The Prince of Darkness Arrested In Florida
July 7, 2009 by Jaded
Port St. Lucie, Florida – I’m not going to take up much of your time this one, I just want you all to know that you can sleep easier tonight – the devil has been arrested. Turns out Mephistopheles has been in Florida, masquerading as your average, every day, run-of-the-mill, homeless guy. Who’da thunk it? I would have sworn the evil spirit was inhabiting the cold black soul of my next-door neighbor. Anyway, Beelzebub totally blew his cover SundaySunday reviews
evening in an incident at a convenience store. He approached an ordinary man outside of the store and struck up a conversation. His cover was blown just a few minutes later when he shouted, “I’m the devil and I’m gonna kill you!” WowWow reviews. Subtlety is obviously not one of his stronger qualities.
The Prince of DarknessPrince of Darkness reviews then pounced on the ordinary man and bopped him in the head. After that, the brute jammed his thumbs into the ordinary man’s eyes, causing them to bleed. Stigmata? Insulted and in pain, the ordinary man hit the evil one and ran home to call the police.
Officers tracked down the knave, a.k.a. John Yale Jr., shortly after the 911 call. He is now cooling his heels behind bars, charged with felony aggravated battery. Bail has been set at $20,000.
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10:29 am on July 7th, 2009
Nick Nolte would be so proud of his twin’s mugshot!
11:26 am on July 7th, 2009
lol
12:20 pm on July 7th, 2009
I think the sun got to him.
1:10 pm on July 7th, 2009
LOL! I thought he looked like Sean Penn. *shiver*
2:04 pm on July 7th, 2009
He does bear a striking resemblance.
3:02 pm on July 7th, 2009
He reminds me of Doc Emmet Brown from Back to the Future…on CRACK
3:31 pm on July 7th, 2009
No Lips….
4:28 pm on July 7th, 2009
You would think the devil would have access to sunscreen…….or at least a hat to go with the huge shades he was sporting.
4:42 pm on July 7th, 2009
Kudos So Jaded! This is very funny!
7:22 pm on July 7th, 2009
Actually, now that I have looked at him a bit more, he may be the devil because he bears an awfully close resemblance to the guy who played Randall Flagg in the movie adaptation of The Stand.
9:23 pm on July 7th, 2009
That’s it, John Yale, Jr. was in rehearsal for the “role” as satans spawn! Now, he’ll not be able to show his “talent” during an audition, unless, the casting agent makes an exception and visits him at the graybar hotel…..
He’s 43??? Might be Nick Noltes or Michael Whelans love child……I’m having a tough time deciding which….
9:28 pm on July 7th, 2009
I’ve decided he’s Nick Noltes long lost brother, especially since Michael Whelan just turned 59, mmmmm, well, maybe they are all brothers!
I have great respect for Michael Whelan, though, so I’ll say he’s Nicks bro!!
11:35 pm on July 7th, 2009
screaming I am the devil is certain mental illness. Like you couldn’t tell by the hairdoo.
3:54 pm on July 13th, 2009
LOL!
3:48 am on July 16th, 2009
[...] missed it, the devil himself was arrested just last week and SoJaded shared with us the news of his capture here. I don’t know if it was because the son of God was reading the Dreamin’Demon that day [...]
3:31 pm on July 19th, 2009
I showed this one to my husband, it made me laugh so much it brought tears to my eyes. Well… hopefully the evil one has decided that perhaps he needs to be a bit… more subtle while trying to take more souls
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