Matthew Wylie Likes To Pierce Tongues
June 29, 2009 by FlamingFox
Martell, NE- How do you quiet a crying baby? Well, you could feed them, or rock them, or you could give them a homemade tongue piercing. I know the first two choices usually work, but the last one? Heh. You only do something like that if you want to spend some time in a concrete suite with iron landscaping and possibly, just possibly, you hope to be one of the unfortunate few to have their ugly mug grace the front page of the illustrious Dreamin’ Demon. Seriously. It seems like people are killing for a chance to be up here.
Matthew Wylie
I’m sure 22-year old Matthew Wylie is going to shit bricks when he learns he is one of the chosen few for today’s stories. I know what all of you are thinking. How did Wylie get so lucky? Why is he so damn special? Allow me to start by saying right away that it’s not because I accepted any bribes of any sort. Wylie got here the same way all our previous, ahem, winners were chosen. You see, this last Thursday afternoon, Wylie was caring for his girlfriend’s 3-month old baby boy while she was gone. When his girlfriend returned, she discovered that the baby’s mouth was bleeding, so she and Wylie took the baby to Saint Elizabeth Regional Medical Center for treatment. Hospital authorities realized the infant’s tongue had a 1.8 centimeter cut in it, which is one helluva gash for such a little tongue, and they contacted police. When questioned, Wylie admitted to the investigators that he had pushed his finger down on the infant’s tongue to quiet him, but pushed too hard, and the baby started bleeding. Investigators question his story, but believe Wylie’s actions merit felony child abuse charges. He was arrested and taken to jail.
Wylie’s girlfriend, Tracy Daniel, said Wylie had stepped in as a father for her son. Wylie attended the doctor visits and changed his diapers. Daniel said her son was pretty much back to normal by SaturdaySaturday reviews
afternoon. She also said she is considering ending her relationship with Wylie, but thinks the accusations against him are excessive. “It’s kind of shocking that it would have even happened, “ she said. “He’s never been violent before. He’s shown, you know, that he’s sorry.”Sorry he hurt the baby or sorry he got caught? I don’t know about you folks, but I would kick that penis to the curb faster than a cat can lick its ass if he hurt my baby. I really wish these moms would start protecting what came out of their cooter instead of what they choose to put in it. Oh! And welcome to the front page, Wylie. I’m pretty sure we’ll be hearing more about your sorry ass again sometime in the near future.
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4:36 am on June 29th, 2009
Considering leaving the relationship but…
Yep, pleasure before parenting. It’s so vogue.
4:52 am on June 29th, 2009
Where in the world do these losers get these ideas? Pushing on the baby’s tongue? I dub this guy the Guru of Moron Heights. Ugh.
5:13 am on June 29th, 2009
Glad you put Matthew Wylie on the FP, FlamingFox. He sure needed it, almost as bad as Tard girlfriend “Tracy Daniel”. Maybe if she can keep his wanger-doodle out of her snapper hole. Little Zackary might have a chance at a life with all his body parts working correctly.
6:54 am on June 29th, 2009
Unbelievable how someone could be weighing the pros and cons of staying with this guy.
9:00 am on June 29th, 2009
What a wonderful couple. They should have that baby taken from them and both be forcibly sterilized with a rusty butter knife. Fucking idiots, the both of them.
9:14 am on June 29th, 2009
I hope the mom gets a clue before her baby ends up dead.
9:33 am on June 29th, 2009
“Well he caused my baby unbelievable pain, suffering and probably made it so he has years of speech therapy and just plain therapy in the future, and quite possible has nerve and taste damage”. However, he did say he was sorry.” Shut. Up. Stupid. Bitch. And. Leave. Him. Did I say it slow and easy enough for you? That is how i imagined her and i having a conversation.
10:23 am on June 29th, 2009
What brain damage would cause you to believe that grabbing the baby’s tongue would make it be quiet? and then, when that doesn’t work would cause you to actually pierce the kid’s tongue with your nail?
Ok dipshit… If you could not speak, and you were upset and crying because, that’s all you can really do… would grabbing your tongue make you stop bitching? I’m guessing no…
If I were his prison guard, all complaints would be met with a pair of pliers to the tongue, maybe that would help him understand the folly of his actions… and if not I’d enjoy it anyway
10:54 am on June 29th, 2009
THIS CUMBUCKET states on her page that she misses him……. her son aint important for her to leave that piece of dick…..WOMAN, BIRDS…… there is something called abuse and that is what you son endure under this motherfuckers care……NOW YOU NEGLECTING YOUR CHILD AGAIN hope the dick is worth it
11:29 am on June 29th, 2009
Wow, what will it take for this bitch to leave her penis? a dead baby? and this is why we will see these losers here on DD again….lack of priorities and those that exist begin with a P, and I don’t mean parenting.
