wrong e can be horrible and it has heroine in it which is very addictive. Weed though…come on legalize it already.
Anyway, the Enigma thing was straight out of pre-millenium when e first became big and that one Enigma song was big. I love that they used that song in the beginning of “Tropic Thunder” if anyone remembers what I am talking about.
If e is pure or done right it is a very happy and loving drug. People don’t do “the right e” and want to go fight, rob and hurt people. People liquored up on legal alcohol do that…oh and on crack and meth too.
Just say no to liquor, cocaine and meth…say yes to weed, e (not the e with cocaine or meth in it of course) and mushrooms. 
1:17 pm on July 9th, 2009
No disagreement there. I just liked the story because of who it was about, rather than what it was about.
Hey, just busting balls. But you will always be known as the member who is a fan of Enigma. Like, in the future if you make a funny post, I’ll call Jaded and say “Hey, did you see what that crighteous person posted?” and Jaded may say “Which one is crighteous?” and I’ll go, “You know, the one that likes Enigma” and then she” reply “Ohhhhh! Yeah. No, what did they say?”
Embrace it.
1:40 pm on July 9th, 2009
YALL ARE FUCKING RETARDED. have you even seen the pics of her benz? its like 18 yrs old people!! she prob wasn’t this rich spoiled brat yall are tryna make her out to be. &heres an update for you dumb fucks. the fucking news station UPDATED THEIR REPORTS. they said she never left the kids alone there was always someone there. dont update unless your gonna update everything.
1:44 pm on July 9th, 2009
Hey, moron. Please point out where I stated she did leave the kids alone. Don’t post unless you know what the fuck you are talking about. And thanks again, for keeping Kelsey fresh!
1:50 pm on July 9th, 2009
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/pittsburgh/s_632731.html
1:51 pm on July 9th, 2009
i obv do or i wouldnt say anything i dont even care about this shit theres way more important things going on in the world but i figured i might as well let everyone know what theyre reading isnt completely accurate. and ‘moron’? really? please find yourself a thesaurus. 99% of daycares always have at least 2 people on staff with whatever group of kids they have at the time. theres no way theyd let her take care of them all alone. you should really check your shit.
2:02 pm on July 9th, 2009
Then go comment on those stories you idiot (I used the thesaurus).
How many of those 99 percent actually follow that rule, simpleton (I am liking this thesaurus stuff!)
2:06 pm on July 9th, 2009
“i obv do or i wouldnt say anything i dont even care about this shit theres way more important things going on in the world but i figured i might as well let everyone know what theyre reading isnt completely accurate. and ‘moron’? really? please find yourself a thesaurus. 99% of daycares always have at least 2 people on staff with whatever group of kids they have at the time. theres no way theyd let her take care of them all alone. you should really check your shit.”
abcd123 – What is all this anger about? Is this you Kelsey. Why are you defending her selling drugs? If your going to bitch about one part of the story then bitch about it all. So I guess its ok to sell drugs. Last time I checked my shit, it was on your face.
2:07 pm on July 9th, 2009
ROFLMBO
2:20 pm on July 9th, 2009
i read this site all of the time i think it is so funny, but i don’t think everyone should be mad at that abcd person. i actually thought this story was pretty lame as well, and i did see that they renounced claims of leaving the children unattended. maybe abcd is just hostile because there is an update at the bottom and that (which is a HUGE piece of info) was left out. drug dealing always end up like this though. stupid yes, but unheard of? not at all. as most of you have probably thought, the only reason this is news is because it’s a white girl. i used to live in a bad areas in florida and things like this happen at daycares all the time, only they are not white college girls. i’m not defending anything here, i do NOT condone this!
2:29 pm on July 9th, 2009
And you should really check into an English composition 101 class, stat.
2:30 pm on July 9th, 2009
And exactly why we featured it. Because it doesn’t happen all the time. Jesus, people, how long have you been coming here???
2:30 pm on July 9th, 2009
Thanks for fixing my quote *hugs*
2:31 pm on July 9th, 2009
lol, for a story so lame, we are almost on to page two! Hypocrites.
2:54 pm on July 9th, 2009
To the top!
ROFL! I will gladly embrace it! That was hilarious!
In a true “e” state of mind, Enigma still sounds/feels like it is flowing out the mouths of angels. In that state it is rather difficult to stop and say, “Wait a minute, this is sooooo 90’s!” Especially when you are by candle-light and a super hottie is waiting in the jacuzzi naked tripping on “true e” as well. =P
I am pretty righteous when it comes to people hurting other people whether it be physical, emotional or financial. However, I don’t see how some people in a safe environment doing some mellow “love drugs” can hurt anyone (as long as it is mutual consent of course and both are of legal age). If anything the experience enhances life. We mock what we don’t understand, right? The people against it either have never done it or did the wrong stuff…or are pissed because they never got laid on it…LOL.
So back to the story. Poor little Kelsey didn’t have one of the newer sick AMG Mercs and had some uber old Diesel or something. That bites. Poor thing. LOL. No wonder she had to sell drugs. LOL. Makes sense now because if daddy supplied her with the proper AMG brat car plus a fat allowance then she wouldn’t have to work at a child care facility or sell drugs for money. She would be cruising around like the lovely Laguna Beach brat pack everyone adores.
This reminds me of a big drug sting at San Diego State University I think it was. There were kids involved who were like, “But I am taking criminal justice and I am going to be a correctional officer with the DEA.” LOL Ignorance is bliss so they say.
When are we going to hear about pedophile sting operations other than Dateline? Why did Dateline be the first (AFAIK)? I would rather pay my tax dollars towards pedophile sting ops rather than drug sting ops. You know there are underground groups of them who compare notes on the web, etc.
3:28 pm on July 9th, 2009
Actually, a drug dealer who does not use is actually worse in my book. This means she was doing it purely for financial gain and knows better than to partake herself. I have a lot more respect for people who disagree with the drug laws and use and deal a little on the side.
But at the end of the day, this story isn’t really about whether or not she deals or uses or A plus B, – and it is not about how many people were or were not looking after the children (even if possibly some of the news papers lead with that, D’D didn’t), it is about someone dealing drugs at a kindergarten because she thought that would be safer for her, without considering for a moment what it might mean to the safety of her young charges.
If it was my child in that day-care I would be livid with her.
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