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	<title>Comments on: Funeral Day for Barbara Johnson&#8217;s Daddy, &#8220;It was going to be me or him&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Man Shoots 8-Year-Old Daughter Of Estranged Wife's Boyfriend - The Dreamin' Demon</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/06/26/funeral-day-for-barbara-johnsons-daddy-it-was-going-to-be-me-or-him/#comment-108128</link>
		<dc:creator>Man Shoots 8-Year-Old Daughter Of Estranged Wife's Boyfriend - The Dreamin' Demon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Harley_Tech</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/06/26/funeral-day-for-barbara-johnsons-daddy-it-was-going-to-be-me-or-him/#comment-107171</link>
		<dc:creator>Harley_Tech</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey you, yeah you Goat person. Nice write up. You funny.

R</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey you, yeah you Goat person. Nice write up. You funny.</p>
<p>R</p>
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		<title>By: Uvgottabkiddin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uvgottabkiddin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;GREAT write up…I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile…hee hee!!

&lt;/blockquote&gt; i agree  lmaoooo  owl shit!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>GREAT write up…I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile…hee hee!!</p>
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<p> i agree  lmaoooo  owl shit!</p>
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		<title>By: prettyuglyish</title>
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		<dc:creator>prettyuglyish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One more prop to Thinkgoat because &quot;he&quot; is the awesomeness:  I fuggin&#039; lol&#039;d that you linked the word &quot;fuck&quot; to Wikipedia.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One more prop to Thinkgoat because &#8220;he&#8221; is the awesomeness:  I fuggin&#8217; lol&#8217;d that you linked the word &#8220;fuck&#8221; to Wikipedia.</p>
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		<title>By: April</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/06/26/funeral-day-for-barbara-johnsons-daddy-it-was-going-to-be-me-or-him/#comment-106576</link>
		<dc:creator>April</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know that there is nothin&#039; funny &#039;bout dead rednecks - but this write up is fucking funny as Hell.  Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know that there is nothin&#8217; funny &#8217;bout dead rednecks &#8211; but this write up is fucking funny as Hell.  Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Castille</title>
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		<dc:creator>Castille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The probable cause statement?  I honestly don&#039;t get why we&#039;re ridiculing the officer.  Someone will have to school me.  There&#039;s nothing there that makes him appear to be anyone&#039;s fool.  It&#039;s concisely and clearly written, with no grammar or spelling mess that&#039;s jumping off the page at me.  Because he put her in the front seat?  At that point in time she was apparently calm, rational, and with that &#039;him or me&#039; bit implied it was a case of self defense.  She&#039;s no longer armed, and perhaps he even knows her if it&#039;s a small community.  We&#039;re upset he wasn&#039;t a bigger asshole under the circumstances?  Jeez, offered the relative anonymity of the internets, I&#039;m down for ridiculing just about anything or anyone.  But you&#039;ll have to help me out here.  

Also, my experience with rural Missouri had more to do with being horrified that everyone waved at everyone else, even as they passed in their cars on rural roads, than any sort of Deliverance vibe.  It unpleasantly shocked my northeastern standoffish sensibilites.  However, there did seem to be ample home based business opportunities in meth amphetemine production.  Pretty sure I read a great state produced brochure on it while there ;)

I guess I&#039;m just a tough crowd tonight.  I enjoyed the write-up, nonetheless.  Thanks )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The probable cause statement?  I honestly don&#8217;t get why we&#8217;re ridiculing the officer.  Someone will have to school me.  There&#8217;s nothing there that makes him appear to be anyone&#8217;s fool.  It&#8217;s concisely and clearly written, with no grammar or spelling mess that&#8217;s jumping off the page at me.  Because he put her in the front seat?  At that point in time she was apparently calm, rational, and with that &#8216;him or me&#8217; bit implied it was a case of self defense.  She&#8217;s no longer armed, and perhaps he even knows her if it&#8217;s a small community.  We&#8217;re upset he wasn&#8217;t a bigger asshole under the circumstances?  Jeez, offered the relative anonymity of the internets, I&#8217;m down for ridiculing just about anything or anyone.  But you&#8217;ll have to help me out here.  </p>
<p>Also, my experience with rural Missouri had more to do with being horrified that everyone waved at everyone else, even as they passed in their cars on rural roads, than any sort of Deliverance vibe.  It unpleasantly shocked my northeastern standoffish sensibilites.  However, there did seem to be ample home based business opportunities in meth amphetemine production.  Pretty sure I read a great state produced brochure on it while there <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I guess I&#8217;m just a tough crowd tonight.  I enjoyed the write-up, nonetheless.  Thanks )</p>
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		<title>By: Jo_momma_82</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jo_momma_82</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funniest write-up EVER !!!</description>
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		<title>By: angi33</title>
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		<dc:creator>angi33</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG!!! That probable cause statment makes Barney Fife look loke friggin Perry Mason! True rednecks! Just shows what inbreeding will do for ya!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!! That probable cause statment makes Barney Fife look loke friggin Perry Mason! True rednecks! Just shows what inbreeding will do for ya!</p>
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		<title>By: Lavonna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lavonna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Wait–so she didn’t get to go to her Daddy’s funeral after all, because she was arrested? Now, that is poor planning. They should have gotten the deputy after Daddy’s funeral. If she’d gone to high school, she would have known that&lt;/blockquote&gt;
that is funnnnnnnnny