That pieceofshit would have hit the street face first with his tongue permanently split with my foot in his ass…..you know, he’d be sorry, real sorry.
Heal completely sweet one….be safe little one.
7:29 pm on June 29th, 2009
Okay I have a huge issue with the mom “considering” ending the relationship. Had it been my child, I would be considering an ass beating, or ending his life! Decisions, decisions.
9:50 pm on June 29th, 2009
Nothing about this makes sense. Pushing your finger down on the baby’s tongue doesn’t seem like it would cause cuts, unless this guy has some serious nails.
It seems like the amount of pressure it would take to break the skin of the tongue with a fingernail would have caused some sort of trauma to the kid’s neck. I just don’t understand why anyone in this mess is buying this story.
I have a horrible feeling we’ll be hearing from this family again.
12:44 am on June 30th, 2009
Right we are not getting the whole story here.
a tounge is a muscle and can be cut but man hard to believe it would happen by a fingernail. The toung heals fast so there will be no lasting worries physically. Unless, these people see this baby again.
2:57 am on June 30th, 2009
The tongue of a baby is very thin, as is every muscle. The tongue especially since it truthfully has not been used very much. Take a grown mans thumb and compare it to an infants tongue and you can see that in many cases the thumb will be larger than the tongue. Also, a persons nail can be very sharp, especially ones that have been recently cut or are even a little long past the thumb itself. Also push your thumb against something hard, as would have been the case if he squeezing the tongue between his thumb and forefinger. the end of the thumb will compress until the “meat” part is against the “thumb bone”. Which, unless a persons nail is quite short, is enough to cause the nail to stick out, thereby causing a “cutting” edge to start pressing into the tongue muscle. Similar to taking a sharpened knife and laying it blade edge down on a block of cheese and just slightly pressing down on the other side. Not a pretty picture I know but I want people to understand that there is not some hidden story other than why this sick fuck thought that it was going to make the child quiet. As for damage, there is a major vein in the tongue, also many nerves run along and through the mouth area, also the tongue is still developing taste buds and the like, and this fuck probably screwed all that up, I mainly hope the child doesn’t have any speech issues because of this idiotic bastard.
7:27 pm on June 30th, 2009
You can all fuck off and get a life. Im his uncle and you guys dont kno shit, taz it aint even his kid but he sure of hell takes care of zackary as if he was, captainhowdy they are a wonderful couple one of the best ive seen he makes her happy, darkjuggalo fuck you he didnt do it on purpose matthew has alllwwayss been there doctor visits to the zoo spent fathers day together and went to the hospital even after this happened most ppl wouldnt theyd run but he didnt because he loves and cares about him so much, damagedgoods he didnt grab his tongue he had his finger in his mouth and pushed a lil hard, redds she aint a fuckin “cumbucket” nd her son is the most important thing in her life matts the best and the only real father hes ever known, silvahalo matt aint a pieceofshit and i seriousely doubt youd ever get the chance to have ur foot up his ass especially if you were to mess with zack or tracy he wouldnt ever let anything or anyone harm them, ecvmanzo ass beating or killin him for an accident wtf ive heard of someone shooting a guy twice and finishing him off with a brick and he got 4 yrs in lockup for it, elizibef at 3 months old the tongue is a very soft not a lot of pressure would be needed, malq your damn right nobaodys getting the whole story only the shit that makes him look like a bad guy his tongue is doin great he talks/coo’s laughs smiles sucks on his tongue and fingers like he did before if not better and more often, back to this dumb fuck darkjuggalo yes ur right it is very thin but hes not a sick fuck as i said before everything is back to normal. Doctor said everything would nd ya im defending them because i kno who they are. and who the hell are any of you to ridicule and take someones name and rub it in the dirt with out knowing who the fuck they are!!!!!
matt loves zackary with all his heart and wouldnt let anything ever happen to him hes always been there for both of them he considers zack “his son” and “daddy” to him. and whoever the hell wrote this article “Matthew Wylie Likes To Pierce Tongues” he didnt pierce to pierce is to go through he simply made a slight cut on accident. So if you guys want to ridicule somebody do it this dumb motherfucker that dont kno wat hes talkin about!!!!!
7:56 pm on June 30th, 2009
You know ‘family’, there’s nothing wrong with defending your family member. In fact, I think it’s an honorable thing to do. But guys like you repeat the illogical explanations that you got from the people who did the deed, swear up and down that it’s true, and curse us all for not coming to the same ridiculous conclusions that you did. And of course, if we only knew Matt the way you do we’d know he couldn’t do such a thing. I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that. Well, I don’t know Matt, but I’m pretty sure he’s the kind of person who could do something like this, because he got arrested and charged with a damn felony.
