PALMETTO, FL. - I think everyone has experienced a painful breakup in their lifetime. The crushing feeling of having someone break up with you can be a pretty physical blow to the chest. We could all probably sit back and swap embarrassing stories of things we did having our hearts broken. The pleading, the crying, the begging, the following her as she leaves the restaurant with some guy and staying camped outside her apartment in the parking lot with a pair of  binoculars and some cheap night vision goggles some dude was selling on EbayeBay while shaving off your eyebrows with a boxcutter. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? But Dwayne Walton, 33, took things a little far when his girlfriend informed him she was leaving him. He went into a utility room and returned with a cup of acid, and poured it in her face. She suffered severe burns and scarring on her face, arms and belly and flown to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg. Dwayne Walton is in the Manatee County Jail facing a felony charge of domestic aggravated battery.

Orange County, FL – Based on the title alone, I’m sure you already know where this is going, so I won’t beat around the bush. Laszlo Horvath, 21, is a lonely, lonely guy – his only true friend an 8-year-old Whippet mix named Silvy. Those of you who own dogs know that they are loyal and loving to the end, which, I’m sure, Silvy was to her human. Well, Laszlo here fucked Silvy. Laszlo’s nasty habit came to light when deputies received a tip last month about the possible animal abuse. When they followed up on that tip, Silvy was already in pretty bad shape – she was found with her legs duct taped together and a cloth pressed against her lower half. After he refused to pay for medical treatment for Silvy, authorities convinced him to sign the dog over to animal services. Unfortunately, the damage had already been done. [Read more...]

Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. [Read more...]

Ormond Beach, FL- A 13-year old boy was selling candy door-to-door on Wednesday and stopped at the home of Burt Bialozynski, 47, to solicit his sweets. Bialozynski charged out of his home yelling and grabbed him by his shirt. Bialozynski then dragged the boy off his lawn, causing the boy to hit his head on a piece of lawn furniture, and threw his candy at him. Bialozynski threatened the boy and said,”You better not come back and I’m going to get my Magnum for you.” The teenager ran away, called and reported the incident to his program supervisor, Johnny Carrasquillo, and then flagged down a nearby police car patrolling the neighborhood. [Read more...]

Lake Highlands (DallasDallas 362 reviews), Texas They say the best age to get children acclimated to water and swimming is around six-twelve months. The reasoning behind this is that they still have some memory of the fluid environment in the womb and it’s still natural for them. And as for using flotation devices for infants, the experts say it’s best for an infant to learn to swim properly without the use of them, but they are great supplemental training tools. Some of the vertical floaties can be turned horizontally to help the little bodies move through the water. All done with proper guidance and oversight, of course. And the biggest thing about having your infant in the water, besides safety, is to make the swimming experience pleasant and fun for them. But swimming with Christopher Dean didn’t turn out so fun for his 11 month-old. Guess Christopher didn’t realize his 11 month-old didn’t like being held underwater until his lips turned blue. [Read more...]

Orlando, FL- About 2 weeks ago, a mother at the Enclave Suites Hotel noticed 41-year old David Shapiro was acting odd near the hotel’s pool area. Shapiro had stripped down to his underwear, covered his face with his shirt and performed a lewd act in front of other people at the pool. The mother took pictures of Shapiro’s performance, as well as his license plate, and forwarded all of her photos to the police. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office began surveillance of Shapiro and learned what a busy boy this talented tally-whacker was. [Read more...]

Poinciana, FL- On July 24, Frances Rodriguez made a frantic call to 911 and told the operator that her boyfriend’s 5-year old son Kenyon, who suffered from asthma, had stopped breathing. “We were in the pool, and he was fine. He fell yesterday in the park,” Rodriguez told the dispatch operator in Spanish. “Oh my God! His eyes are pointing upward, and I don’t know what to do.” Rodriguez said the boy had gotten a bump on his head at the playground and had some sort of injury to his mouth from the fall. When rescue crews arrived at the home, they found Kenyon unresponsive and immediately performed CPR on him then rushed him to Osceola Regional Medical Center where he died less than an hour later. [Read more...]

