Port St. Lucie, Florida – I’m not going to take up much of your time this one, I just want you all to know that you can sleep easier tonight – the devil has been arrested. Turns out Mephistopheles has been in Florida, masquerading as your average, every day, run-of-the-mill, homeless guy. Who’da thunk it? I would have sworn the evil spirit was inhabiting the cold black soul of my next-door neighbor. Anyway, Beelzebub totally blew his cover SundaySunday reviews evening in an incident at a convenience store. He approached an ordinary man outside of the store and struck up a conversation. His cover was blown just a few minutes later when he shouted, “I’m the devil and I’m gonna kill you!” WowWow reviews. Subtlety is obviously not one of his stronger qualities.

The Prince of DarknessPrince of Darkness reviews then pounced on the ordinary man and bopped him in the head. After that, the brute jammed his thumbs into the ordinary man’s eyes, causing them to bleed. Stigmata? Insulted and in pain, the ordinary man hit the evil one and ran home to call the police.

Officers tracked down the knave, a.k.a. John Yale Jr., shortly after the 911 call. He is now cooling his heels behind bars, charged with felony aggravated battery. Bail has been set at $20,000.

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