“…he talks/coo’s laughs smiles sucks on his tongue and fingers like he did before if not better and more often.” A baby who’s just had a hole cut in his tongue now has a new and improved tongue because of it? Do you have any idea how much of an idiot you sound like when you make a statement like that?
FlamingFox had every right to put this story together – that’s what happens when assholes like Matt fuck up the way he did. I’ve raised two kids and I never put my hands on them, never mind try to make them be quiet by grabbing their tongue and squeezing it between my fingers. So no I don’t think I’ll ridicule FlamingFox, I think I’d much rather ridicule you.
8:05 pm on June 30th, 2009
Dear Uncle Fuckaduck,
First, paragraph breaks and spaces are your friend. Second, please research before committing yourself to something to see if it is indeed something that will make a difference or will just fan the flames of anger and direct them towards you. Albeit with justification now. Thirdly, keep reading.
I am happy with the one I have. As for not knowing shit, I am not going to retype it out as the people I truly care about on this site have seen my previous work.
So, he would pierce his biological offspring tongues as well? Sterilize him now please.
Yes, every woman dreams of when they one day find the man who truly makes her happy by mutilating her child.
Really? That is the best you could do for me, Unc? Anyway, but he DID do it and not single fucking person on this huge planet can come up with any fucking reason WHY? Except that he is a sadistic bastard.
So he did decide to force his finger down on a six month old baby’s jaw until his finger pierced the tongue. He is even more sadistic than I even imagined.
Yes she is on the first part and that isn’t saying much on the second.
Yes he is and just because you are pretending to be his “uncle” doesn’t make you any more of an armchair ultimate fighter.
Is this guy for hire and can I have a picture of your “nephew”?
And yet your “newphew” still felt the need to press his finger on this child’s inner part of their mouth.
So it is in your opinion that every child should have their “father” put a horrible gash in their child’s tongue?
Awwww Uncle Donkeyraper remembered my name……
Except putting a whole in his tongue with his finger.
So we have your permission to ridicule you then? Awesome.
Well Uncle Elephantdung it was great to hear from you again. I am hoping that you and your sadistic, moronic, baby mutilating nephew are doing horribly and that I can go another 30 years without ever hearing from you again.
Sincerely,
That Dumb Fuck Dark Juggalo
P.S.
WHO THE FUCK GRABS A SIX MONTH OLD BABY’S TONGUE FOR ANY REASON?
8:14 pm on June 30th, 2009
your damn right you dont kno him he got charged for an accident never said his tongue was improved i said hes back to himself and ur right they did have every right to post this but they should have gathered there facts together before just putting shit on here. well yay for you pin a fucking red rose on ur nose asshole nd like i said he had his finger in his mouth never laid a hand on him dumbshit he also didnt “grab his tongue and squeeze” and ridicule me if you will plz i enjoy haters like you:):):):)
8:23 pm on June 30th, 2009
Enough said? Nooooo? You want more? Ok then Unc.
That 2nd statement does, in fact, imply you saying that the child was, and I paraphrase here, “just like before, if not better”. So, now we add hypocrite to the list of things YOU are.
Also, to take quick little side trip here. Why would being right at something make someone want to put a red nose on yourself? Is that some weird thing your family does, because I’ll tell ya, what you do in the privacy of your bedroom is your business man.
Now see, that is the kicker for me. WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE HIS DIRTY MUTILATING FINGERS IN THE KID’S FUCKING MOUTH?
We aim to please.
8:31 pm on June 30th, 2009
by the way dumb shit im zacks uncle not matts hes also 3 months not 6 reason why his finger was in his mouth was to quiet him down but not to hurt him nd why dont you deal with him ur self you got to send someone after him fuckin pussy he never put a whole in his tongue as i said before a slight cut see ur just as stupid as every body else not paying attention just looking for someone to ridicule nd also ridicule me fuck if i care
p.s. dumb fuck darkjuggalo he didnt grab his tongue
8:45 pm on June 30th, 2009
You are defending the guy who mutilated your nephew…wow. I’m sorry I must have missed that chapter in the parenting book that says “To quiet an infant down, place your fingernail on their tongue AND SCRAPE THAT BITCH OPEN! Your child will sleep soundly from that point on. An added benefit is that the hole created by your filthy fingernail will in fact improve the cooing and sucking of the child.” What chapter was that again?
P.S.
