Samantha Canada Loves ‘Em Young
June 25, 2009 by Jaded
Bessemer, Alabama–Good gawd we have had some pervy, skeevy females up in here over the last couple of weeks! And here I am to add another to our ever-growing skank collection. Allow me to introduce you to Samantha Canada. She has a thing for a little boy. A 10-year-old boy, to be exact. For fucks sake, Amanda! Can’t you pick on someone your own size? Is there a shortage of grown men who will nail just about anything with a pulse? Really, fix up that rat’s nest on your head, splurge on a mani-pedi, trowel some makeup onto that face, and skank around the local dive bar or truck stop…you’re sure to get laid.
Samantha Canada
This vile coupling began when Samantha bummed the child a few cigarettes. Might as well fuck his health and lungs too, right? It quickly turned into something else. Eventually, Samantha and the child began swimming naked in her pool…that led to physical contact, which led to oral sex, which led to rape of a child, which led to the arrest of the skanky bitch.
Samantha admitted to having sex with the boy on two different occasions. The last time she raped the victim, a friend of her 10-year-old son happened to catch them together in the bedroom. She told the boys not to tell anyone about her nasty deeds, she would get arrested if anyone knew. She also tried to bribe her son with a new X-Box in return for his silence. KidsKids reviews
that young couldn’t keep a secret if their life depended on it…someone talked. And now, Samantha Canada, 38, is being charged with two counts of rape and two counts of sodomy. She is being held on $240,000 bond.
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9:17 am on June 25th, 2009
So, did she sodomize him or did he sodomize her? Either way her actions were (obviously) wrong and disturbing, the sodomy charge just stuck out at me…
9:38 am on June 25th, 2009
As far as I know, she sodomized him.
9:57 am on June 25th, 2009
I some states oral sex is considered sodomy.
10:00 am on June 25th, 2009
“Sodomy” in most jurisdictions is a blanket term for everything except penile – vaginal sex. From the article, it seems there was some amount of “going down”, though who went down on who isn’t clear. And I don’t want to risk a nasty mental image thinking about that.
10:06 am on June 25th, 2009
The skank probably just didn’t want any diseases from the kind of men she’d attract.
10:53 am on June 25th, 2009
I know a few guys who would probably lay her as is…..She’s got some issues. I hope this kid and her son can get past this somehow!
11:21 am on June 25th, 2009
OMG! What kind of diseases might she have provided that poor kid?
OK – I know kids today are sexualized much earlier, but the 10 year old boys I know are still playing with transformers and think girls are gross. I have never thought about it, but I would doubt any of them could get a woody on demand, if it ever even crossed their minds.
Do these people live in an alternate universe? It’s mind-boggling.
11:21 am on June 25th, 2009
Her issues are she’s a pedophile. Lock her skanky ass up
11:28 am on June 25th, 2009
I agree with that, I’m was just saying that she could of gotten laid by some joe blow, but she choose a child, therefore the issues; meaning pedophile.
2:00 pm on June 25th, 2009
She is a disgusting, vile bitch. 10 years old, come on old hag you really couldn’t find someone your age…yuck
3:08 pm on June 25th, 2009
Ummmmm. This may come out wrong (God I hope not) – My son is 8 and I have seen him naked as recent as just this morning when he dropped trow to put on swim trunks. He is haardly equiped to pleasure a woman (not that I want to think about him hat way). Let me get to my point before this gets any worse than it is already – Besides it just being NOT OKAY for a grown woman to have sex with a 10 year old child, What the fuck sort of pleasure did she get from it??? Never mind. I don’t want to know. I would fucking kill the bitch. That’s all I know. I would wrap that tangled mess of hair around my hand and pound her skanky fucking ugly ass face until she bled to death or passed out from the pain (which ever came first).
3:16 pm on June 25th, 2009
April, Thanks for the image of you kicking her ass, made me feel better about this nasty story.
4:08 pm on June 25th, 2009
Good! I have been fatasizing about it since I posted my comments. I can almost feel the teeth embedded in my knuckles.
