Urine Big Trouble Now, Thomas Schultz
July 1, 2009 by Jaded
Sheboygan, Wisconsin–It all started in July 2007, when a woman, who I will dub Ms. X, discovered she had been the victim of a rather disgusting intruder. What tipped her off? Well, someone had pawed through the frillies in her underwear drawer, and, more disturbingly, someone had urinated on several items of clothing in her hamper. She reported her discovery to the police. In September of that same year, Ms. X contacted authorities again after she happened upon even more defiled clothing in her home. This time, the intruder had the audacity to walk across her freshly-vacuumed carpet, leaving his footprints behind. Another phone call to police in NovemberNovember reviews
2008 – Ms. X told police that as she was walking in the back door of her home, she heard someone exiting through the front door. Unfortunately, she didn’t see who it was.
Thomas Schultz
For two years, Ms. X was stalked. She changed the locks numerous times, to no avail. The bladder bandit kept returning. In May 2008, the woman found three swimsuits had been cut apart using scissors. The woman finally decided to install security cameras in her home…and guess what? The pissing perpetrator was busted.
Last Saturday, after taking a look at the surveillance tapes, 62-year-old Ms. X discovered that the rude intruder was her neighbor, 49-year-old Thomas Schultz. When deputies confronted Schultz, he admitted to breaking into the woman’s home and pissing on her clothes and using her shower. He told officers that if Ms. X changed the locks, he would pry the windows open and search the home until he found the duplicate key, then he just made a copy of his very own. WowWow reviews. What determination. If convicted on a felony stalking charge, he could face up to 18 months in jail. Weirdo…
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10:52 am on July 1st, 2009
this would literally piss me off!
but seriouly what is the point on urinating on the clothes and then using her shower? Disturbing…. Wonder if they had a relationship before this or if he randomly stalked her?
Sheyboygen WI… home of all the weird shit…
11:21 am on July 1st, 2009
Jesus, what a freak! Gross gross GROOOOOSSSSS…
11:22 am on July 1st, 2009
I bet he was pissed off in getting caught.
12:18 pm on July 1st, 2009
This went on for two years? How on earth did she sleep at night?
1:17 pm on July 1st, 2009
I think I may have purchased the surveillance equipment a touch sooner
1:33 pm on July 1st, 2009
Hah…I would have set that mofo up and busted him way before now, in more than one way. Poor woman. I am glad this weirdo was finally caught.
1:57 pm on July 1st, 2009
LoL, 2 years, she must have enjoyed it some what to let it go on that long. You can pick up a cheap spy cam for less than $15 at a radio shack. Heck, you can even get a mini cam for your computer and access it from work. Me I would have booby traped my drawers, with thoughs really big mouse traps, that can break fingers. Or went on Ebay and bought a small bear trap.
2:44 pm on July 1st, 2009
idk taz, in my opinion, never underestimate the ability of the humam mind to second guess itself – or to totally ignore something bc it is too annoying or painful to deal with.
like the dishes in my sink.
3:28 pm on July 1st, 2009
Yeah, I hear you, Its probly just me anyways. I ignore allot of stuff , but that wouldn’t be one of them. I draw the line at unknown people in the attic and unknown people peeing in my hamper.
4:42 pm on July 1st, 2009
haha. tru dat! if someone peed on the dishes in my sink – well then i would deal with them for sure! and want to know who in the hell it was! hmm, maybe people need to pee on my piles of unfinished projects and that will make me take action.
5:26 pm on July 1st, 2009
Ya know? Fuck… I had people break in when I lived in the hood – they stole, among other things, smoked sausages and taquitos out of my freezer – and I had hidden cameras two fuckin’ days later. If this lady could afford to change her locks so often, resources shouldn’t have been an issue.
4:56 pm on July 2nd, 2009
only 18mo. for stalking?
1:19 am on July 3rd, 2009
“Urine big trouble” hah hah fucking hah!!!!! Love it…
mean while this guy is a sick twist…
10:51 am on August 29th, 2009
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
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