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Marie Lauradin Is Queens’s Newest Voodoo Guru

June 21, 2009 by thinkgoat  

Filed under: Assault, Burning, Child Endangerment, Crime, Exorcism 

Queens, NY–This damn woman sure knows how to waste some good liquor. Marie, totally unaware of America’sAmerica reviewsAmerica reviews view on alcohol abuse, decided to perform some voodoo on her 6 year old daughter. Guess she thought she had some demons that needed ridding. The clever woman she was, poured a ring of rum on the floor and lit it. (Insert “Oooh Fire” here) Now apparently that wasn’t enough of a deterrent for those pesky rascals. Fuck no, she had more rum in that bottle and what’s worse than left over Rum? Not enough fire, of course.  Damn people, must I hold your hand through this process?

According to reports, she decided to pour some on her daughter’s head and push her through the flaming circle of fun. Guess what happened next?? Daughter, Frantzcia Saintil, lit up like a damn dried Christmas tree. Apparently it was quite the scene because sweet Mommy Pyro was so engrossed she failed to acknowledge her daughter’s screams. Grandma Sylvenie, the quick and brilliant brain of the family, doused the child with water, plopped her in the bathtub and then promptly put her to bed–2nd and 3rd degree burns over 25% of one’s body sure the fuck doesn’t warrant any tending. That poor demon filled girl just needed rest after all the unexpected excitement. The following day, another nagging relative insisted Frantzcia be taken to the hospital, where she was immediately placed in a medically induced coma.

The family, new to Queens from Haiti, are proud supporters of the voodoo ritual named “Loa”. Actually “Loa” are the spirits of a Voodoo religion practiced in other parts of the world, including Haiti. They’re similar to angels or saints in Western religions but differ in that they are not only prayed to but served as well. Each “being” has it’s own personality, little dance, song, and symbols. I just bet they’re cute as hell, too!  (I now envision little rum drinking fuckers having spasms like they’ve just been torched!)

Mom has been charged with assault and endangering the welfare of a child. She faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted. BigBig reviewsBig reviews brain Grandma was charged with reckless endangerment and endangering the welfare of a child. She faces up to seven years in prison if convicted. “She denies these allegations,” lawyer Jeff Cohen said. “This is my client’s only child. My client would not hurt her.” Nice. Too bad Grandma is 70. She and the lawyer could have made some smart ass babies together.

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  1. So Jaded
    11:01 am on June 21st, 2009

    Welcome to the front page, thinkgoat! Great write-up!

  2. FlamingFox
    11:09 am on June 21st, 2009

    (I now envision little rum drinking fuckers having spasms like they’ve just been torched!)

    LMAO! Welcome to the FP, thinkgoat! Great job on writing this one up!

  3. Lazlo
    11:17 am on June 21st, 2009

    According to reports, she decided to pour some on her daughter’s head and push her through the flaming circle of fun.

    OMFG! I have to be a sick bastard because I couldn’t help laughing at that!! On a more serious note, what kind of twisted fucks are we letting into this country? And where in the world do people think this kind of thing is normal? Somebody needs to go in and slap the shit out of this entire culture!

  4. Dakota Valkyrie
    11:18 am on June 21st, 2009

    “

    This is my client’s only child. My client would not hurt her.”

    So having more than one kid would be OK because you’d have “spare” kids???

    This story gives me a Johnny Cash ear worm… “I fell into a burning ring of fire…”
    Thanks, thinkgoat!

  5. So Jaded
    11:20 am on June 21st, 2009

    Thanks, Dakota. I didn’t have the ear worm…until now.

  6. Rockin Ma
    11:39 am on June 21st, 2009

    One day I complained I had a cold and a Jamaican woman brought me some Jamaican rum in a honey jar and a lime. She instructed me alternate sipping the lime and rum after midnight for a sure cure.

    I did not do it. I was scared it was some voodoo spell and it remains in my desk. The lime turned into a hard gourd but my drawer smells nice and citrusy.

    I’m surprised to read that they aren’t defending this case with freedom of religion.

  7. mommacrazy30
    12:09 pm on June 21st, 2009

    and it burns burns burns that ring…..thanks, now i’m gonna’ be singing it all day.

  8. April
    12:34 pm on June 21st, 2009

    Thanks, Dakota. I didn’t have the ear worm…until now

    ditto.

    The Taste Of Love Is Sweet
    When Hearts Like Ours Meet
    I Fell For You Like A Child
    Oh, But The Fire Went Wild

    I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
    I Went Down, Down, Down
    And The Flames Went Higher

  9. prettyuglyish
    2:08 pm on June 21st, 2009

    I was going to ask if it worked and got rid of the demons – but then I remembered that mom and grandma are still breathing. So, I guess not.

  10. thinkgoat
    6:04 pm on June 21st, 2009

    Thanks! I loved this story – it was just too fucked up to resist.

    Freedom of religion? LMAO. Although I wouldn’t be surprised! Somehow, even as fucked up as our judicial system is, I think turning one’s daughter into a flailing human torch, as a means of honoring and practicing their religion, would be quite a stretch.

  11. Kdogg
    6:45 pm on June 21st, 2009

    I’ve heard that in several cases where children have died that it was freedom of religion. One should note the parents almost never seem to be willing to do the same things to themselves that they do to their kids.

  12. Zealant
    10:54 pm on June 21st, 2009

    sweet Mommy Pyro was so engrossed she failed to acknowledge her daughter’s screams.

    Mother of the year we have here.

    Great write up, Thinkgoat!

  13. malq
    10:55 pm on June 21st, 2009

    Maiming and mayhem in the name of religion. If we had all the problems that religion has ever caused condensed into the size of a marble, the mass would be dense enough to create a black whole which would be the demise our universe.
    That’s geek for this is a huge problem. All you Christians take note.
    Is that any different than refusing chemo for a kid that has cancer because the lord will fix it?
    nice job thinkgoat.

  14. CassieMomma
    1:29 pm on June 22nd, 2009

    I’ve heard that in several cases where children have died that it was freedom of religion. One should note the parents almost never seem to be willing to do the same things to themselves that they do to their kids.

    Very good point!

  15. LeeMouse
    1:57 pm on June 22nd, 2009

    I don’t think the “freedom of religion” defense works very often, at least legally. You have the right to believe whatever you want, but not necessarily the right to do whatever you want. In most cases where a minor child is involved, I think the courts tend to rule that, if a child is underage, they are incapable of making the choice to forego medical treatment, whereas an adult has that right. So when an adult dies because they won’t accept a blood transfusion, or won’t take insulin, it probably doesn’t make the news, because no law has been broken, and adults have the right to refuse medical care for whatever reason.

  16. Wonder
    2:57 am on June 23rd, 2009

    I was going to ask if it worked and got rid of the demons – but then I remembered that mom and grandma are still breathing. So, I guess not.

    exactly! those woman have issues – that child spent 55 days in the hospital I do hope she is being well cared for. Good thing she trusted her foster family enough to speak about it or these lady might of gotten away with what they had done. someone needs to perform loa on their asses!

    At the end of the video, it states the grandma claims a pot of boiling water (rice) fell on the child.

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