Uncle Fuckaduck, Grabbing, scratching, drawing a fucking picture on it. Heis finger had no business being in the childs mouth pushing down in the childs jaw.
8:48 pm on June 30th, 2009
People, you do know that family could be right. It’s not like this guy dropped kicked the baby across the room. There were no signs other signs of abuse. This could have very well just been a guy in-experienced with kids, accidentally hurting the baby with no real intent to harm.
I’m not saying what he did was right, smart or logical. I’m just saying that in the grand scheme of things that go on around here. Kids getting their eyeballs eaten, kids getting spiked on to hardwood floors, etc. I’ve heard of worse injuries from kids getting their asses spanked.
Either way, this just seems like such an odd member to be doing line-buy-line retorts to. It’s just someone taking up for a family member who may have cut an infant with their fingernail. You all are acting like “family” is coming in here defending someone who admitted to anally raping the kid.
8:55 pm on June 30th, 2009
he did not mutilate zack he did not scrape that bitch open also did i say that was a chapter in a parenting book that said that no i did not see there you go assuming shit like an ignorant little child
p.s.dumb fuck darkjuggalo he didnt push on his jaw
9:07 pm on June 30th, 2009
And people, it is a common trick to put your finger in a baby’s mouth to stop it from crying. I was told this before when my wife was pregant. It is not the chosen method as your hands are dirtier than fuck, but it is taught.
http://husbandsanddads.com/tips-for-dads-how-to-soothe-a-crying-baby/
http://life.familyeducation.com/colic/crying/50455.html?page=2
http://www.drphil.com/articles/article/274
http://www.babycenter.com.sg/baby/dads/10waystosoothebaby/
So now that you have read that multiple sourcesd mention putting your finger in a crying baby’s mouth to soothe them, can you not see how this may have happened? Come on, you guys are being a bit too hostile on this one.
9:13 pm on June 30th, 2009
Thanx there morbid finally somebody whos not so fucking stupid and immature and quick to attack anybody who defends ppl like matt
9:30 pm on June 30th, 2009
family, what were their reasons for charging him? I don’t get why they would waste their time trying to prosecute something that can be so easily dismissed as an accident. What are we not hearing?
9:34 pm on June 30th, 2009
felony child abuse charges which isnt right for him hes alllwayys been a good father to him and still is but this was an accident not meant to happen
9:36 pm on June 30th, 2009
Hey Family. Here are some resources you may want to check out.
They may help you in avoiding looking…well… stupid. Operative being may
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spell_checker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newline
R
9:38 pm on June 30th, 2009
RA, I am curious if it was more procedural. Or maybe the way he admitted to the act. Maybe his statement implied intent. I dunno. Just seems like such a dumb thing to charge someone with a felony abuse charge.
Especially when dads are taught to put there fingers in the baby’s mouth. I could easily see a frustrated father, a new father no less, accidentally scratching the inside of a baby’s mouth. I mean, it’s not like he got pissed off and shook the kid like a marraca or anything.
9:39 pm on June 30th, 2009
We got enough Grammar Nazi’s on the site. Besides, I see people using perfect grammar on this site look just as retarded as some who do not.
9:46 pm on June 30th, 2009
fuck off harley tech and ya i kno matt hasnt been able to sleep he says he misses zack and feels rlly bad about it all nd is worried about zack and he just loves him soooo much if you mension matts name to zach or say daddy zackary smiles and coo’s he makes him happy
10:02 pm on June 30th, 2009
Lame, scores a 3 on the old comeback meter.
R
10:04 pm on June 30th, 2009
HEY! I resemble that remark.
R
10:05 pm on June 30th, 2009
wat you think your big and bad cuz ur a lil biker that rides a harley go fuck your self and get off here if ur not even talkin about something that ppl give a twoo cents about fuckin fagget
10:56 pm on June 30th, 2009
Yawn
R
11:04 pm on June 30th, 2009
who the hell are any of you to ridicule and take someones name and rub it in the dirt with out knowing who the fuck they are!!!!!
Im that mother that never had my name in DrEaMiN DeMoN …….. if you dont want bad feedback keep yo name the fuck out the news…… with that said if the baby alright…… bless, and if she wants to stay with him as I stated before hope the dick is worth it….
She the one that that got to live with herself
11:09 pm on June 30th, 2009
who gives a shit who the hell you are get a life he didnt do it on purpose
11:15 pm on June 30th, 2009
Family? How did you do that?
R
11:16 pm on June 30th, 2009
do wat dipshit???
11:20 pm on June 30th, 2009
Grow that dick between your ears.
R
11:22 pm on June 30th, 2009
rlly??? how fuckin immature can you be???
