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Destinie Duvall Pinched One Off On Her Mamma’s Back

June 25, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Assault, Beating, Biting, Crime, Featured, Mugshot, battery 

Bossier Parish, LA–First of all, I would like to thank thehesbomb for bringing this little gem of a story into our forums. Because, after an awesome and glorious day filled with chocolate and napping, this story was just what I needed to restore my lack of faith in humanity. And, well, it’s no secret that I am the black sheep in my own family; looked down upon, ‘tsk-tsk’ed‘ at, uninvited to the family reunion, etc. And, it is also no secret that I revel in the attention. But, as much as I dislike certain members of my family, would I take the time and effort needed to knock one of them out and shit on their back? Meh…ask me after the next family get together.

Destinie Duvall and Patricia Hacker

Destinie Duvall and Patricia Hacker

Allow me to introduce a lovely mother-daughter combo. This is Destinie Duvall and her mother, Patricia Hacker. They look normal enough, right? Their fighting style, though, lacks couth and class. For reasons known only to them, the pair got into a spat on Tuesday, and the shit really started to fly. Destinie knocked her mother out of a chair and kicked her in the head…Patricia was K fucking O’d. While Patricia lay unconscious on the floor, Destinie, classy bitch that she is, sauntered on over and took a dump right on her back. Nothing says Fuck You quite like a steaming pile of shit, right? Point taken, Destinie. Patricia didn’t stay down for long. When that little hellcat came too, she wasn’t about to let that shit slide…the cat fight resumed. After a little slappin’, punchin’, and rasslin’ around on the floor, Patricia told Destinie to get the fuck out. In response, Destinie latched on to her mother’s lip with her teeth, leaving a one inch cut. Patricia responded to that with a few good whacks upside Destinie’s head with a steel pan. P’wned!

After a visit to the hospital for their injuries, both were transported to jail. Destinie had a possible broken arm and some bruising. Patricia had a cut lip and bruised ribs. Destinie Duvall, 37, is charged with two counts of second-degree battery and two counts of simple battery. Patricia Hacker, 62, is facing charges of aggravated battery and simple battery. Bail/bond is pending on each.

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  1. thinkgoat
    4:45 am on June 25th, 2009

    Oh, I get all verklempt when I read stories of such tenderness.

  2. mazzi
    9:51 am on June 25th, 2009

    EWWWW! And holy haysoos! (should haysoos be capitalized?) What kind of dysfunction is going on in THAT household?

    Some of these stories are just so far beyond “WTF?” – there is no category for them.

  3. CassieMomma
    10:32 am on June 25th, 2009

    NO FUCKING WAY! The mother shouldn’t be charged with anything, if anyone did that to me, they would definitely feel my wrath!

  4. biteme
    11:05 am on June 25th, 2009

    what no video?

  5. Lazlo
    11:28 am on June 25th, 2009

    “what no video?”~ biteme

    Two Girls, One Finger? Holy shit! er… holy crap! I mean… Oh just forget it!!

  6. cassidymarie83
    12:47 pm on June 25th, 2009

    This one is too fucking funny! Family dysfunction at it’s best!

  7. Coyote
    1:39 pm on June 25th, 2009

    Bet the holidays at their house are a real blast.

  8. cassidymarie83
    3:14 pm on June 25th, 2009

    Oh yes, I’m sure they are, beats the hell out of my family issues…
    I’d buy tickets to watch their “festive” holiday gatherings.
    Just the mental image of this shit makes me giggle…

  9. MadeaBecBec
    4:07 pm on June 25th, 2009

    I figure Destinie is telling the PoPo that Pattie beat the sheutt right on outta her, she had no control over that part of the *ahem* squabble…
    We should submit these two to the WWF, they might just get paid to relieve their aggressions! Tag-team name : DooDoofall and The Hacker…..

  10. zoloftn151
    8:24 pm on June 25th, 2009

    Both of these two bitches appear to be wearing jail scrubs. Neither of these two bitches look like the have been in a fight. Must have been a ” SHITTY ” fight.. ROFLMMFAO!

  11. April
    9:51 pm on June 25th, 2009

    Both of these two bitches appear to be wearing jail scrubs. Neither of these two bitches look like the have been in a fight. Must have been a ” SHITTY ” fight.. ROFLMMFAO!

    You need to see a bigger pic of Mom. She has a fat lip with a bit cut on it from where her “shitty” daughter tried to eat her face.

  12. LeeMouse
    11:58 am on June 26th, 2009

    Damn it, I never have full bowels when my family members are unconscious. I have got to start timing my bathroom schedule a little better.

  13. Veronica
    5:42 pm on June 26th, 2009

    Damn it, I never have full bowels when my family members are unconscious. I have got to start timing my bathroom schedule a little better.

    LMFAO!!! I know, right? Just never the right moment to shit on someone…

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