6:18 pm on June 25th, 2009
stupid bitch…….. changing subject a little DID YA KNOW Micheal Jackson died
6:33 pm on June 25th, 2009
It’s being reported that he took 2 dozen sleeping pills and went into cardiac arrest. It’s so shocking. I grew up listening to his music. It’s a sad day for Hollywood. First Ed McMahon, then this morning Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson…RIP all
9:13 pm on June 25th, 2009
gah… my nephew is 10… yuck… oh so fucking yuck…
5:23 am on June 26th, 2009
10!! Are you serious? OMG, what is wrong with the world today. My nephew is also 10 years old. This is just wrong on so many levels. She makes me ill.
7:58 am on June 26th, 2009
Why does she look so smug, you would think she had the time of her life!
3:38 pm on June 26th, 2009
*shudder* God bless his little heart to have to grow up knowing that a fat ugly ass 38 year old woman is who took his cherry.
7:33 pm on June 26th, 2009
the ones her age wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole. but damn 10 years old is a fucked up she should be working in a truck stop parking lot because she sure looks like a lot-lizard.no offense to our’ Lizard.
1:15 pm on June 30th, 2009
Why don’t you creeps post what I wrote!
1:19 pm on June 30th, 2009
I will have to repeat myself. You are all ignorant and do not know what you are talking about! Number one you have very nasty mouths and no brains. This was information the DA’s office leaked and they are going to be in big trouble and so are you. I hope to see you all in court-civil for your illegal publication of this false information She is not smug-hopefully those who abused her will have their children abused. Judge not least ye not be judged!
1:30 pm on June 30th, 2009
Since when did blogging about a published news article from The Birmingham News become illegal?
Am I missing something?
Why would I care if I was judged? I think you miss the point of that saying. It is along the lines of the “those without sin, cast the first stone” bleeding-heart bullshit. Basically, it means that you shouldn’t be calling out someone for crimes or deeds you yourself have committed. Don’t be a hypocrite, basically.
Since I have never fucked a 10-year-old boy, I think your God has given me a green-light. In fact, I prayed on it as I typed this and he told me to tell you to STFU and go do something more productive than showing your lack of intelligence in public. Hold on…yes?…lol…ok…haha, really?…alright. Your God wanted me to tell you that he is very disappointed in you right now and to give me money or you will burn in hell. Man, he is BRUTAL.
1:33 pm on June 30th, 2009
Fuck you and your attitude.. I can judge her because it will be a cold day in hell before I abuse or sodomize a child.. and you wishing the children of her abusers to be abused lets me know that you are a low life cock sucking bitch.
1:35 pm on June 30th, 2009
You guys are having a difficult time with the quote function, huh?
1:38 pm on June 30th, 2009
I thought I knew how to use it but I was having trouble a minute ago *sigh* maybe if I go smoke I will get better.
1:38 pm on June 30th, 2009
Please don’t.
No, we are not all ignorant. I have, as have many others, proven we do know what we are talking about. Not to mention, that this site is for giving our opinions and thoughts concerning current news articles of this type. So, in fact, we do know what we are talking about. Who else knows more about their own thoughts and opinions than the person to whom those thoughts and opinions belong to?
The DA leaked information? I believe you have leaked information and public record mixed up. Also, even if there was some super secret conspiracy Watergate type stuff that was leaked out by Deep Throat, why would I, or this site be in trouble for it?
See above.
Besides that fact that this whole statement is a contradiction unto itself, you support the abusing of children? You have just, in front of the God you so lovingly quoted in this statement and all others who frequent this site, public announced that you hope someones child be abused? You know what? JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, you donkey raping, elephant ball sucking, green vaginal secretion, pond scum bathing, cum dumpster, piece of shit asshole. You misquoted and misrepresented it anyway you stupid fucker. It comes from Matthew Verse 7. Line 1 and it doesn’t mean do not judge people. It means do not judge them unfairly you stupid cow fucking whore. I think, the use of that last fucking line in your rambling, useless post gives me all the leeway in the fucking world to judge you to be a worthless waste of humanity, now when does the fucking executioner come around?
1:39 pm on June 30th, 2009
How is hoping that the “abusers” children get abused themselves solve your friend’s sticky situation? I agree with Lavonna, you are nothing but a low life cock sucker. You should have really thought your poster name through, cuase you have nothing loving about your sick ass. I hope Samantha gets her ass beat in jail.
Morbid, yes I am having a rough time with the quoting feature.
1:41 pm on June 30th, 2009
I joined an awesome Facebook page today. It’s called, “I judge you when you use poor grammar.”
Finally, I’m home.
1:48 pm on June 30th, 2009
LOL Love it
Me too!