11:28 pm on June 30th, 2009
I shut up as was basically told to by Morbid as i saw their point. Even almost came in and apologized. Now however, you are losing any credibility or sympathy that I or many may have had for you. Your attitude is uncalled for. This is their site. Their is a disclaimer on it. It states that this site is for opinions and discussions on news stories such as this. Which means that whatever anyone wants to say, they can, you included. If you do not like this then by all means do not participate. I accept that perhaps it may have been an accident. Would you like to know why those words are coming from my fingertips? It is because Morbid came, explained in a polite and respectful tone. Before that was done, what we had was a news story stating that the child had an injury to his tongue and that the man was charged with a FELONY! That is serious and when you think felony you think the worse. Then we had you come in and in very poor grammar and attitude told us we were all wrong. Now that is your right to do so as is our right to use any and all tone and words we wish. If you are trying to win anyone over and get an apology anymore, forget about it. I also suggest you take Harley up on the offer to check out those sites and learn to present yourself in a more intelligent fashion. To Morbid, I really was going to come on and apologize. I am man enough to admit when I may have been wrong.
11:42 pm on June 30th, 2009
Give me a mutherfucking break here, I’ve put my finger in my children’s mouths before and NEVER cut them and I have long nails…
Maybe he didn’t mean to hurt him, BUT HE DID!! Are we fucking forgetting that? I can’t see defending this shit, baby was crying so he was trying to calm him down by putting his finger in this mouth…O.k fine, but pushing it down? That doesn’t calm them, letting them gently suck on the finger is the fucking purpose, not making them gag on it…
Wow…I’m just a little surprised ppl are defending this, it was cut enough to warrant a trip to the hospital then he did it in anger not by accident…
Go ahead and run your redneck mouth to me now family, I’m waiting and prolly won’t respond to your retard rants, just so ya know.
Anyways, would someone like to correct my grammar?
11:43 pm on June 30th, 2009
Lets just say for the sake of argument that Ol’ Matt here was actually trying to follow the advice of any one of the links Morbid posted. Did he fail simply because he was/is so stupid he thought pressing harder would work better?
If his brother is the example of his mental capacity, then this is probably true.
Matt’s intentions may well have been innocent, and if they were, that just leaves one thing. He is to stupid for child care. Given that stupid is forever, and can’t be fixed, locking him up seems to be the right course of action in this case.
I would probably agree with Morbid on this one, if it were not for Matt’s moronic brother showing up to make a complete and total ass of himself. I mean really, when the tards show up like this it is just to damn entertaining to pass on slapping them around a bit. They make is so damn easy.
This is the very reason the Demon makes me happy in my pants. The Tard defenders.
Hey Family, I’m running a little short on hate mail this month. How about you send me some internet tough guy hate mail telling me how you’re going to whip my ass and have the site shut down. Remember, you get extra credit for originality. Don’t forget the part about the lawsuit. Have a nice night window licker.
R
11:44 pm on June 30th, 2009
ok cool dude but i came in and had read wat everybody had said and nobody really knew anything which rlly pissed me off as it would anybody and ya felony sounds bad i know but thats the thing he didnt mean to and they slapped on felony charges against him which aint right ya i kno my grammer sucks and ya i came in pretty hard on all you and said you were all wrong which you guys were on parts ill admit i can be an asshole and to everybody im srry for that but you got to see it from where i stand and being part of this and seeing a good guys name drag through the dirt for no reason so sorry one and all
11:48 pm on June 30th, 2009
That made me smile. I love it when defenders fail 2nd grade english on this site (and it happens all too often). My heart sweels wih joy… *sigh*
11:53 pm on June 30th, 2009
Yes well being in highschool (yes thats right) sorry for the grammer guys.
11:53 pm on June 30th, 2009
A 3month old – a breastfeeding one anyway (the sort you’d most likely be trying to pacify with your finger,) has a wicked hard suck too. Your finger nail is sharp and at the wrong angle, and it could be the baby applying the lion’s share of pressure there. It reminds me that my husband was always better with finger pacifying since his nails were always trim and mine often went long, and I didn’t want to risk cutting the baby’s mouth, lol.
11:55 pm on June 30th, 2009
Is it Zack or Zach?? I would think as an Uncle you would know how to spell the baby’s name. BTW – I am a mother. Even though my son is 8 – I don’t remember him getting happy and smiling at the mention of his father. I guess he did when he saw his face, but not from mentioning his name. I’m calling bullshit on that one.
11:57 pm on June 30th, 2009
Damn! You are the second teenager I’ve come down on today. I’m starting to feel like a meanie.
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