Guadlia Bravo Pickles her Fetus While her Toddler Wanders
June 30, 2009 by Rotten Apple
Palmetto, FL – There are some children in this world that have to overcome some pretty horrendous obstacles to make it to adulthood. Things like abuse, neglect, poverty, soccer moms with a cell phone attached to one ear, a latte in the other, and a foot on the gas pedal trying to make an early morning pilates class – you know, the usual. Then there are some that have the odds stacked against them even before they are thrust into this world naked, cold and hungry, some that never have a chance, some like the fetus Guadlia Bravo is carrying in her miserable womb. Bravo seems to be as fertile as some freshly turned compost, but with the mothering instincts of a lump of dog shit. When her toddler was found wandering in a grocery store parking lot, Bravo, 7 months pregnant, was found tanked, sitting on a curb, getting her drink on.
A 19 month old boy was found wandering in the parking lot of a shopping center near a dumpster area. When approached, Bravo denied that the child was hers and the police were called. After police arrived, Bravo confessed to being the mother of the boy and also admitted that she was pregnant. She was taken to the hospital for observation where her blood was drawn and she was found to have a .342 BAC, four times the legal limit. I don’t know about you guys, but for me, that is WAY past the drunk dialing and making out with random strangers stage. That is more like the “Oh-my-fucking-gawd-someone-call-an-ambulance-before-I-start-seizing-and-stop-breathing” stage. A search of the diaper bag she was carrying revealed that she had a few more cold ones she had not even hit yet. WowWow reviews
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After she was cleared at the hospital, and where it was more than likely confirmed that she was a cockroach and would indeed survive the apocalypse just as fertile as she was in her peak, they hauled her drunk ass to jail. During processing, in true drunk fashion, she pissed herself. Classic.
Bravo was charged with child neglect and held on a $20,000 bond.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome folks. Look it up. It is a 100% preventable disease, but the children born with it suffer some serious physical problems and mental delays. With the right environment however, these children can thrive. Let’s hope Bravo’s toddler gets a loving home with responsible parents. As far as the fetus goes, if they don’t take it from her at birth, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that she squeezes it out in an alleyway where a pack of feral cats immediately take over the rearing of the baby. It will have a far better chance.
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8:01 am on June 30th, 2009
LMAO!!
Just one of the many in this awesome piece. .342 BAC? Still walking and talking? Chronic alcoholic with a 2% chance of making it. Grab the kids before she takes ‘em with her. Great write up RA
8:53 am on June 30th, 2009
I can’t imagine why she would deny the kid was hers. Didn’t she think people would notice that she had a diaper bag? Unless she thought the diapers were hers and pissing herself was a frequent problem. It probably was if she was that wasted and still upright.
9:15 am on June 30th, 2009
This woman is only 29 years old. See the yellow tinge to her skin? I’m betting cirrhosis. She’ll probably be dead before those children ever see adulthood.
11:21 am on June 30th, 2009
You’re not kidding, RA. That’s drastic. @_@
12:19 pm on June 30th, 2009
“I’m keeping my fingers crossed that she squeezes it out in an alleyway where a pack of feral cats immediately take over the rearing of the baby. It will have a far better chance.”
lol so true. Sad, but true…
2:03 pm on June 30th, 2009
WOW. What a worthless piece of shit. Why is it always the scum of the earth who go around popping out the babies left and right!? Please, you defective whore, pass on your faulty genetics so that your children are forced to lead lives as miserable as your own. That’s just what everyone needs!
I feel so sorry for those kids. It’s really unfortunate that there’s no way to protect a baby from being abused during gestation without getting into the whole abortion/reproductive rights mess. Sigh. Even if, by some miracle, the baby is not born with full-blown FAS, he or she is undoubtedly going to face lifetime challenges from FAE. Not to mention the challenges that come along with having a walking, talking turd for a mother.
Here’s hoping that once she gives birth to this baby, her uterus is yanked out with a pair of pliers. Dirty skank.
2:08 pm on June 30th, 2009
Good job on the article RA! Hopefully they will get her some help and if she doesn’t take it then I hope they at least take her kids away.
3:17 pm on June 30th, 2009
Worthless, drunk bitch.
11:57 pm on June 30th, 2009
I’m all for the rights of the individual to determine what happens to her own body, but I cannot STAND shit like this. We had this chick at work who smoked a pack a day during her entire pregnancy, and none of us could say a word to her about it without getting fired. If you really have any love for that child, how could you do that? This horrible waste of humanity makes smoking chick look like a juice-guzzling health fanatic.
I’ll never understand the priorities of people like this. Why couldn’t this sick fuck use birth control or get an abortion? Permanently damaging a fetus to feed your own sick needs is perfectly fine, but terminating the pregnancy or using a damn condom is totally out of the question?
They should offer this woman money to get sterilized. I will pay to scar your fallopian tubes to prevent you from creating more victims. Seriously.
12:41 am on July 1st, 2009
She needs her uterus removed promptly after she delivers that baby. I pitch in some cash for the doc that does it with a rusty chainsaw.
1:12 am on July 2nd, 2009
So many infertile couples in the world, and people like that have babies like most people have bowel movements.. and have about as much regard for those babies as the aformentioned B.M..
Sigh.. It hurts to think of all the kids out there who are just unloved.. I spend so much time asking “why?”..
They’re so vulnerable.. so fragile.. and so unconditionally loving.. If anything it’s TOO easy to love a kid.. How can these people be so immune..
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