1:52 pm on June 30th, 2009
I try, I had more but I guess I can only edit once…I just wanted to keep going and going.
2:00 pm on June 30th, 2009
lovinghomecare2003
Do you live by Samatha’s motto too? I think her motto is “If their old enough to pee, their old enough for me”
She has to the nastiest sick ass bitch I have ever read about on this site and you come on here calling us ignorant! You’re ignorant just for taking up for her and wishing bad on children.
2:08 pm on June 30th, 2009
The sticking up for her doesn’t surprise me one bit. Considering that the majority of these assholes featured here have had some turds come out in their defense. But for this person to wish for abuse on innocent children, is beyond words. How can anyone wish pain on kids? What type of a person does it take?
We have had plenty turds roam these pages, but I feel this one is one of the worst for even writing such a thing. I for one, will judge, throw the first stone or what ever you want to call it, because I have NEVER touched a child in any sexual way. So lovinghomecare2003, eat shit and die bitch. And while you are at it, take your sea cow of a friend with you!
2:18 pm on June 30th, 2009
Morbid; This is the imbecile that posted in the disclaimer thread, correct? Of course, not realizing that they gave us a heads up about their idiocy over there!! I was wondering “who the hell” are they posting about…. Now meknows!!
So, lovinghomecare2003 + Samantha Canadas pedophilia article = “TARD RANT”
Lavonna; LOL at the motto! ITA!!
DarkJuggalo: Very wise!!! Thank you!!
2:34 pm on June 30th, 2009
Really? Where did you get your law degree? The information has to be proven false before it can be called libel or slander, and then only the original publisher of the “false” information can be sued – not just anyone who happened to read it and discuss it with others. Moron.
I’m not….I really like it.
I’ll be joining that one too!
7:16 pm on July 1st, 2009
you nasty mouthed people are evil and have very nasty mouths; your behavior is just as bad or worse than what you have written about a mentally ill women who has children and family that have been terrible hurt in this situation. do you talk this way in front of your children? If so you will pay the consequences one way or another. I know you all think you are really smart; but you are definitely not wise. No one with any wisdom would put such filth in writing. Why don’t all of you do something worth while in your lives? Like trying to help people. Instead of trying to destroy other people without a trial. Your lives must be a mess and very boring to even be on this site and the site owner is without a doubt past crazy!!!!!!!!!!!! I am trying to protect all children involved that might see this site.
And no you are not home/ your home will be hotter than you could imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:19 pm on July 1st, 2009
Yes I would like to know each one who commented on here education level. For me I have had 14 years of education since graduating High School! I see which creep on here can beat that!
7:27 pm on July 1st, 2009
lovinghomecare2003, your schtick has already grown boring and I am afraid you are scaring people into home schooling. The fact that you equate foul language with letting a grown woman let a 10-year-old boy slide his dick in and out of her is just stupid.
If you truly believe that a grown woman who allows sperm to flow from the testicles of a child to land on her upturned, smiling face is the same as people typing out the word “fuck” – well then you are just as mentally handicapped as the person you are taking up for.
You have absolutely no clue whatsoever who we HAVE helped. Victims, prosecutors, detectives, friends and family. Nor do I expect you to. How could I expect someone who wastes their time on a site they despise to defend women who slobber on the cocks of children to have one iota of common sense.
7:28 pm on July 1st, 2009
Your filthy language is associated with your education level! Cursing comes from stupid uneducated people like you all are! Or from evil hearts! If you are educated enough you could discuss this matter that you are so expert with out cursing. When actually you only have one or 2 news articles-has anyone told that the news has nothing to do with the TRUTH. And facts are not TRUTH! But that would be difficult for any of you to ever figure out in your pea sized brains.
7:30 pm on July 1st, 2009
omg. you are truly dumb. Thanks for the quote.
7:32 pm on July 1st, 2009
14 years? Where? You should get your money back. You can’t put a sentence together.
Let’s ignore all that for a second and back up. You are defending a child rapist? Really? You are more concerned with children reading this site than you are with a woman that had sex with a 10 year old? THEN you wish this kind of sexual abuse on OTHER children? I wonder what your god thinks of you.
I’ll save you a seat in hell. See you there.
7:32 pm on July 1st, 2009
You foul mouth evil people think you are high and might because you know every filthy word. That in the true educated community shows that you are lower than trailer trash! If you had a brain in your head you would be able to communicate without such language again and again you show your true blue!
