Myrtle Beach Film Crew Arrested For Filming Simulated Blowjob

July 7, 2009 by Morbid  

Myrtle Beach, SC - On July 1st, police were flagged down by some beach goers who alerted them to a female giving a man a blowjob under a pier. On top of that, a film crew was recording the entire event. As police observed, they witnessed a Joseph Mark Flanders, 21, standing in front of Taylor McKenzie Hancock (snicker), 21, with his shorts down -but boxers on – while Hancock (snicker) simulated sucking his dick. When they approached the group, it turns out that they are just students filming a movie that contained this scene. Police told them they cannot do that and they need to leave. Oh, wait. This is Myrtle Beach. They arrested the two actors, producer, director of photography, camera man, sound technician, gaffer, and a key grip.

Taylor McKenzie Hancock (snicker), 21; Joseph Mark Flanders, 21; John Chamberlain Maynard, 22; Samuel Merritt Brown, 21;  Dylan Curtis Conrad, 21; William Andrew Gorrell, 27; Andrew Thomas Valenti, 20, and Keenan John Jackson (not pictured), 21, were charged with participation in preparation of obscene material with bail set at $10,000 each.

The incident report can be viewed here. It contains all the information on the accused and the “victims” who witnessed the event, plus the police report. One of the funnier portions of the eyewitness accounts comes from a couple who were on the beach with their grandson who is 12. They asked him what was happening, in reference to the film crew, and his reply to them was “you don’t wanna know“. Bwuahahahaha!

But what in the hell were you guys thinking? Its Myrtle Beach for God’s sake. Everyone knows you can’t do shit there any more. Myrtle Beach sure plays up that family angle now. Back when we went down there you could see the real act happening on balconies lining the Grand Stand. Drunken-ass, debauchery all night long. I still remember projectile vomiting while crossing the street to the Magic Attic and no one blinked an eye. But that was a long time ago, and things have changed a bit. And for the rest of you guys who got arrested.

Especially if you can get your ass thrown in jail for pretending to perform a sex act. One of these guys is local to me, so I may just try to call him up and get his side. My biggest question comes from the police report itself. While none of the witnesses ever reported seeing any nudity, the reports make mention of the police viewing the video and states, “The scene, under the pier, was reviewed and revealed Flanders and Hancock (snicker) engaged in what appeared to be a sex act of fellatio”

So what is it? Were they actually doing the deed? Because honestly, I am no prude, but I can fully understand why local police of a family resort would get a little testy about kids building sandcastles while watching Hancock (snicker) slobbing on Flander’s cock. But if this was just a scene, with no nudity, why all this? And it’s not like this was some impromptu thing done by a group of drunks with a camera. The report states they were all sober and the equipment they confiscated included a story board, script, spotlight, and a friggin’ light meter. Yeah, yeah I know…even amateur porn can have those things. But am I wrong in thinking they are being a bit harsh on these kids? This is a charge that would really suck to have on your record, especially when all you were doing was filming a scene for a crappy movie.

Sorry for the juvenile snicker remarks beside Hancock’s name. It’s just like…what are the odds? A chick being born with the last name Hancock, getting arrested for performing (simulated) fellatio under a Myrtle Beach pier. Her parents should be lucky her last name wasn’t something like Gangbang or Bukkake.

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