The first issue of The Last ResortThe Last Resort reviews, the new horror comic put out by IDW Publishing, finally hit the stands and I couldn’t wait to finally check it out. It is described as a “zombie epic that pays homage to 1970s exploitation films and disaster movies like Airport and Towering InfernoThe Towering Inferno reviews. In an entertaining and darkly over-the-top celebration of gore and sex, The Last Resort transforms a Caribbean paradise into a biological wasteland populated with homicidal flesh-eating vacationers!” and after reading the first issue in the limited series, I am already hooked. So let’s take a small break from some of this real horror depressing the shit out of me and take a look at some fun horror. But before going further, be warned their are some possible NSFW images in the form of drawn tits and a bit of gore. [Read more...]

MIDWEST CITY, Oklahoma - Not a lot of info out on this one yet, but a 72-year-old foster mother has been accused of repeatedly branding her 9-year-old foster child as punishment for stealing. Chief Brandon Clabes, Midwest City Police Department, said “The foster mother accused him of stealing money from her. At that point she took this potato masher, heated it on the stove to where it was red hot & branded him.” But she didn’t do it once, she did it multiple times. Joycelyn Louis told the child to tell anyone who asked about the injuries that it was an accidental burn.  The boy suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns and is back in DHS custody. Police are waiting for a warrant for Louis’ arrest. Holy shit, got some video for ya after the jump: [Read more...]

DAYTON, Ohio - You know the old saying of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Well that age-old adage couldn’t be any more true when speaking about Tommie Lee Johnson Jr., 39,  and what he did the other day after an argument with the mother of his child on Sunday. After the altercation, Johnson left the home with 2-year-old Ashonti and her 8-month-old brother, Tommie Johnson, III. The mother called police. Police found Johnson a few hours later, but he did not have the children with him nor was he telling police where they were. On Monday morning, an employee of Felty Electric heard some crying outside their business and went to investigate. To his surprise, he found Ashonti and Tommie in their trash can covered in filth where they had been for almost 13 hours. [Read more...]

Bremerton, Washington – It’s always humorous watching a child take the first steps, all wobbly and uncertain. And as adults we encourage this progress with claps of joy and cheering…not quite realizing what is around the corner. Once a baby becomes mobile, a household is never the same. The terrible twos. They’re only terrible because parents fail to understand the grinning faces quickly turn into 30 pounds of wrecking machinery. They leave no stone unturned, nothing untasted, and nothing left in drawers and cabinets they can open. “Baby proofing” devices are measures that keeps babies safe and drive adults insane. But the safety far out-weighs the frustration of keeping your treasure from getting hurt (your children) and your trinkets from being invaded. And any parent understands children do “surprise” easily when you venture in, catching them in the act, but they don’t startle to the point of sustaining injuries that would cause brain death. [Read more...]

Conway, S.C.- Every man has his own preferences in what they like about their ladies. While some men prefer blonds, others prefer brunettes, and brave ones go for redheads. I’ve heard some men say that big boobs are better and some believe a handful is plenty. Even 50-year old Rodell Vereen has his own unique preferences about the ladies he chooses to get a little action from. Vereen likes his females to have long muscular legs, large teeth, and a big ol’ booty with a swishy tail. Whether the mare is in season or not, I don’t think it really matters to this wanna-be stallion. Unfortunately for him, it does matter to the horse’s owner and she put a stop to his nightly horse-play when she caught him behind her barn. [Read more...]

Deland, FL- Last Thursday around 3:30 p.m., a 75-year old woman was walking down the sidewalk to a Publix store when a man attacked her from behind and pulled her purse from her arm. The woman tried to whack the purse-snatcher in the shin with her cane, but he had already hot-footed it across the shopping plaza before she got any licks in. So, instead, the elderly woman began hollering for someone to help her and stop the thief. Sitting in his truck at the bank a few feet away, Matthew Ridenour, 39, became angry when he saw an older woman robbed in broad daylight and he immediately took off after the suspect in his truck. [Read more...]

Panama City Beach, FL – You know, I’ve suffered through some of the worst pick-up lines in the history of shitty lines, but Aaron Burns wins the award for the absolute worst. Try this one on for size, ladies: “I just found out that we ain’t blood relatives. Let’s fuck!” Would that get you in the mood for some lovin’? No? Well, what if he put a gun to your head? Would that make him more desirable? Didn’t think so. Romeo here is accused of kidnapping, tying up, and raping a family member – in his girlfriend’s apartment. Damn. It just don’t get any sexier than that. [Read more...]