As Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby
July 1, 2009 by Jaded
Puyallup, Washington–On May 16, a couple of 12-year-old boys were sitting on a bench outside of a Safeway store, grubbin’ on some candy, when they were approached by 3 grown men. The men asked the two boys if they would perhaps part with some of the sugar-coated sweets. The boys obliged, and handed over a share of their delectable confectioneries. Sated, the older men walked away leaving the boys to continue with the snarfing of their bountiful banquet. Perhaps the men were worried the youngsters would ruin their dinner with all of that yummy goodness, because they returned about 15-minutes later and demanded that the boys hand over all the candy. And all of the contents of their pockets. And their cell phones.
This time, the men weren’t as nice. They threatened to beat up the youngsters and “break their jaws.” Now, what kind of rat-bastard would steal candy from a couple of little kids? After the story was featured as Crimestoppers Crime of the Week, tips came in pointing the finger at 21-year-old Tommy James Kurtz (pic #1) and 22-year-old John David-Faddis (pic #2). Faddis was arrested FridayFriday reviews
evening and his partner in crime, Kurtz, who likes to be called ‘Frosty‘ because he is so damn cool, was arrested Monday evening. Authorities say that Kurtz has confessed to robbing the young boys of their belongings, claiming that he and his buddies were “hungry, tired, and the two boys looked like easy marks.” Yeah, Frosty, marks don’t come much easier than that…unless, of course, you were to threaten and rob a toddler. Idiot.
Investigators say that all three consider themselves to be *gasp* Juggalos. Faddis pleaded not guilty to one count of robbery and one count of attempted robbery during his arraignment Monday. Crime Stoppers of Tacoma/Pierce County is offering a reward of up to $1,000 for information on the remaining suspect (pic #3). The third Jughead Juggalo goes by the name ‘SoldierSoldier reviews
.’ Come on with the tips, people! A thousand bucks buys a lot of candy.
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7:00 am on July 1st, 2009
This lot of helpful young men should be receiving awards for their actions! Clearly they were just trying to prevent the little boys from getting tooth decay by taking that candy from them, and, by relieving them of those dangerous cell phones, to save them from potential brain tumors! As for requesting the other contents of their pockets, I’m sure they were worried that the items within were quite heavy, and they didn’t want the little chaps to strain themselves while carrying everything around.
I commend these charming Juggalos for their selflessness. The world needs more thoughtful young boy scouts like these three! What a shining example they are for all of us. Truly fine citizens and excellent role models.
8:08 am on July 1st, 2009
these fuckers are spreading cancer.
8:11 am on July 1st, 2009
Because they were hungry? Two of them look as if they should pass on the candy.
8:17 am on July 1st, 2009
Takes a big man to knock over a kid. WTF
8:36 am on July 1st, 2009
This video is absolutely HILARIOUS. It’s an in-jail interview with Frosty. Between the kid who got robbed and the Juggalo begging his girlfriend to come bail him out on camera. It’s just full of Win.
http://www.kirotv.com/video/19772845/
9:13 am on July 1st, 2009
priceless….sam leave his ass in jail!!!!stupid friggin ppl nobody can do anything anymore without damn Juggalos harassin them….damn and I was a supporter of them but I think i’ll just stick to listening to ICP and not following them. who wants to follow people that walk around with a 2-liter in their butt cheecks anyways?
9:38 am on July 1st, 2009
OMG what a bunch of losers. That frosty kid looks evil.
10:12 am on July 1st, 2009
What a pathetic piece of shit. Leave him there Sam!
11:08 am on July 1st, 2009
Juggalos are the nerds of crime. Every Juggalo story gets dumber than the previous
we sure ICP doesn’t stand for “insane coward power”
LOL
11:20 am on July 1st, 2009
HAHA, the video….omg! I generously estimate his IQ at about 70.
1:32 pm on July 1st, 2009
that video… wow… just wow…
1:54 pm on July 1st, 2009
a thousand dollar reward they will have the third person in no time. Bunch of fucking losers.
2:18 pm on July 1st, 2009
You are giving him entirely too many points there Captain!!
4:14 pm on July 1st, 2009
They need to charge him extra for stupidity!!!!!
4:17 pm on July 1st, 2009
Ohhh My God, 12 year old Sam is too damn funny. And that hat WTF!!!
http://tribalmask.net/dreamin-demon2/frosty-sam00.jpg
4:49 pm on July 1st, 2009
I love ya baby $2500 is all you gotta get!! OMG that was funny
5:21 pm on July 1st, 2009
I saw that interview back when the story broke locally, and cringed in embarassment for this ridiculous motherfucker. I mean, come the fuck on. Like any broke ass ho dating this guy is capable of raising $2500. This dude couldn’t even raise pocket change without knocking over a couple of little kids. Douche.
6:13 pm on July 1st, 2009
LOL
6:54 pm on July 1st, 2009
i love how the anchorman starts the whole thing off with a cavalier, “i’ll see you in a minute, rebecca.” it sounds like she has an appointment under the newsdesk. then it just gets better by the minute.
4:50 pm on July 2nd, 2009
OMG …….just watched the video link that Morbid posted.
I can not believe this ” POS Frosty” actually has reproduced
There is no place for that guy, other than behind bars.
Maybe he doesnt get it..Maybe his girlfriend is Happy he is behind bars.
I hope she packs her bags, takes her daughter and gets out of dodge before he is let out. Uhhhh He looks like the freak from the old version ” Hills have Eyes” … and has the character of one/scum from the movie Deliverance.
** Frosty or what ever his real name is. He is a stone whip.
Put him away and lose the keys.
4:36 am on July 31st, 2009
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