Miranda Peters-Ortiz Is A Gun Totin’, Crack Smokin’, Momma
June 20, 2009 by Jaded
Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews
has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe.
Miranda Peters-Ortiz
Thursday afternoon, Miranda’s husband put in a call to the Palm Bay police to report that his wife and daughter were missing. He informed officer’s that his wife had just taken off with their 3-year-old daughter and he was concerned because she had never done that before. An alert for Miranda and her child was issued. At about 12:30 FridayFriday reviews
morning, Miranda was holding up a Wendy’s. She did it drive-thru style….she pulled up to the drive thru, whipped out a gun, demanded cash, and high-tailed it out of the parking lot with about $600. A description of the car was called in to police and the chase was on. An officer spotted the car in question–as he approached the vehicle in his patrol car, Miranda hit the gas. The chase, which lasted about 10 minutes, was over once Miranda hit some stop sticks. Miranda was caught, but she wasn’t going to go down easy. She was still hitting the crack pipe while officers struggled to get her out of the vehicle. To add to her crack-high, she got another kind of buzz…from a taser. And in the backseat? Her 3-year-old daughter. Luckily, the child was strapped into her car seat and was unharmed. Miranda was taken to Wuesthoff Hospital for treatment. Her daughter was taken to the hospital because of her exposure to the smoked cocaineCocaine Angel reviews. The child has since been released to her father.
Miranda Peters-Ortiz, 33, faces charges of armed robbery, aggravated fleeing and eluding, aggravated child abuse, and possession of cocaine. Investigators are also reviewing any possible connections Miranda may have to an earlier robbery at a Domino’s Pizza. You can check out video of the stop, and the crack-head momma, at the source link.
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7:23 am on June 20th, 2009
Are you sure that’s a woman? Must of been some hormone additives or steroids in that crack pipe, as well.
7:49 am on June 20th, 2009
I can see it now… She pleads not-guilty due to gross body dismorphism.
10:00 am on June 20th, 2009
Good lord, I was thinking the same thing FF. When I saw her mug on the front page, I was like, “Wait…did they put the wrong pic with the story?” Looks like she’s sporting some sideburns to accentuate that beefy jawline. Speaking of beefy, she’s pretty hefty for a crackhead. She must be relieving her victims of their tasty health food as well as their cash.
10:07 am on June 20th, 2009
Heinous, HEINOUS blow pig of a woman. Put down the crack pipe and step away from that super sized combo!!
I hope that child never has to lay eye on this fugly beast again.
2:02 pm on June 20th, 2009
No offense but the dad has to be on crack too. No way anyone in their right mind would touch that man-beast.
6:06 pm on June 20th, 2009
Thank God the child was properly restrained. It could have ended very badly for her. As for the second hand crack smoke, hopefully it wont have any long term affects on her.
9:41 pm on June 20th, 2009
everybody who does crack isn’t skinny.
5:57 am on June 21st, 2009
Obviously.
7:41 am on June 21st, 2009
The child has been released to the father….
! hope she didnt jump from the pan into the fire?
8:33 am on June 21st, 2009
Too busy smoking crack to put on some make-up, I see…
11:13 am on June 22nd, 2009
How traumatizing for the 3 year old. She didn’t know her Mom did wrong and then the police tear her from the car. What a dumb ass bitch the Mom is, not thinking once of the effects this will have on her little girl. Hopefully this little one is young enough were she can recover and not have too many memories. I do have to give Dad props, he did call the police so she might just have a chance.
3:34 pm on June 22nd, 2009
Just spoke the pipe ’till you die stupid bitch.
I sure as hell hope little girl will be in better hands with her daddy.
12:06 pm on June 23rd, 2009
I am sure Crackhead Moronda reasoned that her 3 year old daughter could/would be used as a shield…. Asshat!!!
In the video, the child looks to be in shock, sitting in the ambulance clutching a doll/teddybear! Plus, toddlers exposed to crack-cocaine inhalation do have transient neurological symptoms, some even have seizures because of it! Oh my goodness, I pray Daddy seeks professional counseling for her! 3 years old is a very impressionable age, children generally want to act just like their same sex parent, I’ll be praying that this one will be different!
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11:32 pm on July 18th, 2009
in the words of Austin Powers “She does look a bit man-ish”
5:58 pm on August 23rd, 2009
Did her husband not know of her drug habbit?
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