7:32 pm on July 1st, 2009
And facts are not TRUTH!
7:35 pm on July 1st, 2009
It’s apparent that your classes didn’t include any writing or grammar courses.
Just because it took you 14 years to finish some post-secondary education doesn’t mean that you’re a doctoral candidate. 14 years of what? Do you have any degrees to go with that lallygagging? That you speak only of “years” and say nothing of a degree is particularly telling. It shouldn’t take more than 8 years to receive a Bachelor’s, Masters and doctorate, if one is a serious student. BTW – completing courses on macrame at the community center doesn’t count as completing a post-secondary curriculum.
Also, sounding off in the comments area of a website hardly scores on the “ruining someone’s life forever” chart. But FUCKING A 10 YEAR OLD BOY DOES COUNT.
You are on this site. Judge not, right? Good luck with that. If someone’s child is on this site, they should be ashamed that they don’t know what the fuck their child is doing. They should be thrilled they aren’t getting raped by some pedo they met on on their unmonitored MySpace page.
I think you need to spend less time in pissing contests with complete strangers on the internet trying to defend a child rapist, and more time making friends with folks who DON’T RAPE CHILDREN.
7:39 pm on July 1st, 2009
God is great! Hallelujah!
7:39 pm on July 1st, 2009
Guys, I put her in the moderation queue. Normally I wouldn’t, but this is one of those people of such low-intelligence (you know, the kind that talk down to others while wishing rape against children) that I just foresee my recent comments list being overloaded with her dumbass coming back for more. So, if she actually says anything worthwhile, I will be sure to let it post.
7:43 pm on July 1st, 2009
Yeah, um, seriously I would rather be known for being a creep by typing the work “fuck” over and over again, than wishing abuse upon children. So with that said…
You with your incredibly hypocritical SN. How can someone being so loving and tell people not to judge and then turn around say you hope their children get abused.
Let me tell you something, you filthy nasty whore. I was abused sexually as a child. It is not something I would EVER wish on even most worst enemy. Unless you have any idea what that feels like, shut you fucking mouth! Like that, I am now a creep bitch!!
I will not tolerate reading someone coming on here spewing more filth than the article itself. So just out of curiosity are you Samantha perhaps???? If you are, fuck off and die. If you her family member or a friend or whatever you are, you can fuck off and die.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more infuriated at a defenders post than I am right now! I won’t even tell you I hope you get raped and have your whole life stripped of you. As much as I hate you right now. It’s the most awful thing you can imagine. So seriously, do the world a favor and go find a rusty razor and slit your wrists.
Again, how dare you even think to wish that much harm to an innocent child, who has nothing to do with this situation. If it was possible to reach through this screen, I would slam you face into the keyboard.
7:46 pm on July 1st, 2009
Ahem.
It seems that I missed out on some things. First thing, if your writing is any indication as to what 26 years of education will get you. I will be the first to tell everyone still receiving schooling to quit now. That total by the way is figuring that you did not fail any grades prior to college. I doubt that. I also doubt that the 14 years of education after high school was anything great and beginning to get the idea of what they were. For to be assessed at what you are insinuating them to be would mean that you have a doctorate in something and well….hehe….I think we can all safely say you are a doctor of nothing except bad spelling, poor grammar, and just horrible communication skills. Quoting the bible, spouting off scripture about us going to hell means nothing as well. You can have your faith and I have mine, and telling it to someone means nothing because if they do not believe in the first place, telling them they will burn means nothing to them. Morbid has it correct, your posts have become old and tiresome, quite like the poster I imagine. So out of respect for the poor servers and the site and just for what little credibility and pride you may have left, I respectfully request that you stop trying to make anyone feel bad about what we say about the pedophile listed in the story above and just refrain from posting.
Thank you,
The Dark Juggalo
P.S. Now you may no longer say anything about the “rude language” being forced at you, at least until the next post I write to you.
8:03 pm on July 1st, 2009
Damn, I got moderated because I used its name My bad! LMAO
R
8:09 pm on July 1st, 2009
Bachelors degree in Paralegal Studies and a NALA Certified Paralegal. And you?
The correct way to word your above sentence would be “I would like to know the education level of everyone who commented here” instead of “each one who commented on here education level.”
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