Wendell Arnold Gave His Wife A Lift
June 29, 2009 by FlamingFox
Lake Ozark, MO- Spousal abuse is never funny. When I hear stories like this one, the first thing that comes to mind is how much I’d like to rip the perp a new one. Then I have to sit back and calmly sip the coffee SoJaded pours while I watch thinkgoat poke her finger in each doughnut to find the freshest one, and try to come up with an interesting twist to the article. It gets difficult sometimes, especially with a dictator like Morbid, who refuses to unlock our staff room door until everyone in his harem has produced something of quality that will entice your senses and get you to leave a comment or two. The power he has over us is strange, and may need to be investigated, but I will say that if you saw us foxy bitches in real life, you would consider him to be one helluva lucky bastard. So, here is the story. Let’s hope he lets me out of this crazy room before Unamused and RottenApple get bored and start photocopying their nether regions on the copier again.
Wendell Arnold
On Wednesday afternoon, 49-year old Wendell Arnold, who reminds me of a cross between Senator Kelly from X-MenX-Men reviews
and Silas from the Davinci Code, was arguing with his 50-year old wife as he drove near Osage Beach. At some time during the argument, Arnold assaulted his wife, so she got out of the SUV and decided it was safer to walk. Disliking his wife’s decision, Arnold drove behind his wife and intentionally gave her ass a lift (airborne style). He struck her from behind with his vehicle which hurled her into the air. To rub salt into her wound, Arnold then ran over his wife’s arm while she was lying on the ground.
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called 911 and told Arnold not to touch the woman, but he scooped his wife up, put her into the SUV and drove off. His vehicle was located a short time later in a nearby parking lot by police. Arnold’s wife was lying on the ground nearby with some serious injuries and was taken to a hospital for treatment where she was listed in serious, but stable condition. Arnold, being the pussy that he is, did the boot-scoot boogie and fled the scene. He was located near a local mall and charged with first-degree assault. Suh-prise…Suh-prise! Court records show Arnold has pleaded guilty in the past to domestic assault, as well as driving without a license and aggravated driving while intoxicated. He has also had multiple protection orders filed against him in April and May, although the online records do not show who filed the requests.
4:53 am on June 29th, 2009
Damn, I’m cancelling my trip to the Ozarks this year, those people have gone nuts! This is story #2 that’s been featured on the Dreamin’ Demon in the last week stemming from that part of the woods. I’ll just sit here and anxiously await more of their clever antics.
And um, Flaming Fox…I only stuck my finger in one of those doughnuts. The others in that box with the holes in them…well, didn’t you see the American Pie DVD case on the table?
4:55 am on June 29th, 2009
He really does look like that! And he’s wearing one of those expressions that just makes my knuckles start itching like mad. If only I could give them a proper scratching on that assholes jaw.
6:59 am on June 29th, 2009
This freaking cracked me up! Now I have coffee on my screen that I spewed out of my nose.
9:02 am on June 29th, 2009
I’ve never seen those movies, but he looks like a reanimated corpse to me. And that sullen expression on his face makes me want to kick his teeth in.
9:13 am on June 29th, 2009
OK, in my defense, those photocopies go for ALOT of money on Ebay. Well, UC’s do, but she let’s me keep half since I do all the marketing.
12:14 pm on June 29th, 2009
I say run HIS ass over!
12:15 pm on June 29th, 2009
Thanks for FPing this article Flamingfox. The nearby parking lot they found his SUV in was actually in front of a bar which he decided to go to. All that wife beating must’ve made him thirsty. The sad thing is the protection orders were probably filed by the wife. Hopefully she’ll get a clue and leave his ass for good this time, as I doubt he’ll get much jail time. It is redneck country you know.
2:10 pm on June 29th, 2009
I could see that! I’m also seein’ this:
3:09 pm on June 29th, 2009
Yeah! He reminded me of a zombie, too. It’s like, I know I have seen him somewhere before, but can’t put my finger on it. Morbid usually hits the nail on the head with his pics, so I was hoping he’d post one so his mug would stop haunting me.
6:35 pm on June 29th, 2009
Johnny Rotten, right down to the surly expression.
12:48 am on June 30th, 2009
I’m trying to sort out what is worse. Meeting this guy in a dark alley, or senator Larry Craig in an airport bathroom(toe tapping)
3:29 am on June 30th, 2009
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