The Hills Have Eyes (On Them)
June 23, 2009 by FlamingFox
Edwardsville, IL-Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? If it’s anything like one of my favorite movies, The Hills Have EyesThe Hills Have Eyes reviews
, then it can be one creepy ass feeling to have, especially if you’re stranded in the desert and being stalked by a clan of deformed cannibals who inhabit the surrounding hills. Too bad that scenario only exists in the make-believe world of movies, because that is the exact place I would love to send the two ass-hats pictured below. Thankfully, though, they were being watched in real life and their two young children are now safe from clutches of their worthless parents.

Derek and Eva Hill
Sheriff’s deputies paid a visit on Father’s Day to the “very filthy” home of 21-year old Derek Hill Sr. and his 27-year old wife, Eva Hill after social workers received a tip that their 2-year old son was being abused. When officers arrived, the Hills allowed the officers to see their 1-year, but said their 2-year old was staying with relatives in Kentucky. Thankfully, the Hills were being watched because later that day, the officers were informed that the Hills had lied and that their 2-year was hidden from them during the visit. When the officers returned to their home, they learned from someone that the Hills had left. The officers contacted the Hills by phone and convinced them to return to their home with both of their children.
At first glance, the officers noticed a cigarette burn on the 2-year old’s cheek and it was very obvious he had been physically abused. The officers also learned that the child had been put in the clothes dryer for at least a minute, maybe longer, but the dryer had never been turned on. Also, on at least one occasion the boy had been beaten with a belt. The abuse happened while Derek Hill was watching the children when their mother was at work. Officers learned the abuse had been occurring over a period of about three weeks. Both children were put into protective custody by the state Department of Children and Family Services. Derek T. Hill Sr. was charged with aggravated battery of a child. Eva E. Hill also was arrested on the same charge, for knowing about the abuse, but not doing a damn thing to stop or prevent it. Both of their bonds were set at on $50,000 each.
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11:27 am on June 23rd, 2009
When I first started reading and saw their photos I thought you were going to say they were cannibals
They are some freaky looking mo fo’s. Glad someone called on them and their children are safe!
12:13 pm on June 23rd, 2009
LOL. Especially Derek with his chicken-butt hair. I’m guessing the dryer was where the kid was hidden during the officers first visit. Fucking asswipes. I’m so glad they got caught.
12:39 pm on June 23rd, 2009
His hair looks like Wooly Willy.
1:03 pm on June 23rd, 2009
These people procreated?!?! *shiver*
4:21 pm on June 23rd, 2009
21 and 27?? Really? Are they related?? The look like a couple of inbred assholes.
4:41 pm on June 23rd, 2009
You serious?
They may look inbred, but I don’t think they look related.
4:56 pm on June 23rd, 2009
I was serious about the inbred part and being a smart ass about the related part – They are clearly not related (unless maybe cousins??). I can just see these two living in a trailer in the woods. Caliing each other sister and brother like they are pet names… Poor kids. I am picturing filthy kids running around nekkid in the yard with the chickens.
5:02 pm on June 23rd, 2009
Whew! I thought I was going to have to recommend glasses, and I couldn’t think how to introduce the concept in a diplomatically acceptable way.
There would need to be a mangy pit-bull or a couple of skinny, moth-eaten moggies in that clearing in the woods as well. And at least two cars that won’t run.
5:34 pm on June 23rd, 2009
Because this was front-paged, I thought I’d copy my initial comment over here (with some minor editing for clarification)…
Now, I realize this is a prejudiced statement I’m about to make, but…
I’m always a little leary of young women who settle down with men well below their age. I’m not talking about cougars, here, who are simply looking to hook up with boy toys, but women who engage in legitimate relationships with men younger than them. They tend to strike me as off. I interpret it as, often, a red-flag signifying considerably low self-esteem… exactly the type of woman who would turn a blind eye to this kind of thing.
Not to say there aren’t exceptions and I would hate to discourage love and stuff, but, if you’re desperate enough to pick up a younger man in hopes that he can satisfy healthy relationship requirments, you may want to think about running it by a therapist, first.
6:14 pm on June 23rd, 2009
Not that much deference in age here, it’s not like some saggy old bitch turning a blind eye, for a hard rock
7:15 pm on June 23rd, 2009
Actually, the age difference at this particular junction is pretty extreme from a physiological standpoint. The male’s brain hasn’t even stopped developing, yet. The woman is still young enough to land someone mature and stable, but opted for a 21 year old with nothing to offer instead? Stinks of desparation, in my opinion.
There’s a reason the vast majority of females settle down with males their age or older. To defy that signals some abnormality in my opinion.
8:54 pm on June 23rd, 2009
What? What? Is Durrruck Hill the love child of a Rooster and a Horsefly? And Eva, well, methinks someone should use some soap and water on her, preferably a de-lousing soap!!
So sorry for the little guy and his sibling, hopefully they will be placed in a cleaner and loving environment, to be appreciated as the gifts that they are!!
12:57 am on June 24th, 2009
GAWD, they look older than their stated ages. That’s what filth and poverty does. Hell, I couldn’t even get served alcohol when I was 27.I had a chubby baby face. I think there are some people born to hell and it never gets better. I hope CPS don’t say, well, if they do a little community service, attend parenting classes and other shiz like that, they can have them back. It ain’t never gonna git no better.
3:45 pm on June 24th, 2009
I would hate to see what they look like with out clothing…Good Lord, who would want a piece of that? Yuck…did someone pull him out with forceps? His forehead looks like a Boeing 747 could land savely!
Assholes
8:35 am on July 10th, 2009
i can’t think of anything bad enough to wish on them… maybe 10 years in solitary listening to Rush Limburger 24/7? or watching endless reruns of
Rock of Love? i know! dipped in dogshit and fried in lard!!!! why do these
d-bags piss in the gene pool? they don’t like, love, cherish or find hope and joy in the tiny lives they bring into the world. God may love them, but i sure don’t.
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