Queens, NY–This damn woman sure knows how to waste some good liquor. Marie, totally unaware of America’s view on alcohol abuse, decided to perform some voodoo on her 6 year old daughter. Guess she thought she had some demons that needed ridding. The clever woman she was, poured a ring of rum on the floor and lit it. (Insert “Oooh Fire” here) Now apparently that wasn’t enough of a deterrent for those pesky rascals. Fuck no, she had more rum in that bottle and what’s worse than left over Rum? Not enough fire, of course. Damn people, must I hold your hand through this process?
According to reports, she decided to pour some on her daughter’s head and push her through the flaming circle of fun. Guess what happened next?? Daughter, Frantzcia Saintil, lit up like a damn dried Christmas tree. Apparently it was quite the scene because sweet Mommy Pyro was so engrossed she failed to acknowledge her daughter’s screams. Grandma Sylvenie, the quick and brilliant brain of the family, doused the child with water, plopped her in the bathtub and then promptly put her to bed–2nd and 3rd degree burns over 25% of one’s body sure the fuck doesn’t warrant any tending. That poor demon filled girl just needed rest after all the unexpected excitement. The following day, another nagging relative insisted Frantzcia be taken to the hospital, where she was immediately placed in a medically induced coma.
The family, new to Queens from Haiti, are proud supporters of the voodoo ritual named “Loa”. Actually “Loa” are the spirits of a Voodoo religion practiced in other parts of the world, including Haiti. They’re similar to angels or saints in Western religions but differ in that they are not only prayed to but served as well. Each “being” has it’s own personality, little dance, song, and symbols. I just bet they’re cute as hell, too! (I now envision little rum drinking fuckers having spasms like they’ve just been torched!)
Mom has been charged with assault and endangering the welfare of a child. She faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted. Big brain Grandma was charged with reckless endangerment and endangering the welfare of a child. She faces up to seven years in prison if convicted. “She denies these allegations,” lawyer Jeff Cohen said. “This is my client’s only child. My client would not hurt her.” Nice. Too bad Grandma is 70. She and the lawyer could have made some smart ass babies together.
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