Thinkgoat,
You are just like So Jaded and Flaming Fox with your wit.. I love reading what you post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Wait–so she didn’t get to go to her Daddy’s funeral after all, because she was arrested? Now, that is poor planning. They should have gotten the deputy after Daddy’s funeral. If she’d gone to high school, she would have known that</p></blockquote>
<p>that is funnnnnnnnny</p>
<p>Thinkgoat,<br />
You are just like So Jaded and Flaming Fox with your wit.. I love reading what you post.</p>
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		<title>By: thinkgoat</title>
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		<dc:creator>thinkgoat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;“cocked the pistol and pointed or pointed and cocked the pistol”&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I&#039;m so glad you read that &quot;probable cause statement&quot;! I was rolling! There was just too much that struck my funny bone when I found this gem.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>“cocked the pistol and pointed or pointed and cocked the pistol”</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m so glad you read that &#8220;probable cause statement&#8221;! I was rolling! There was just too much that struck my funny bone when I found this gem.</p>
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		<title>By: CassieMomma</title>
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		<dc:creator>CassieMomma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok even if he hated why would he tell her not to go....one last way to disrespect him I guess.  What a fucked up bunch!  And yes I agree great and hilarious write up :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok even if he hated why would he tell her not to go&#8230;.one last way to disrespect him I guess.  What a fucked up bunch!  And yes I agree great and hilarious write up <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: LeeMouse</title>
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		<dc:creator>LeeMouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait--so she didn&#039;t get to go to her Daddy&#039;s funeral after all, because she was arrested?  Now, that is poor planning.  They should have gotten the deputy &lt;i&gt;after&lt;/i&gt; Daddy&#039;s funeral.  If she&#039;d gone to high school, she would have known that.

Now the only real question is: Will she be allowed to attend Harvey&#039;s funeral?  Because I think he would have wanted her there, being that he&#039;d finally have her undivided attention and all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait&#8211;so she didn&#8217;t get to go to her Daddy&#8217;s funeral after all, because she was arrested?  Now, that is poor planning.  They should have gotten the deputy <i>after</i> Daddy&#8217;s funeral.  If she&#8217;d gone to high school, she would have known that.</p>
<p>Now the only real question is: Will she be allowed to attend Harvey&#8217;s funeral?  Because I think he would have wanted her there, being that he&#8217;d finally have her undivided attention and all.</p>
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		<title>By: captainhowdy</title>
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		<dc:creator>captainhowdy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL, great write-up!</description>
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		<title>By: cassidymarie83</title>
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		<dc:creator>cassidymarie83</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your write ups are hilarious!
&quot;cocked the pistol and pointed or pointed and cocked the pistol&quot;
*scratches her head&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your write ups are hilarious!<br />
&#8220;cocked the pistol and pointed or pointed and cocked the pistol&#8221;<br />
*scratches her head&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Lazlo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lazlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;There ain’t no sense in it no-how, he’s already fuckin’ dead. Know what I mean?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

LMFAO!! It wasn&#039;t the old man he didn&#039;t want her to see - it was her Ma!~ &quot;When are you gonna up an&#039; leave that no good piece of shit?!&quot; It caused a fight every time she came home from there - &quot;So just when ARE you gonna marry me?&quot;

Fun times!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>There ain’t no sense in it no-how, he’s already fuckin’ dead. Know what I mean?</p></blockquote>
<p>LMFAO!! It wasn&#8217;t the old man he didn&#8217;t want her to see &#8211; it was her Ma!~ &#8220;When are you gonna up an&#8217; leave that no good piece of shit?!&#8221; It caused a fight every time she came home from there &#8211; &#8220;So just when ARE you gonna marry me?&#8221;</p>
<p>Fun times!</p>
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