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Darrel Graham Is Not Slick

July 8, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Crime, Sex Offender, voyeurism 

Walker, LA – If I had a dime for every time I caught some jackass secretly looking at me while I work out at the gym, I’d be one rich sumbitch, I tell you what. Sure they feign looks of disgust or start giggling when I make eye contact, but I know they’re probably using the video to pleasure themselves later. Who wouldn’t right? I mean, it’s me! But because of this, I can relate and truly feel for the young woman who went into the restroom at Anytime Fitness where Darrel Graham had also been lurking. Luckily, this dumbass got busted secretly videotaping her with his cell phone before he had a chance to put it out on Keezmovies or something.

Darrel tried to be slick and waited for the young woman to enter the restroom, before pacing around outside the door, bending down to tie his shoe and placing his cell phone under the door. Another customer walks in and observes him, so Darrel picks up the phone and walks away. After the unknowing woman exits, Darrel returns and enters the same restroom. The witness reported Darrel, and he was apprehended. All of this captured by surveillance video, some of which you can view here.

If this idiot gets convicted on the charges of…you know what, the article doesn’t say what he was charged with. He was charged with videotaping a chick taking a shit, or whatever she was doing in there, obviously. But I am not sure what the name of the actual charge is. In any case, he could do six months in jail if convicted on whatever charge this is, and would have to register as a sex offender. He is currently out on $25,000 bond hopefully being shamed by his family as well as the laughing stock to his friends and acquaintances.

 Darrel Graham Is Not Slick

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  1. thinkgoat
    10:02 am on July 8th, 2009

    What is he? 12? Did he go into the potty with his mom? What a dumb-ass. The old “I’m just trying to tie my shoe” bit.

  2. CassieMomma
    11:18 am on July 8th, 2009

    I hope he gets jail time that is disgusting! Sick perv!

  3. carolinablue
    1:30 pm on July 8th, 2009

    this is SO my life. I joined this site like, 10 minutes ago, don’t even have my avatar/gravatar, was just going to check out the forums, and the 1st thing I see is one of my *&%$#@**& NEIGHBORS featured as a perv!

  4. Morbid
    1:39 pm on July 8th, 2009

    Welcome to the site, carolinablue. Do you know him personally?

  5. carolinablue
    1:44 pm on July 8th, 2009

    hi Morbid! I only know him by sight, thank God. as you may have guessed, this is a VERY small town. we know each other by sight b/c we frequent the same grocery stores, gas stations, the ball park, etc..

  6. malq
    11:06 pm on July 8th, 2009

    hi Morbid! I only know him by sight, thank God. as you may have guessed, this is a VERY small town. we know each other by sight b/c we frequent the same grocery stores, gas stations, the ball park, etc..

    Hi Carolina! Thank you for your comment. What are people saying about him?
    Do they know they can come here to comment on this guy? Its fun when its one of your own isn’t it..
    And Morbid, whats this about all the guys ogling you in the gym? filmed much?

  7. MadeaBecBec
    12:06 am on July 9th, 2009

    The charge: Video voyeurism! The lady was changing her clothing!
    Asshattery at it’s finest…..Darrell and his other brother Darrell, is the first thing I thought of….Bawahahaha!!

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  9. The Masked Web Avenger
    5:30 pm on July 9th, 2009

    It would be so awesome if the charge was “videotaping a chick taking a shit”.

  10. popeyeray
    4:23 am on August 19th, 2009

    He’s skeevy, and peevy!

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